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17 May 2005

Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: poke

:duel: :duel:
innocent

:whistling: :whistling:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: bolt

:twisted: :twisted:

17 May 2005

OI!!

You're talking about a Jags Slap there and it's MINE! Hands off!!
:shock: :shock:

17 May 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk

you tell him jags hes a cheeky young pup who needs a good spanking :P:P

Don't tempt me!! I've got at least one slap trying to get out of the bag... it's like that thing in Quidditch.
Hold me back....
lol

:lol:

17 May 2005

Quote by Jags

you tell him jags hes a cheeky young pup who needs a good spanking :P:P

Don't tempt me!! I've got at least one slap trying to get out of the bag... it's like that thing in Quidditch.
Hold me back....
lol

:lol:
Nah nah nah nah nah nah! poke

oke: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: :duel: :duel:
:whistling: :whistling:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

Do you think you might be pre menstural? I feel like that every month!!

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

you tell him jags hes a cheeky young pup who needs a good spanking :P:P

Don't tempt me!! I've got at least one slap trying to get out of the bag... it's like that thing in Quidditch.
Hold me back....
lol

:lol:
Nah nah nah nah nah nah! poke

oke: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: bolt

Such a young pup... do I give him a slap or just a little thwack on the ear??
:lol: :lol:

17 May 2005

Jags ! I would make him sit in the corner until he is a good boy ! cool

17 May 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Jags ! I would make him sit in the corner until he is a good boy !

Oh! you made me go all goose-bumpy there MrsFC!! I just shook all over. Where's Mattmoleman when I need him??
lol

17 May 2005

You'll have to catch me first Jags if you want to flex your muscles on me. :huh:
innocent

:whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Er...........pre-menstrual's a girlie thing isn't it? Oh! Aaaaaah! I get it. Take that Foxy smackbottom

:kick:
And Voddy? Stop encouraging her. :boxing:
:grin: :grin:

17 May 2005

ES......I don't suffer PMT.... So I will make you sit in the corner forever !!!! :twisted:

17 May 2005

Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

17 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Is that forever Helen, or just for a short time of his punishment?
Perhaps we should all be allowed to give him a Jags slap................. Just this one time please Jags, Oh go on pretty please.
john
smile

17 May 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Course you can Helen - you hold him and I'lll slap him. How does that sound?
lol

17 May 2005

Quote by Jags
Oooooh can I sit on ES in the Corner please? :twisted:

Course you can Helen - you hold him and I'lll slap him. How does that sound?
lol

Hmmmm I'd have to straddle him to do that.....oh the things I do for this website.... :twisted:

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: :duel: :duel:
:whistling: :whistling:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

You Big Bully !!! mad

:shock: :shock:

17 May 2005

He's neither big nor a bully!!
lol

:lol:

17 May 2005

Quote by Jags
He's neither big nor a bully!!
:lol:

He's one of the two :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
bolt

17 May 2005

I feel like giving many folk a good slap, raspberry etc. (particularly the drunk "weegie" best man at a wedding over here who tried to have a pop at me on Saturday night in my local hotel!) but I would not (yet) dare to try it with any of you lot.
McC

17 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you ever feel like giving someone on here a good poke in the eye, blowing a raspberry at them, giving them the finger, showing them your arse, thumbing you nose or otherwise indulging in a bit of light-hearted and good-natured baiting? :grin: :grin:
Well, I do! :huh:
I've got no-one in particular in mind at the moment but I'm spoiling for a good spat as I got a sensible night's sleep last night and despite a hard, but short, day at work today (only 9.5 hours), I'm still full of beans. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So come on, let's be having you! Newbies, oldies whatever. :shock: :shock:
:sparring: :duel: :duel:
:whistling: :whistling:
:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:

oooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh, you n me, outside now :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

18 May 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
WHERE?
:P

18 May 2005

Looks like all the newbies have been scared off.