Peel back outer layer when defrosted.
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If You Came With Instructions What Would They Say?
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Phuckers, can I just say that this thread is genius!
Very funny indeed. :thumbup:
Very funny indeed. :thumbup:
Sex God
Puncture bottom and squeeze.
That may not be mine :shock:
- but I can think of someone to whom it might apply.
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That may not be mine :shock:
- but I can think of someone to whom it might apply..
Sex God
Quote by Sexonfire
Don't follow Markz around going :roll: whenever he goes :roll: now - there just ain't enough :roll: s around.
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Sex God
OK back on topic....
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back when finished'.
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back when finished'..
Sex God
'Do not operate machinery after use - may cause drowsiness' :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Sexonfire
it wont suck itself
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Today, my instructions would say:
Warning: extreme giddiness alert! :giggle:
Warning: extreme giddiness alert! :giggle:
:rotflmao: i cant quote all the comments at once but my ribs are aching Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Today, my instructions would say:
Warning: extreme giddiness alert! :giggle:
Why - are you a Manchester (United) fan then?
Mine would say 'things in your (hotel) mirror might be closer than they appear'
:fuckinghell: Wash your mouth out at the very suggestion young man!
Manchester fan? Yeah. United? Never!
Master of Sex
Use gloved hand, then withdraw to a safe distance
Sex God
In case of emergency. Fill glass
