If you were the opposite sex what would you be like?

21 Feb 2005

I'd flaunt myself a lot.
Do loads of stuff like wearing very short skirts and cropped tops so that I could flash my undies...............er..................."accidently" of course whenever i was getting out of a car or reaching or bending for something or leaning forward, or just sitting opposite someone.
I'd have wicked long nails that scrabbled when I tried to pick something up and they'd be lacquered and match my toenails.
I'd have a spangly dangly belly bar that would catch the eye.
I'd wear heels so's I'd walk very provocatively.
I'd like a boyfriend who'd take me dogging and get me shagged a lot.
I'd flirt a lot and use my powers of attraction shamelessly.
In fact, I think I'd be very very naughty indeed and feel horny nearly all the time.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: redface

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:giggle: :giggle: :grin: :grin:
What would you be like? :P :P

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I'd flaunt myself a lot.
I think I'd be very very naughty indeed and feel horny nearly all the time.

ES... you do this already!!

21 Feb 2005

Drink more beer. Scratch myself in public..............
Ok, I struggled with this, so I asked Mars` for his opinion (he woke up Gem!)
"You`d be a trucker just like your dad. Farty, leans out the window leering at the girls, and would frequent sleezy night clubs".......in short possibly more slobbish than I am currently. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

21 Feb 2005

I would break wind silently and then blame it on the kids...

21 Feb 2005

I'll tell you what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't make the same mistake as Kit and let myself get saddled with a no-good, freeloading, one-5-minute-shag-a-month, two dots and a dash, wimp in sheeps clothing, would call him an arsehole but at least they are useful for SOMETHING waste of time shyster mad

lhk
Kat

21 Feb 2005

OMG, Mars is hopeless. He`s just coming out with examples of who he`d like to shag! rolleyes

Venusxxx

21 Feb 2005

:scared: Venus can get more slobby???? :shock:
kiss

Kiddin you! biggrin

But can I put myself on mars' to shag list please? Ta. redface

Anyway........ if I was a bloke.........
I'd probably be just the way I am now cos I'm quite blokey already, plus I'm bi so I like both... I don't think I'd want a real cock of my own, and I'd miss my breasts.
Actually, I think I have the best of both worlds already, can I stay just how I am please? :D

21 Feb 2005

Similar to ES, I'd also flaunt myself a lot. Wear the big earings and high heels. Lots of make up and wear minis. I'd do my best to flash my undies as often as possible, make men hot and then walk away, leaving them frustrated.
Also I'd be into other women only! Make men want me, but know they never will! Basically, i'd be the biggest tease in town, and be proud of it too!

21 Feb 2005

An awesome sexual predator! :twisted:
That was awesome not awful lol

21 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
and I'd miss my breasts.

So would I! confused

Mal

21 Feb 2005

i dont think id wanna be a fella
girls have more fun
plus id hate to wear flat shoes and trousers ewwwww :twisted:

21 Feb 2005

:shock:
Mal I didn't know you had man boobs! lol

Well, you learn something new everyday! :lol:
Venus, did Mars wake up cos you prodded him and asked a question by any chance!?? :lol: I know I do that! Usually with the question " Are you awake?" poke

21 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
:shock:
Mal I didn't know you had man boobs! Well, you learn something new everyday! :lol:

Bugger off!! I meant I would miss YOUR boobs............. oh, never mind!!
Mal
wink

21 Feb 2005

I'd like to be one of those girls who was so good......you've have the guy sitting in bed saying "Call me".......and having no intention to do so!

21 Feb 2005

I think redstiletto got it right with "Girls have more fun"
I'm sooooooooooooo envious!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Mind you it'd still be nice to have a cock then I could shag myself whenever I felt like it
I'd be into girls still too :grin: :grin:
redface

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Gotta go and do a girlie thing now: shopping for tonight's meal (don't like shopping much, but I guess I would if I were a girl) Still trying to get out of bed though

21 Feb 2005

Quote by mal609
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Mal I didn't know you had man boobs! Well, you learn something new everyday! :lol:

Bugger off!! I meant I would miss YOUR boobs............. oh, never mind!!
Mal
wink

You mean these? :rascal:

21 Feb 2005

Quote by little gem
:shock:
Mal I didn't know you had man boobs! Well, you learn something new everyday! :lol:

Bugger off!! I meant I would miss YOUR boobs............. oh, never mind!!
Mal
wink

You mean these? :rascal:

oooh YES, GEM!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mal
:wink:

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
I'd flaunt myself a lot.
Do loads of stuff like wearing very short skirts and cropped tops so that I could flash my undies...............er..................."accidently" of course whenever i was getting out of a car or reaching or bending for something or leaning forward, or just sitting opposite someone.
I'd have wicked long nails that scrabbled when I tried to pick something up and they'd be lacquered and match my toenails.
I'd have a spangly dangly belly bar that would catch the eye.
I'd wear heels so's I'd walk very provocatively.
I'd like a boyfriend who'd take me dogging and get me shagged a lot.
I'd flirt a lot and use my powers of attraction shamelessly.
In fact, I think I'd be very very naughty indeed and feel horny nearly all the time.
Oooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: ops: :oops: :oops:
:giggle: :giggle: :grin: :grin:
What would you be like? :P :P

you mean you dont now biggrin

hmmm, if I was a woman, probly be some quiet bespectacled librarian type in falt shoes old style plaid skirts ( below the knees) high collar blouse and long hair in a bun.
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
minumum clothing, maximum legal impact

21 Feb 2005

I have it! I`d be Lister from Red Dwarf! :bounce:
Venusxxx

21 Feb 2005

i would be terrible as a woman a right dirty little girl
play hard party hard work at times
i would enjoy myself something rotten
beware of me if the tables were to turn
confused

:? :?

21 Feb 2005

I know for a fact Id spend just as much time if not more wanking!!! Id probably be going around trying to shag everything that walked or moved!! (and probably not within too much reason!!)

21 Feb 2005

I'd wank,fart,belch and scratch me arse lol

(not really that different to now really) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

21 Feb 2005

Id take to my bed for a full week with this flu ive got!!

21 Feb 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
I'd wank,fart,belch and scratch me arse
(not really that different to now really) :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Same here :lol: :lol:
I would like to see what the fascination is with men and their tackle and enjoy a damn good wank and shag a woman to see what it's like before turning back into a girly cos I like my boobs too!

21 Feb 2005

well being as im having gender reasignment i know lmao oh its crazy having lived one role and now in another ive spyed in the boys camp for half my life and now i get to live in the other , oh i love my life the things i know wink

21 Feb 2005

If I were a woman....
I would stay at home playing with myself all day. :twisted:
no change there then! (before anyone else said it!) lol

21 Feb 2005

not a good idea danny you would end up with carple tunnel in the fingers instead of your wrist wink

21 Feb 2005

Quote by simonbilshaw
i would be terrible as a woman a right dirty little girl
play hard party hard work at times
i would enjoy myself something rotten
beware of me if the tables were to turn
:? :?

I'm with you on this one. cool

21 Feb 2005

Ive had a serious think about this one and if i was a man id be a cross dresser, couldnt give up the heels and underware, certainly couldnt ware trousers all the time!!
Id miss make up and going to the beauticans and painted nails, so id have to be a cross dresser, no alternative!!

21 Feb 2005

I'd prob be like the dad in Shameless.