if you are not a couple you do not get a look in

18 Jun 2006

Quote by lambchop
I've not had a adult dalliance off here either,but what I have done is meet some fantastic people who are the most amazing caring compassionate,funny people you could ever wish to meet!
I would rather have friends than a one off jump anyday.
:

Right with you on this one lambchop. I (we) have made some great friends through SH. Friendships that go waaaaaay beyond sex, although some of that has been pretty damned good as well. lol

18 Jun 2006

Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
rolleyes

18 Jun 2006

HLB

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
rolleyes

Do I dectect just the tinyest amount of irony there?

18 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
rolleyes

Do I dectect just the tinyest amount of irony there?

18 Jun 2006

Quote by lambchop
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
rolleyes

Do I dectect just the tinyest amount of irony there?
You might detect the tiniest amount of irony wink

FB sticks her hands over her ears and sings loudly to drown out Scorpio's moaning.

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Mal
Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.................................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html

Mal

Mal
Ever feel you're about to get your arse kicked by your other half? :lol:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Mal
Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.................................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html

Mal

:shock: :shock: :shock:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask.................................
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/81218.html

Mal

Mal
Ever feel you're about to get your arse kicked by your other half? :lol:
I would never do such a thing, I am shy and quite and just sitting here in the corner, minding my own busniess..................... :lol:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by lambchop
Do I dectect just the tinyest amount of irony there?

Who me?

Not at all. I believe admin have that new ticket system for dealing with unhappy customers do they not?
I'm sure if Scorpio sends a pm now, the admin will deal with it quickly & professionally first thing Monday morning.
wave

Noel, St3v3, Nick
bolt

18 Jun 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hiya Scorpio
Welcome to the forum.
There must be a glitch in the system if you've been here a whole month and not had a shag yet.
Don't worry - This site's not just geared up for couples. There are loads of single fems on here desperate for a quick shag with any male they can get their hands on. After all it's impossible for us girls to get a shag in the real world - hence why we all came here and we're all so desperate.
Don't listen to what everyone's telling you about taking time to write a proper profile and all that nonsense that takes 5 minutes of your valuable time - just send a pm to admin, tell them you've paid your money and you want some action and I'm sure they'll issue your designated shag's within 24 hours as I'm sure that's part of the contract.
rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

18 Jun 2006

nice one HLB wink

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Darkfire

nice one HLB

You know I always try to help :angel:

18 Jun 2006

scorpio1950 I'd urge you to stick with this may not get instantly shagged,true,but you will learn things from,and get to share things with others.
You'll get to debate and develop your ideas and have a lot of laughs along the way.
As you go on you'll get PMs that will suprise you,nice PMs.
The shags?They are over the rainbow,under your nose or behind you.
I may get shagged via this site in 5 minutes or next week,or next month,or next year or never.I have no idea what will happen or not to me via SH,like I have no idea if this is my last post or another one toward my 10,000th but whenever I am on it I am determined to enjoy being on this forum for its own sake come what may.

18 Jun 2006

HLB ............. what you forgot to add is that if he inundates all the single lesbians he can find with cock shots and requests to watch he will also get that too. but he has to pay the "extra" rates for that. :shock: :shock:
isn't that why I get them all ??
rolleyes

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

18 Jun 2006

OK folks we've pointed out to Scorpio how inappropriate his observation is - but I guess his only crime is an overstatement and a generalisation. Neither of which I consider to be a defence, incidentally.
However, this thread does raise an interesting issue - that of the couple.
I'm part of a couple on here but my lovely Angelica is not a swinger, whereas I am - so I guess that makes me a single - maybe a single with a bit of an insight.
I have always regarded the swinging couple to be the most robust relationship one could find. It is a relationship of ultimate trust (as mine is in spades I might add!).
However, I've got to say that is not universal. It's true to say that I have met some couples who are so comfortable with eachother's needs and wants and who genuinely trust eachother that my theory holds good. But we also have to remember that couples, who swing together also have a lot to lose and that they have to be very careful how they deal with 'us' singles. So, as singles, we should expect the closest scrutiny if we are to be admitted to a couple's company. In addition to that we should not be surprised if the vote goes against us and we are not accepted even if it is on the precautionary principle - but hopefully, with respect and honesty.
Just a thought.

