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If you could ask just one question?

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Vix
Sex God
Princess of Wales.
Was Dodi worth it?
bluexxx
Sex God
Quote by slave Dave
Frank Skinner
What makes you think you're funny?

Since when has he been dead? :shock:
Jonathan
Orgasminator
Quote by slave Dave
Frank Skinner
What makes you think you're funny?

i thinks he is VERY funny. and if he is dead. no one told me!!
Jiggle
Unknown User
Jiggle u related to frank skinner or is it hes just from your neck of the woods?
id ask Nelson, did u see any ships
Jonathan
Orgasminator
Quote by goodtimez
Jiggle u related to frank skinner or is it hes just from your neck of the woods?
id ask Nelson, did u see any ships

frank is a local un...
he did a joke a few years a go. and the audince nver got it. but i was creasing.
it went as follows ( ya gotta say the punchline as if you was a yam yam)
Q: why as the Queen got so many children
A: cause she's got ER on the knickers
Jiggle
Unknown User
:confused: what?
yam yam ???
Happy__Cat
Sex God
Yam Yam
As in yam goooin to the pub?
mollman
Sexpert
i would ask elvis if he wanted another pill with that burger? and if he could at least finish one song live!!! without huh huh huh instead of the actual bloody proper words to the song :karaoke:
and i would ask princess diana if she fancied taking the metropolian instead of the car to the airport? :undecided: :gagged: smackbottom
Unknown User
Sorry Jiggle.
Last time I saw him I thought he WAS dead. Never laughed once.
What a stiff rolleyes
sexyann57
Orgasminator
I would ask Diana what she really thought of charles lol
foxylady__123
Sex God
I would ask Henry VIII, " Do you realise the number of people that will lose their lives and the problems you will cause by renouncing the Roman church, just so you can get your leg over with Anne Bolyn?"
Nostradamus, "what is the real code?"
en__bloc
Warming the Bed
I'd ask Kurt if Courtney had caught him playing away. surprised
lucyuktv2
Orgasminator
I'd ask the guy that wrote the bible where he got the idea from, pure genius! not as good as Harry potter, but WAY better than Lord of the Rings :twisted:
mr__powers1
Sex God
If i could ask Jack the Ripper........."Well was you the Duke of Clarence?"
foxys
Sexpert
When Darwin decided to recant a lifetimes work was he bless just hedging his bets?
Unknown User
i ask Michael Hutchinson of INXS....what sex game he was trying to do..and was it the first time he did it?
Unknown User
Einstein - Are you having second thoughts about the theory of everything?
davej
Sex God
Houdini............You sure you don't want a snorkel?
Unknown User
Quote by jiggle
my question would be to Dermot morgan (father ted)
would there of been a 4th serious?

Glad to see you have your priorities right, Jiggle! Classic comedy. lol
blueis
Master of Sex
Quote by Happy Cats
Yam Yam
As in yam goooin to the pub?

No as in what wolverhampton people call themselves.
MQ
Sex God
I would ask Kurt Cobain why he lied in 'Come as you are' when he said 'I don't have a gun'! Yeah right Kurt, so that was a tin of beans you killed yourself with! rolleyes
Fools___Gold
Warming the Bed
I'd ask Abe Lincoln if he wanted to do something other than take in a play
blueis
Master of Sex
Quote by MQ
I would ask Kurt Cobain why he lied in 'Come as you are' when he said 'I don't have a gun'! Yeah right Kurt, so that was a tin of beans you killed yourself with! rolleyes

ah but did he ?
davej
Sex God
Rod Hull & Emu..............If you had your times again, would you still buy a house or would you go with a bungalow?
foxys
Sexpert
Or stay with the house and get cable
Unknown User
God forgive me for having naughty thoughts about me vicker........... when i am doing the flower aranging in your house!.....
but like i have asked you before do you swing??
davej
Sex God
Oates, who stepped outside the tent never to be seen again on the famous Scott and Oates journey to the South pole.
...............So did it smell of sugar puffs?
Unknown User
ok ok ok Debs trys to put brain in gear here as she is not to be beaten by dave!
Right errrrrrrr errrrrrrrr errrrrrrrrr o shit come on Debs errrrrrrr errrrrrrrr right got it
O shit forgot it :doh:
Calista
Sex God
I'd ask Noah ~ how did you tar the underside of the ark and why did you take those fecking mosquitoes on board!!!
Unknown User
Quote by davej
Oates, who stepped outside the tent never to be seen again on the famous Scott and Oates journey to the South pole.
...............So did it smell of sugar puffs?

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