If sex was like a meal what would you have...

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart

You called?
Ooops

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D

13 Oct 2005

Tesco's own beans. Plain, simple and no frills lol

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dune
Got to go with a good ol' Sunday Roast, beef gravy and crispy roast spuds....
or somthing with dumplings.... :lol:

oooooo DUNE - There is a pub in Rainford that does a wonderful Sunday roast.
Can't remember the name of it but the landlord's name is George.

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack. rotflmao

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack. rotflmao

With Ian away a snack is better than an empty gob :lol2:

13 Oct 2005

It'd have to be a sandwich...... :lol2: :grin:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack.

With Ian away a snack is better than an empty gob :lol2:
I must be careful how I answer that... someone might call me a tart. :rotflmao:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Tart

You called?
Yes.
Can I have a nibble please :D
Oh alright, as it's you. :D
Are you always that easy dunno

(crosses fingers)
No, I'm very selective, but like I said... as it's you.... ;)
I'm feeling really hungry now :rascal:
I'm afraid I can only offer a snack.

With Ian away a snack is better than an empty gob :lol2:
I must be careful how I answer that... someone might call me a tart. :rotflmao:
What? Twice in one night :lol2:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Twice in one night?

Well I don't like to brag but.... :lol2:

13 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Twice in one night?

Well I don't like to brag but.... :lol2:
Maybe not but you will be posting pictures to prove it won't you :rascal:

13 Oct 2005

Something that takes a wee while to make...
you love looking at and playing with it......
and when you taste it you think orgasm...... hmmmmmm let us think rolleyes

got to be a box of Tunnocks tea cakes on a big huge plate to share.... coffee

13 Oct 2005

tastes like chicken but with a slight fishey odour, then add lots of cream :rascal:

13 Oct 2005

think I'll go for a stir fry....throw all sorts in...add a little oil.....get all heated up and then add some sauce........

13 Oct 2005

Toad in the Hole. lol

Basket Case

13 Oct 2005

Battered sausage confused

13 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
A vindaloo - It's hot, sweaty, keeps you up all night and leaves your arse burning the morning after :grin:

Isn't that a VindaBlue? :grin:

13 Oct 2005

hmmmm
Jumbo sausage and a small kebab for me please :twisted:

14 Oct 2005

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14 Oct 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
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Spitroast
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Cream Pie

You forgot the kebab :shock: sad

14 Oct 2005

I thought you had the kebab already? lol

I can;t seem to find any cherries either..... redface

14 Oct 2005

Nah, Its gotta be succulent roast beef with home made yorkshire puds, maybe a coupla spuds on the side but the veg has to be green!!! Gravy amust but the best bits save till last mmmmm, the stuffing and licking the plate clean. lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Oct 2005

it has 2 b a rich chocolate mousse 2 slowly run yr tongue round the outside taking in the creamy rich flavour & smell then slowly working your way 2 the gooey centre savouring every last bit as it melts on your tongue MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmCHOCOLATE

14 Oct 2005

A nice sandwich - fits in your hand and you came have it anywhere biggrin

14 Oct 2005

Melon...Love the way the juices dribble down your chin and drip between the boobies Mmmmm... :P
I'm glad no one's said crab...lol lol

14 Oct 2005

You cant beat a Yorkshire Tart lol but I think most of you girls would be happy with a good old Spit Roast lol

Or When asked by mrs goodtimez "what do you want for your dinner when you get in" when she phones whilst I'm out for a days fishing I reply Dont care as long as its Hot and theres plenty of it!! wink

Mr goodtimez