18 Jun 2006

Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

No such thing as an ordinary guy on here anyway honey - they are all extraordinary in their own way. The single guy we met a couple of weeks ago was, anyway.

18 Jun 2006

Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by goose35
As time goes on you will learn that this is a community not a shags4u site. .

It's not??? :shock: Bugger, I googled the wrong site bolt

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Amber
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
dammit I'm out of luck then biggrin

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Amber
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
Amber! hello!! wave

:wink:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by osker99
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
dammit I'm out of luck then biggrin

I guess you are far too good looking for me then!!! darn shame! lol

18 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
Amber! hello!! wave

:wink:
.....well hello to you too! :wink: :rascal:
All ordinary guy pics via pm please so I can scrutinise you all! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Amber
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
Amber! hello!! wave

:wink:
.....well hello to you too! :wink: :rascal:
All ugly pics via pm please so I can scrutinise you all! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oi! I aspire to ordinary not ugly (I think!!??) rotflmao

18 Jun 2006

Quote by westerross
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
Amber! hello!! wave

:wink:
.....well hello to you too! :wink: :rascal:
All ugly pics via pm please so I can scrutinise you all! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oi! I aspire to ordinary not ugly (I think!!??) rotflmao

slip of the tongue I assure you!!!! confused

:?

18 Jun 2006

Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true :shock:
There is loads of successful single males and females on this site.
We prefer single males and females now unless we know the couple very well
And they don't have to be male models at all smile

Tony

18 Jun 2006

Quote by scorpio1950
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Hmmm.
Should I ?
Dare I ?
Is it "easier" to find fun (and play) as a single on SH, or a couple ????
Scorpio (if you're still looking) I've been around the place for a while, I've lost count of how many Munches/Social and non-playing events that I've been to.
And redface

to be perfectly honest and frank (or Bob) I would have to sit and think (but not for too long) how many people I've played with. Don't misunderstand that.
And being honest, I found the that site; as a single bloke, was much, much "easier"
I certainly wouldn't put myself in the male model category, or even claim to be classically handsome. I don't have a big dick. I don't have a fat wallet. I don't even have a long or particularly fat tongue.
As a single, you are in complete control of what you choose to do, in so much that you don't have a partner to consider.
If you're in an online conversation, or telephone with someone at 11:30pm and it turns into something sexual that leads to an immediate invite - off you go.
If you go to a Munch alone, and click with someone - another single, or a couple, or two couples and are invited to someone's hotel room - off you go.
If you build up a rapport with someone, over time, in the forums and she/he invites you for something two weeks in advance - off you go.
If you've been away for a few days visiting someone, and your phone rings on the way home with a new invite - off you go.
My point is - as a single . . . . it can be about YOU.

18 Jun 2006

Quote by Amber
The site now appears to be orientated to couples, unless you are a male model, ordinary guys do not get a lookin.I would be interested in comments from peeps.

Thats not true!........I like looking at ordinary guys and not for male models!!! wink

:wink:
Amber! hello!! wave

:wink:
.....well hello to you too! :wink: :rascal:
All ugly pics via pm please so I can scrutinise you all! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oi! I aspire to ordinary not ugly (I think!!??)

slip of the tongue I assure you!!!! confused

:?
How do you know???? :rotflmao: kiss

18 Jun 2006

Quote by mike48
Right you lot stop it now or ill me on me fkn knees all nite

While you're down there Mike ;) :twisted:
Cx

19 Jun 2006

Quote by mike48

Right you lot stop it now or ill me on me fkn knees all nite

While you're down there Mike ;) :twisted:
Cx
ffs
the old jokes are the best :thumbup:
ill bring me snorkel
69position

Damn... wish I'd seen this sooner... I would have said exactly the same as calista :giggle:
Must remember to do a screen shot of this thread or at least point it out to Fektart when he comes home... he'll be stunned that someone thought he was talking sense for a change :giggle: