I would be a shoe. I'd love to be a shoe and kick everyone who gets on my nerves right up the butt and stamp on people who annoy me!
Come on, for fun.. what would you be?
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If you could be something else for the day...
An eagle
the freedom to soar in the skies with the only thought on my mind being if i am hungry and where my meal is coming from
floating above everything with not a care in the world til some twat comes along and shoots me of course
or a horse running wild and free galloping through fields and forests, wind in my mane
EArthy xx
the freedom to soar in the skies with the only thought on my mind being if i am hungry and where my meal is coming from
floating above everything with not a care in the world til some twat comes along and shoots me of course
or a horse running wild and free galloping through fields and forests, wind in my mane
EArthy xx
Quote by earthchild
An eagle
the freedom to soar in the skies with the only thought on my mind being if i am hungry and where my meal is coming from
floating above everything with not a care in the world til some twat comes along and shoots me of course
or a horse running wild and free galloping through fields and forests, wind in my mane
EArthy xx
thats very prophetic earthy
Quote by HannahnAlex
i would like to be a man for the day :shock: so i can check out womens arses :rascal: and get a smile off them when they catch me. rather than the what you looking at my arse for you lezza
hannah xx
I'd like to be Hannah's thong. As for the reason why? All you have to do is look at the avatar :twisted:
Sex God
A ghost with the ability to see, smell, touch, feel, communicate etc …………….
Can you imagine the fun you could have :lol2:
Can you imagine the fun you could have :lol2:
Sex God
I would like to be a mountain top in a severe storm for a day. To feel what it is to be surrounded by the noise and power of the weather
Sex God
I'd like to be a primary school kid again for a day, maybe i'd realise just how much fun i was having if i did it again....those were the days
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
Ian is shouting from the sofa, he wants to be Sam Fox's bra
Who now?
:? :? :? :? 
*off to Google*
:P :giggle:
Quote by easy
Ian is shouting from the sofa, he wants to be Sam Fox's bra
Who now?
:? :? :? :? *off to Google*
:P :giggle:
You just want an excuse to look at almost naked pretty ladies with big titties don't you :roll:
p.s. pm me anything goodplease :rascal:
p.p.s I'll be in your box in the next few days, going to try and get Ian to book a hotel later :rascal:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Sex God
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator
My fecking vibrators are always running out of steam, so i have to open the back up and shove 4 bloody great batteries up its arse. You still wanna be a vibe? :rascal:
pink x
Sex God
Quote by Dawnie
I'd like to be a black pair of tight boxers being worn on an excited man :rascal:
Stretching and possibly quite painful (for either party)
Quote by Ukwineman
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator
With snorkel I presume.
I think I'd like to be a mirror in a ladies loo. All those lovely creatures looking deep into my eyes!
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Quote by westerross
I'd like to be a black pair of tight boxers being worn on an excited man :rascal:
Stretching and possibly quite painful (for either party)
Quote by Ukwineman
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator
With snorkel I presume.
I think I'd like to be a mirror in a ladies loo. All those lovely creatures looking deep into my eyes!
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:laughabove: oh yes lovely thought... until we squeeze a spot! :shock:
Quote by blueandpink
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator
My fecking vibrators are always running out of steam, so i have to open the back up and shove 4 bloody great batteries up its arse. You still wanna be a vibe? :rascal:
pink x
Have you tried re-chargables? Very eco-freindly. There is a very reliable ebay seller that I get mine from. Charge up quick too with the dedicated charger...
Quote by Liaisons
someone has to say it :giggle: a vibrator
My fecking vibrators are always running out of steam, so i have to open the back up and shove 4 bloody great batteries up its arse. You still wanna be a vibe? :rascal:
pink x
Have you tried re-chargables? Very eco-freindly. There is a very reliable ebay seller that I get mine from. Charge up quick too with the dedicated charger...
Are you talking about batteries or vibes???!?!?!
