Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.
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:lol: :lol: I don't actually drink coffee at many peoples houses, I usually have tea because 99 out of 100 times the coffee is very disgusting. Actually the only persons house I do drink coffee it is my mums as she buys the same coffee as me (but I always make my own)
Coffee snob 
Orgasminator
i have a range of coffees from purculated to caffetieres to tassimo's to instant it depends on a few things to what they get, just 1 being the time, another is on how much i like them and another being what they ask for, for teas i have teabags or fruit teas. for drinkies anyone is welcome to whatever we have but always better to bring your own
Sex God
I'm soooo fussy when it comes to tea and coffee. I hate percolated coffee and so instant is the way ahead for me but even then it has to be not too strong with loads of milk. I'm even worse with tea, which I like really weak with loads of milk.
If we go to someones house for a meet then I would tend to drink something cold. If I do fancy a brew though, I either hover over them when they're making it (shouting "take the teabag out!") or I ask if I can make it myself!
If we go to someones house for a meet then I would tend to drink something cold. If I do fancy a brew though, I either hover over them when they're making it (shouting "take the teabag out!") or I ask if I can make it myself!
Orgasminator
Quote by brucie
i have a range of coffees from purculated to caffetieres to tassimo's to instant it depends on a few things to what they get, just 1 being the time, another is on how much i like them and another being what they ask for, for teas i have teabags or fruit teas. for drinkies anyone is welcome to whatever we have but always better to bring your own
fuck me youre better than starbucks!
thanks for the offer but that would be a no
Sex God
Quote by brucie
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.
would you actually fuck someone who tried to give you instant coffee???
They'd be f*cked if they didn't
I love coffee, its gods own drink, whether it's instant or fresh as long as its good then good but if it isn't. Well I just got to tell em.
As for tea? Sorry Tan but that really is the reserve of the old, People who wear hats and gloves and scarves and ill people. And FRUIT tea!!! OMG thats just a nice smell from a mug with utter disappointment and, yes, revulsion in the taste. Oh so can't do Fruit (phut phutt) tea.
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Quote by Lost
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.
would you actually fuck someone who tried to give you instant coffee???
They'd be f*cked if they didn't
I love coffee, its gods own drink, whether it's instant or fresh as long as its good then good but if it isn't. Well I just got to tell em.
As for tea? Sorry Tan but that really is the reserve of the old, People who wear hats and gloves and scarves and ill people. And FRUIT tea!!! OMG thats just a nice smell from a mug with utter disappointment and, yes, revulsion in the taste. Oh so can't do Fruit (phut phutt) tea.
Fruit tea is the devils spawn :eeek: :giggle: I don't wear hats or scarves or gloves (bar pogies in the boat if I fear losing my fingers to frostbite cold :lol2
and as far as I'm aware I am not ill 
old maybe! but shite tea is far easier to drink than shite coffee. I adore coffee but it has to be really nice strong coffee. 
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I ask if I can make it myself!
At mine you are shown the kitchen and you help yourself. I am a shite host :lol:
Dave_Notts
Shite host I can handle .... shite shag I cant :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Dave__Notts
I ask if I can make it myself!
At mine you are shown the kitchen and you help yourself. I am a shite host :lol:
Dave_Notts
Shite host I can handle .... shite shag I cant :lol:
Thats me fucked then
Dave_Notts
Or not!! :lol:
:? :? I believe a good introduction can overcome even the deepest of fears with regards the Tea/Coffee debate
"Hi - I'm Laff & this is Chilli,
........... and over here are our good friends Mr Teapot, Mrs Kettle, The Mug Brothers and they're all very happy to let me introduce you to the ringmaster - Miss Tap and her lovely daughters T-bag, Sugar, Senseo Coffee-maker and Coffee-mate.
Please feel free to help yourself to any threesome that takes your fancy ........ oh and while your there mines white with no sugar."
You see how easily all this stress can be overcome.
Happy housemeets everyone!
"Hi - I'm Laff & this is Chilli,
........... and over here are our good friends Mr Teapot, Mrs Kettle, The Mug Brothers and they're all very happy to let me introduce you to the ringmaster - Miss Tap and her lovely daughters T-bag, Sugar, Senseo Coffee-maker and Coffee-mate.
Please feel free to help yourself to any threesome that takes your fancy ........ oh and while your there mines white with no sugar."
You see how easily all this stress can be overcome.
Happy housemeets everyone!
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.
You drink Coffee at meets :shock: You ever smelt your breath an hour after drinking coffee? Also the dry mouth it gives you? Maybe its just me but I tend to avoid drinking coffee altogether now as I spend all day fetching cold drinks to get rid of the morning coffee dry mouth
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'm soooo fussy when it comes to tea and coffee. I hate percolated coffee and so instant is the way ahead for me but even then it has to be not too strong with loads of milk. I'm even worse with tea, which I like really weak with loads of milk.
If we go to someones house for a meet then I would tend to drink something cold. If I do fancy a brew though, I either hover over them when they're making it (shouting "take the teabag out!") or I ask if I can make it myself!
FUCK ME, a back seat team maker :lol:
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
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You drink Coffee at meets :shock: You ever smelt your breath an hour after drinking coffee? Also the dry mouth it gives you? Maybe its just me but I tend to avoid drinking coffee altogether now as I spend all day fetching cold drinks to get rid of the morning coffee dry mouth
Not a problem sonny Jim, boyo m'lad. I chew garlic cloves which gets rid of coffee mouth
Also keeps me safe from the Mrs come fullmoon! 
Sex God
Quote by tweeky
FUCK ME
OK!!
Sex God
Quote by Funlovers2009
FUCK ME
OK!!
Cool, you fancy a tea now :lol2:
Quote by brucie
Do you tell them if the coffee they've made you is shite?
I must admit on a couple of occasions I've had to do so, much to the horror of J my ever enduring and utterly gorgeous Mrs, I do try to tell them in a nice way though.
would you actually fuck someone who tried to give you instant coffee???
To my deepest shame, I have.
Sex God
Why all the snobbery about instant coffee? There is plenty of ground coffee that is undrinkable. Instant isn't the same as ground - that is a pointless comparison. Like saying salad cream is no good cos it's not mayonnaise. 
Quote by Funlovers2009
I'm soooo fussy when it comes to tea and coffee. I hate percolated coffee and so instant is the way ahead for me but even then it has to be not too strong with loads of milk. I'm even worse with tea, which I like really weak with loads of milk.
If we go to someones house for a meet then I would tend to drink something cold. If I do fancy a brew though, I either hover over them when they're making it (shouting "take the teabag out!") or I ask if I can make it myself!
Make it yourself then !!!!!!!!!! ;)
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
Why all the snobbery about instant coffee? There is plenty of ground coffee that is undrinkable. Instant isn't the same as ground - that is a pointless comparison. Like saying salad cream is no good cos it's not mayonnaise.
iirc 99% of all the coffee served up in Italy (in stuff in the little cups ) is undrinkable
