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If you were a car????

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Ok Question... If you were a car what what you be? Describe yourself...
Took no lunch to work on Wednesday, charmed my lovely boss to take us all out to the pub... (which is not difficult because he's ace) So off we toddle for the sheer hell of it to the local yates!
No coke drank at our table... bottles of rose and beer.. so the resulting topic from all merry staff... If you were a car!!!! rotflmao
We even managed to take it back to the office and get it into conversations with the customers.. now thats cunning!!!! lol
So me first... Foxy....
......... Mercedes convertable with personalised plate i think..
Very expensive luxury, pure class well worth the money if you can afford it or have the pleasure of a go on it!!!!
Looks great, easy up and down function, adaptable in all conditions...
:giggle:
hmmmm if i was a car i'd like to be a mitzubishi evo..... they're lush!!!
however if i'm being honest i'd most probably be a wagon
I'm a bit top heavy and hard to put the brakes on redface lol
I'd be the clapped out old banger!
Upholstery has seen better days, bodywork needs alot of attention lol but nothing that alot of TLC from a good mechanic can't fix. wink
Quote by curvy-gal
hmmmm if i was a car i'd like to be a mitzubishi evo..... they're lush!!!
however if i'm being honest i'd most probably be a wagon
I'm a bit top heavy and hard to put the brakes on redface lol

I totally know the feeling... hence never run for a bus.. but i pretend its because i'm laid back!!!! :giggle:
Quote by foxyandbeasty
hmmmm if i was a car i'd like to be a mitzubishi evo..... they're lush!!!
however if i'm being honest i'd most probably be a wagon
I'm a bit top heavy and hard to put the brakes on redface lol

I totally know the feeling... hence never run for a bus.. but i pretend its because i'm laid back!!!! :giggle:
loooooooooooooooooooooooool
omg i do that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes i even pretend i'm not wanting to catch bus so i dont feel like i have to run for it surprisedops: lolol
I'd be a jaguar - all curves and lovely bonnet ...... mmmmmmm thinking about it been called someones jag a few times tee hee xxxxxxx
Well if the adverts are anything to go by .. i'd be a Kia...."the thinking persons car"
either that or a Honda Civic... mainly due to the fact that seeing it in action makes people quiver.. well the adverts are fantastic......
"I'm living the dream" (Honda - The Power of Dreams)
No question! Sinclair C5!
Renault Series II Laguna saloon;
Not flash, Just steady and reliable. Built for comfort more than speed ,but with a few surprises under the bonnet! Drives better than it looks with a great sense of humour!!
Snowhawk lol
Not certified by anybody for anything
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No question! Sinclair C5!

Hahahha .. "Prone to crashing!!!" smile
i guess i would be a vw bettle ................ build a long time ago and goes on for ages hehe
I'd be a beautiful classic car, the type that comes out on special occasions all spruced up and shining with the owner carefully showing her off. I'd be black and burgundy with nice silver bumpers and big round headlights. I'd have leather seats of course and lots of headroom. Definitely a car built for comfort, not speed.
A Honda with well tuned body work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
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A Honda with well tuned body work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Plastic surgery?
hmmmmmmmmm, hard one this:
me, i would be brum (childrens programme). its cute, compact and always wins the day lol.
however cee completely disagrees with me, he said i would be like a mercedes slk amg, its small and compact, covertible when needed with a powerful engine and it drinks lots of fuel lol.
cee would be range rover sport super charge. it is robust, will tackle anything and is super sexy with it.
me personally i would liken cee to a fred flintstone car biggrin made of big thick logs (although cee only has one big thick log lol) and likes to run his own things lol
I'd be the reincarnation of our beloved Mindy, the Mini (RIP).
Far from pristine, but full of character and bit of a go-er !
I'd love to get my hands on the prat in his BMW who accellerated into us when we were stationary at a junction.....almost killed us, and totalled poor old Mindy. Sorry, do I sound bitter? :taz:
I'd be a old classic car........had a couple of owners from new, got a few miles on the clock, upholstery in good nick, bodywork has had attention but looking ok, runs on any type of fuel but low maintenance. May be old but sure gets you where you want to be wink
Also a Jag XK8
Anyone got any spare cash ???
Id be that car from only fools and horses...
Quote by HornyBunny
A Honda with well tuned body work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

Plastic surgery?
Are you suggesting I need some??
rolleyes
I wouldn't be a car - I'd be a sail boat!
I don't know what that says about me! biggrin
Quote by Kiss_Me
I wouldn't be a car - I'd be a sail boat!
I don't know what that says about me! biggrin
Seamen? dunno
If I were to be a car it would have to be that Fiat Uno I bought from eBay two years ago to get to & from work...
Rust free body work - if you don't look to close! confused
Economical - fill it up with go-go juice & it will... er... just go biggrin
Performance - very surprising in that dept... hmmm... nothing like me that bit redface
Goes on & on - even when I took the key out the ignition! :shock:
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I wouldn't be a car - I'd be a sail boat!
I don't know what that says about me! biggrin
Seamen? dunno
You wish RPM! wink
More likely to be because I have barnicles on my underside? :dunno:
I think I'd be a VW Beetle too but the modern version (red).
I'm childish & fun but have gained some respect since I've grown up because of all the extra aesthetic features plus I'm much faster these days!
x
Think I'd be a hummer, big powerful and pretty hard to damage but utimatley pointless and a bit ugly
I'd be my 93 Cavalier. I'm ageing with it. Part's are starting to fail and need replacing.
I think I'd be a Marcos.
Soft top, small, sporty and a bit eccentric.
H.x
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I think I'd be a Marcos.
Soft top, small, sporty and a bit eccentric.
H.x

Nah, they're bloody ugly from the rear unlike your delectable derriere wink
Land rover- rugged, tough and go anywhere, that's me! biggrin