If man can walk on the moon

28 Aug 2005

Is it only me or am i the only lady who has had to take out a second mortgage to pay for the batteries for my rabbit. Good bloody god theres nothing worse than them feigning on you when the goings good. Surely there must be another solution - unless ive missed it rechargeable rabbits would be good --- ok -- wont look good in a socket but we could have dolly covers - like the old croched toilet roll covers my nan had to hide the loo roll that sat on the sistern. (barby doll of today puts them to shame). Failing that maybe a gas powered one would be good but us greedy ladies would get confused between the canister and the subject.. Why not hook them up to a wind farm ... ask me not ... ive already enquired but too much red tape with the national grid. Why have a rabbit i hear you say .... why not have the real thing ... well bloody yes there is nothing like the real thing but it just isnt as convenient and on hand.. my lovely rabbit is always there in my bottom drawer whenever i want & need. Tried keeping a man there but he went off after two days (edam). Have decided to get the monopoly on coin slot pay as you go rabbits so watch this space .... xxxx Amazon xxx

28 Aug 2005

P'raps if you ask nicely, they'll reopen Trawsfynydd to power it!! lol

I hope you're not talking about it running out in one usage - otherwise you'll need 3 men.

28 Aug 2005

just buy 2 sets of rechargable batteries...?

28 Aug 2005

Did man walk on the moon lol

28 Aug 2005

Do we need to contact the RSPCA? biggrin

28 Aug 2005

rechargable batteries just dont have the same ooomph - perhaps i do need three men. And no.. man didnt actually walk on the moon.. he kind of bounced along with big wide legs in his huge helmet and lead-weight sixties platforms.
Someone did contact the RSPCA - they rejected me . lol

28 Aug 2005

Quote by wales_cple
rechargable batteries just dont have the same ooomph:

Maybe if you want the ooomph.. you should rewire it, and use the mains electricity instead.. biggrin

28 Aug 2005

I fail to see the correlation between rabbits and moon-walking confused

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Is there one? I am missing something here?
...or maybe this is just a night-time activity that you do .... hehehe

28 Aug 2005

Quote by wales_cple
And no.. man didnt actually walk on the moon..

Because they filmed it in a warehouse at nasa.. biggrin

28 Aug 2005

Coming to a bookshop near you soon - 'Watership Going Down', shortly followed by 'WGD2: Recharge!' and 'WGD3: With a Voltage'.

28 Aug 2005

Simple soplution to you running out of batteries.
You could always buy one of these lol

They also do a rabbit you can take in the bath
now ladies

28 Aug 2005

Problem with rechargeables they are often not 1.5 like your normal batts... You need to slip another one in there smile

28 Aug 2005

Thank you you have all been very helpful. wink

28 Aug 2005

Quote by wales_cple
Thank you you have all been very helpful.

Have you considered steam power?
I'm thinking of 'The Engineer's Song'
An engineer told me before he died
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An engineer told me before he died
He once met a girl with a c*** so wide
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So he built a prick of steel
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So he built a prick of steel
Driven by a bloody great wheel
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Then he filled the balls with cream
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Then he filled the balls with cream
And the whole bloody issue was driven by steam
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Round and round went the bloody great wheel
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Round and round went the bloody great wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
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Faster went the bloody great wheel
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Faster went the bloody great wheel
Up and up went the level of steam
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Up and up went the level of steam
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Up and up went the level of steam
Higher and higher rose the level of cream
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Soon the __________________________________
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Soon the__________________________________
The Maiden cried "ENOUGH ENOUGH I'M SATISFIED"
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Now we come to the tragic bit
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Now we come to the tragic bit
There was no way of stopping it
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She was split from arse to tit
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She was split from arse to tit
And the whole bloody issue was covered in shit
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Does anyone know the words I've left out? I can't for the life of me remember them!
Sorry! redface

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Anyways, on second thoughts steam power may not be a good idea. :undecided:
innocent

:whistling: :whistling:

28 Aug 2005

wales couple
love the avatar

28 Aug 2005

you could upgrade.....