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If Women Ruled The World

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This is a bit of fun only....
If you are a woman - what changes would you make in our female ran world?
If your a man - what would you dread or what changes would you like to see?
First change I would make is that women never have to do the ironing again - we would all have our own male - dressed or undressed - to do it for us wink
They could have a shit reality TV program called "When men ruled the world"
I'll get back to you on the rest wink
I have got that covered Anais.. my son does our ironing.
ummm what would I change... I think for me it would be having a bi-man and his 'mate' in my bedroom ready for me and wor lass to come home to and who would cater for our every sexual whim.
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I have got that covered Anais.. my son does our ironing.

Sod! I knew I did something wrong when I trained my son to do his own - forgot about mine confused :? :?
Presumably single men do their own ironing. So the only thing that stop other men ironing is woman. So in order to get men to do the ironing you just have to get rid of ...............................woman.
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I think for me it would be having a bi-man and his 'mate' in my bedroom ready for me and wor lass to come home to and who would cater for our every sexual whim.
:twisted:

What do I have to sign for this job. :twisted: :twisted:
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Presumably single men do their own ironing. So the only thing that stop other men ironing is woman. So in order to get men to do the ironing you just have to get rid of ...............................woman.

I would bring in a rule that all difficult men are spanked regularly smackbottom
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Presumably single men do their own ironing. So the only thing that stop other men ironing is woman. So in order to get men to do the ironing you just have to get rid of ...............................woman.

I would bring in a rule that all difficult men are spanked regularly smackbottom
Where do I have to sign up for that then :twisted:
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Presumably single men do their own ironing. So the only thing that stop other men ironing is woman. So in order to get men to do the ironing you just have to get rid of ...............................woman.

I would bring in a rule that all difficult men are spanked regularly smackbottom
Where do I have to sign up for that then :twisted:
You don't any woman you now come into contact with are able to spank you whenever they please lol
Now behave or it could get painful :lol2: :lol2:
...tampons would be free.
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...tampons would be free.

I think they already should be! But that's another debate in it? smile
Rear view mirrors in cars would be bigger for that all important adjusting your hair at traffic lights thing.
Car parking spaces would be bigger.
TV, cooker and anything technological would have to come with an instruction manual with pictures and very very small words. So that the head of the house could manage to set them up.
Anais does that warrant a spanking then?
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Car parking spaces would be bigger.





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I would leave it
Quote by Peanut
...tampons would be free.

men had to suffer periods and I mean the pain and bleeding, not the fact you think you already do! biggrin
Obsessive sports would be banned! Don't get me wrong..I'm all for playing sports or doing hobbies...I'm talking about thise that get TOTALLY obsessive!!
Men would not turn deaf when the tv is on.
Men would actually SEE when things need doing around the house, rather than need nagging!
If women ruled the world
they wouldn't need tits......... rolleyes
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If women ruled the world ....
I thought we did wink

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let em think they still do!!! lol
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxx
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If women ruled the world ....
I thought we did wink

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let em think they still do!!! lol
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxx
I don't think men have noticed we do yet - luckily :lol2:
Quote by anais
If women ruled the world ....
I thought we did wink

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let em think they still do!!! lol
Mrs 777 xxxxxxxxx
I don't think men have noticed we do yet - luckily :lol2:
Nope ......... don't tell them!!! :giggle:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
If women ruled the world? what do you mean 'if!' We do rule the world, quietly, and letting the men take the blame for all the screw ups.
If women ruled the world.....
Men would do exactly what they are told WHEN they are told to, not hours/days/weeks/months/years later lol and understand the meaning of now!
Stamina would come free on the nhs wink
Lessons on "how to please a women/man" would be compulsary for all males over 18 :twisted:
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I would leave it

So did you leave the country when Maggie Thatcher was in power? lol
i made a bo**ox of the post that was here - i'm sorry redface
On topic
Women should rule the world because they are the best ever ever ever and they dont have co*ks thinking for thembiggrin
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confused: If Women Ruled The World
I would leave it

So did you leave the country when Maggie Thatcher was in power? lol
You mean Thatcher was a women?
Fuck my boots, I could have sworn Maggie was a transvestite!
Don't know about women,but if I ruled the world every day would be the first day of spring ...............
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Don't know about women,but if I ruled the world every day would be the first day of spring ...............

Every heart would have a new song to sing? :giggle:
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