Yup, the song was on the radio- and I started musing.
The creator appears on earth. This may (as in my case) require some major suspension of belief, or not. That's not the point.
The point is this- The Creator, in whatever his her it's guise, grants an audience with everyone on earth. You get to ask them "just one question."
What would yours be? I expect mine would be something along the lines of "why do you allow so much suffering?" Although I'd try to phrase it in such a way as to get best value from my one shot.
Over to you..........
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If you had just one question.........
Sexlightened
Mine would be......
Why did you let people invent marmite?????
Why did you let people invent marmite?????
Sex God
So - was it you who decided that monogamy was a good idea?
If everyone has to shag to have babies, or at the very least, mix sperm with an egg, why didn't you lead by example, why did you, instead, pick a virgin, and just magic a baby Jesus in there?? :confused:
Why did you pick a virgin who was also married to someone else, when you told moses to carve in stone that adultery was v. bad??
Blast, that's two questions
OK, rewording - why didn't you pick a single woman and just shag her??
Why did you pick a virgin who was also married to someone else, when you told moses to carve in stone that adultery was v. bad??
Blast, that's two questions
OK, rewording - why didn't you pick a single woman and just shag her??
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Didn't quite work out as you planned, did it?
Can I change my question
That's my question to the omnipotent one, not a question directed at the thread!
(or are winchwench and the omnipotent one and the same? :lol
:doh:
And damn! After this time I've been sussed.
.....But I'll have you know theres nowt wrong with my potency
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Where are the Ginger biscuits?
I've thought long and hard about this one (perhaps too long!) and of all the answers to this thread I found this one, so far, to be the best. All the other questions are "Why" questions. I would ask "how can I cure cancer?" or "how can I stop suffering?" or "how can I make David Essex 18 again??!"
What exactly have you got against Africa?
:lol: :lol: No dont worry its ok, I read a copy of Watchtower (Jehovas Witnesses) that was left in my shop once & they very thoughtfully answered that question. Apparently they are suffering so that they can be rewarded in paradise - no I didnt get it either really but basically the suffering is a good thing, they should be grateful.
Sex God
Do you have a place set aside to have a smoke ?
Sex God
I think my question would be:
Can you think of another word for Munch?
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Can you think of another word for Munch?
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:rotflmao: 
Casanova
Assuming we are not already dead when we get to meet the Creator, I'd ask "What is the best way for me to live my life?" If we were dead I'd ask "What is the best way to live my death...?"
Unless I was pissed at the time, in which case I'd probably waste my question by asking "Are you REALLY the Creator?"
:silly: :doh:
Russell
Unless I was pissed at the time, in which case I'd probably waste my question by asking "Are you REALLY the Creator?"
:silly: :doh:
Russell
Forum Virgin
mine would be............................. why 42 ?
Forum Virgin
i love it !!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best things ever
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i love it !!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best things ever
Feck off out of my thread then! :spar:
Lets put it another way, I'm all for second chances.
Take a look at the "smite" thread, and the freedom against Marmite thread. Take a long hard look at the profiles of both the thread starters. Think carefully, and decide "Whose arse would I most like to grope?"
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>>>>>>Bitterly regrets checking neither the sex or sexuality of the person she's so blatantly trying to bribe :shock:
