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.... Yourself...
What 2 thing would you definently keep?????
I would keep my Hair..... its taken me years to get it this length....
And...
My eyes.... Been told many time they are "come to bed eyes"....
My spangly thong and my butterfly tattoos!
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
smile
butterfly
Quote by dirtytwo
I'd keep my smile
And my gush button

Oooooooooh! Lurrrrrrrrvely avatar. If you don't want your bum can I have it?
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(1) My Love and respect for others
(2) My temper.
phredd :love:
personality - cos above everything else it's what makes me me ....like it or not lol
and eyes. windows to the soul and all that....and in my case, its a dark one rolleyes :lol: :twisted:
Quote by LilMissGullable
.... Yourself...
What 2 thing would you definently keep?????
I would keep my Hair..... its taken me years to get it this length....
And...
My eyes.... Been told many time they are "come to be eyes"....

I bet you meant come to bed ????????? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What would I keep? hmmmmmmmmmmm think it might be the same as above as my hair is good strong hair, my eyes smile when I am happy and they are also mischevious but I would also keep my dancing feet - love them - the rest would part exchange on ebay any day :lol: :lol: :lol: oh and could I get rid of some years off my age or is that called plastic surgery rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Quote by corriefem
.... Yourself...
What 2 thing would you definently keep?????
I would keep my Hair..... its taken me years to get it this length....
And...
My eyes.... Been told many time they are "come to be eyes"....

I bet you meant come to bed ????????? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
What would I keep? hmmmmmmmmmmm think it might be the same as above as my hair is good strong hair, my eyes smile when I am happy and they are also mischevious but I would also keep my dancing feet - love them - the rest would part exchange on ebay any day :lol: :lol: :lol: oh and could I get rid of some years off my age or is that called plastic surgery rolleyes :roll: :roll:
Yes i did....pmsl
Id keep my eyes, they are my favourite feature, Id keep my bum and my boobs but if I could change anything it wouldnt be a physical thing, it would be my voice, I would want a good singing voice, I would love to be able to sing properly :P
My ears, decent shape and size and important as I'm an avid reader.
My legs, again reasonable shape without to many lumps and bumps,
the rest of it can be chopped and lopped as much as anyone fancies.
My caring sympathetic nature
My patience
Quote by davej
My ears, decent shape and size and important as I'm an avid reader.
My legs, again reasonable shape without to many lumps and bumps,
the rest of it can be chopped and lopped as much as anyone fancies.

you read with your ears????
xx lou xxx
Quote by fem_4_taboo
My ears, decent shape and size and important as I'm an avid reader.
My legs, again reasonable shape without to many lumps and bumps,
the rest of it can be chopped and lopped as much as anyone fancies.

you read with your ears????
xx lou xxx
No Fem, I wear reading glasses.
Quote by dirtytwo
And my gush button

Snap ... that's one of the things I would keep biggrin
The other ... hmmmmm ... think it would have to be my bum.
Mr Squirtee says he wouldnt keep a thing lol but I would keep his eyes and his bum.
I dont have a fixation on bums ... honestly wink
Quote by LilMissGullable
.... Yourself...
What 2 thing would you definently keep?????
I would keep my Hair..... its taken me years to get it this length....
And...
My eyes.... Been told many time they are "come to bed eyes"....

Keep everything Lil ........... it looks luverly to me wink
M
1My sense of humor
2 My deep voice.
The rest of me is crap take it go on ppppppppllllease lol
Quote by mik69
1My sense of humor
2 My deep voice.
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3 a nice pane of glass instead of the one with wire in4 bolts instead if nails5 a nice knob in place of me latch lol
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
1My sense of humor
2 My deep voice.
:
3 a nice pane of glass instead of the one with wire in4 bolts instead if nails5 a nice knob in place of me latch lol
yesss the puns are back oh happy days rotflmao :rotflmao:
I'd keep my sense of humour and craziness.
becuase everyone loves a hilarious lunatic biggrin
IC
I'd keep my arsey attitude.
And my arse............with tattoo!
I'd keep my brain and my tongue. One of them understands women and the other pleases them...
Quote by davej
My ears, decent shape and size and important as I'm an avid reader.
My legs, again reasonable shape without to many lumps and bumps,
the rest of it can be chopped and lopped as much as anyone fancies.

Ooo can I chop and lop to my hearts content then Dave?: lol
Is your flesh fairly malleable still, so that I can mix and match whilst sculpting a new davej :twisted: :lol: :lol: or have you gone beyond that :shock: bolt
Jas
XXX
Quote by LilMissGullable

What 2 thing would you definently keep?????

my love of music
my fear of heights
Quote by Jas-Tim
My ears, decent shape and size and important as I'm an avid reader.
My legs, again reasonable shape without to many lumps and bumps,
the rest of it can be chopped and lopped as much as anyone fancies.

Ooo can I chop and lop to my hearts content then Dave?: lol
Is your flesh fairly malleable still, so that I can mix and match whilst sculpting a new davej :twisted: :lol: :lol: or have you gone beyond that :shock: bolt
Jas
XXX
ah ...yes..well..eermm...this of course excludes Jas who would undoubtedly swop my penis and nose over out of devilment and I have no wish to have to remove my trousers to use my Vicks Synex.
1/ my loony outlook on life! loon :silly:
2/my large bottom :shock:
lol :lol:
Oh dear been thinking about this one long and hard and if you asked 2 things i'd like to change i'd have a list as long as your arm lol
but 2 things i#d like to keep isn't as easy so after much thought i've come up with
My hair, but maybe with a little less grey so i didn't have to dye it so much :lol:
My personality cause i happen to think i'm a nice person, even if i'm a bit sarcastic and maybe a little blunt at times :shock:
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Oh dear been thinking about this one long and hard and if you asked 2 things i'd like to change i'd have a list as long as your arm lol
but 2 things i#d like to keep isn't as easy so after much thought i've come up with
My hair, but maybe with a little less grey so i didn't have to dye it so much :lol:
My personality cause i happen to think i'm a nice person, even if i'm a bit sarcastic and maybe a little blunt at times :shock:

Yes defo keep the personalitly.... your nice and funny too smile
Quote by LilMissGullable
Oh dear been thinking about this one long and hard and if you asked 2 things i'd like to change i'd have a list as long as your arm lol
but 2 things i#d like to keep isn't as easy so after much thought i've come up with
My hair, but maybe with a little less grey so i didn't have to dye it so much :lol:
My personality cause i happen to think i'm a nice person, even if i'm a bit sarcastic and maybe a little blunt at times :shock:

Yes defo keep the personalitly.... your nice and funny too smile
awww thanx :inlove:
its ok tho you don't have to be nice i've told you you can have that shag ffs rolleyes
bolt
my sense of humour - be totally lost without that
my "fuck it" attitude - otherwise id never get the balls to do anything
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Oh dear been thinking about this one long and hard and if you asked 2 things i'd like to change i'd have a list as long as your arm lol
but 2 things i#d like to keep isn't as easy so after much thought i've come up with
My hair, but maybe with a little less grey so i didn't have to dye it so much :lol:
My personality cause i happen to think i'm a nice person, even if i'm a bit sarcastic and maybe a little blunt at times :shock:

Yes defo keep the personalitly.... your nice and funny too smile
awww thanx :inlove:
its ok tho you don't have to be nice i've told you you can have that shag ffs rolleyes
bolt
FFS...you would think i was here looking for sex or something :roll: