If you could be something else for the day...

22 Mar 2007

Quote by blueandpink
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator

My fecking vibrators are always running out of steam, so i have to open the back up and shove 4 bloody great batteries up its arse. You still wanna be a vibe? :rascal:
pink x
im the energiser bunny you dont need to replace my batteries :rascal:

22 Mar 2007

Quote by jaymar
I'd like to be a black pair of tight boxers being worn on an excited man :rascal:

Stretching and possibly quite painful (for either party)

Quote by Ukwineman
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator

With snorkel I presume.
I think I'd like to be a mirror in a ladies loo. All those lovely creatures looking deep into my eyes!
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:laughabove: oh yes lovely thought... until we squeeze a spot! :shock:
Jeez! You don't squeeze spots - do you??? You don't have spots - do you???
Just mop up after you've finished then.
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23 Mar 2007

not keen on being a man for a day - a woman on the outside for the next 50 years will keep me happy

23 Mar 2007

of course, I have kids toys requiring batteries and my vibes, therefore rechargeables are essential, BUT they still run out too quickly :shock:

23 Mar 2007

Lucy Pinder's tight fitting bra!
Friday x

23 Mar 2007

Quote by westerross
I'd like to be a black pair of tight boxers being worn on an excited man :rascal:

Stretching and possibly quite painful (for either party)

Quote by Ukwineman
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator

With snorkel I presume.
I think I'd like to be a mirror in a ladies loo. All those lovely creatures looking deep into my eyes!
.
:laughabove: oh yes lovely thought... until we squeeze a spot! :shock:
Jeez! You don't squeeze spots - do you??? You don't have spots - do you???
Just mop up after you've finished then.
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I most certainly do NOT squeeze :huh: , no scarring on my face dear.. and thankfully due to drinking lots of water and a skincare regime I have no spots.. but I do have friends that squeeze all the time yuk! evil