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if you were a domestic appliance what would you be and why?
kellte, hot to the touch
washing machine cause i'm always in a spin confused but it's nice when someone empties my load :shock: wink
Scandal:
Dumb Waiter!! lol :twisted: :shock: wink
mixer - because I always get things mixed up. lol redface
sandwich toaster / waffle maker - doesn't get out much, just tends to gather dust, :violin: but when you do use it, you do think " This ain't so bad." :thumbup:
Oh I'll have to be a Dyson. lol :lol: :lol:
Expensive, brightly-coloured, no time needed to warm up, various attachments included and you can take me anywhere in the house and I will still perform....my hoovering duties. wink
A video/DVD recorder, so that I can keep going over all the good times that I have had. biggrin
A wooden spoon. I like to make sure that the juices are kept flowing and your always ready for eating. wink
Tumble dryer.
Can take a whole lot inside.
Warms it all up.
Just before everything inside is nearly done...
Switches off. rolleyes
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Tumble dryer.
Can take a whole lot inside.
Warms it all up.
Just before everything inside is nearly done...
Switches off. rolleyes

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by SunBunny
Oh I'll have to be a Dyson. lol :lol: :lol:
Expensive, brightly-coloured, no time needed to warm up, various attachments included and you can take me anywhere in the house and I will still perform....my hoovering duties. wink

NEVER loses suction :wink:
I’d be a well used electric can opener….
You will get a good few turns out of me then I start to slip round the rim.
My teeth don’t grip or even make contact. You’ll end up having to push it in hard to get anywhere and with a bit of luck I might just manage to get it off for you. But beware all that pushing and slipping usually leads to some dribbling down the sides and I might pack-up leaving you with a semi-lid-on!
I guess I'd be that oh so useful impulse purchase now gathering dust in the corner cupboard. C'mon get me out, I slice and dice at the push of a button.
Quote by PoloLady
I’d be a well used electric can opener….
You will get a good few turns out of me then I start to slip round the rim.
My teeth don’t grip or even make contact. You’ll end up having to push it in hard to get anywhere and with a bit of luck I might just manage to get it off for you. But beware all that pushing and slipping usually leads to some dribbling down the sides and I might pack-up leaving you with a semi-lid-on!

ooooh :twisted:
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A woman

rotflmao you have no idea how true this is !!!
C x
Quote by Calista
A woman

rotflmao you have no idea how true this is !!!
C x
He wont be so cheeky when I use him to open a tin later!
I would be a TV cause when you need entertaining i am always ready to be turned on and when not in use i sit quietly in the corner !
Del would have to be a hoover cause he likes to be plugged in and he has a damn good suction!
G & D x
Quote by Silk and Big G
A woman

rotflmao you have no idea how true this is !!!
C x
He wont be so cheeky when I use him to open a tin later!
Can we all watch? :bounce:
C x
For me there can only be one choice.
A cork screw lol :twisted: