I'm doing a Dammie!

5 May 2005

He hee!
Parked my truck up (finished early this evening for once), was met by prearrangement by a lovely lady, whisked back to her place, had a bath run for me, and in a minute I'm gonna be fed! biggrin

:D
And later? :censored: (Mind yer own fecking business! wink

:twisted: )
Dambuster, eat yer heart out. I bet you're stuck in some fecking windswept layby somewhere up in Lancashire, Lincolnshire or maybe paying 12.5 Pounds and sampling the delights of Chievely tonight! :P :P :P
Oooooooooooops! Someone's calling that dinner is ready! bolt

Sign up here for the "Adopt and spoil a trucker scheme" :grin:

5 May 2005

You lucky spawny bas :censored: d!!! Has the young lady got a sister or similar female relation or old friend, that lives in Kent, perchance? lol

5 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
He hee!
Dambuster, eat yer heart out. I bet you're stuck in some fecking windswept layby somewhere up in Lancashire, Lincolnshire or maybe paying 12.5 Pounds and sampling the delights of Chievely tonight! :P :P :P

Fuck off ! ! !
Actually, having spent last night at the wonderfully closed (at 10pm ffs ! ! ! ! !) Cardiff Gate Msa, loaded at Pontypool, sat for most of the afternoon on the M4 while the buffoons stopped to rubberneck an accident; s/s/s at Reading (did consider Chieveley) I'm now at Tilbury, sat queueing, to get into the queue to get on the quay to swap boxes.
I'm sooooo not gonna make Bolton for 9am ! ! !

Quote by Eagerslut9

Sign up here for the "Adopt and spoil a trucker scheme" :grin:

No arguments here wink

Showers stops always needed :wink:

5 May 2005

Now Now guys
shower available for both of you :twisted:
And dinner as well

5 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Now Now guys
shower available for both of you :twisted:
And dinner as well

Sarah hunni, I'm going to nominate you as official "SH Trucker Fluffer" :P wink

:twisted:
Will you second that Dammie? Tilbury's a dump. I don't envy you.
Full of dinner now and chilling nicely. Aaaaaaaaaah, a sofa's sooooooooo nice to stretch out on, bathed, fed and watered. I'm enjoying this! :wink: :wink:
And........................I don't have to start work until Bliss!!
:grin: :grin:

5 May 2005

Bring it on :twisted:

5 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

Full of dinner now and chilling nicely. Aaaaaaaaaah, a sofa's sooooooooo nice to stretch out on, bathed, fed and watered. I'm enjoying this! :wink:
And........................I don't have to start work until Bliss!!
:grin: :grin:

That's right - rub it in ! ! ! ! !
You enjoy yourself. Don't worry about me :cry: . I'll be ok :cry: . On my own :cry: . With nobody with me :cry: . I'll be alright with a tin of mackerel and a banana :cry: . I'll manage :cry:
No need to spare a thought for me :cry: as I climb up into my bunk :cry: All alone :cry: by myself :cry:With just the noise of trannys and fantuzzis singing thier song of BANG CRASH WALLOP all feckin night to keep me company.
You just enjoy your evening. And go to your part time job tomorrow.
I hope your next shit is a hedgehog ! ! !
Enjoy your evening matey :wink:

5 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Interesting choice of heading there ES
Sommut tell you someone is in a naughty mood tonight :wink:
Sorry Dammie could not resist. :twisted:
Steph :lol: :lol:

And I nominate Steph for "Official Trucker Aromatherapy Masseuse"
Anyone second that?
:happy: :happy:

5 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Interesting choice of heading there ES
Sommut tell you someone is in a naughty mood tonight :wink:
Sorry Dammie could not resist. :twisted:
Steph :lol: :lol:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
Never felt a thing :lol:
Mind - it would have to be good. If he's where I think he his, there's about 230 miles of tarmac between us.

5 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
And I nominate Steph for "Official Trucker Aromatherapy Masseuse"
Anyone second that?
:happy: :happy:

I'll second both your nominations Eager.
Soooo . . . . . . . . . . . .
That's fluffing and massaging sorted.
Any more fore any more??
Shower stops always needed wink

5 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Now Now guys
shower available for both of you :twisted:
And dinner as well

totally off topic, but had to pause to comliment you on a beautiful tattoo Sarah smile

scuse my butting in, i'll be off to my corner again now! hehe

5 May 2005

Shit - where did I put that HGV licence. Never find anything when you really need it !!

5 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
totally off topic, but had to pause to comliment you on a beautiful tattoo Sarah
scuse my butting in, i'll be off to my corner again now! hehe

I have to agree. There's few finer things than to have a butterfly in one hand and a dolphin in the other wink

Back to subject "in hand".
So are you offering massage, showers, dinner or fluffing, tanglewood ?
I don't think we have any of those stops in Hampshire.

5 May 2005

Quote by dambuster
Back to subject "in hand".
So are you offering massage, showers, dinner or fluffing, tanglewood ?
I don't think we have any of those stops in Hampshire.

sorry dambuster, as i said, totally off topic - i was just browsing the forums, getting used to things here
will leave y'all to your fun now hehe

5 May 2005

Quote by dambuster

totally off topic, but had to pause to comliment you on a beautiful tattoo Sarah
scuse my butting in, i'll be off to my corner again now! hehe

I have to agree. There's few finer things than to have a butterfly in one hand and a dolphin in the other wink

Back to subject "in hand".
So are you offering massage, showers, dinner or fluffing, tanglewood ?
I don't think we have any of those stops in Hampshire.
How about a "work out"?
Um.....................fitness thingy, you know? blink

Erm........................think tanglewood could be the SH Official PTI. :wink: :wink: :twisted:

5 May 2005

Quote by tanglewood72
sorry dambuster, as i said, totally off topic - i was just browsing the forums, getting used to things here
will leave y'all to your fun now hehe

No No. Stay. No need to apologise.
Feel free to join in the fun and bollox, tanglewood.
Just noticed you joined today.
Welcome to the asylum.

5 May 2005

Quote by westerross
Shit - where did I put that HGV licence. Never find anything when you really need it !!

Would 7.5 tonne count? innocent

5 May 2005

What DB said! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
And yep! Sarah's one lovely lady, butterfly and all.
:welcome: :grin: :grin:

5 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
He hee!
Parked my truck up (finished early this evening for once), was met by prearrangement by a lovely lady, whisked back to her place, had a bath run for me, and in a minute I'm gonna be fed! :D
And later? :censored: (Mind yer own fecking business! :twisted: )
Dambuster, eat yer heart out. I bet you're stuck in some fecking windswept layby somewhere up in Lancashire, Lincolnshire or maybe paying 12.5 Pounds and sampling the delights of Chievely tonight! :P :P :P
Oooooooooooops! Someone's calling that dinner is ready!
Sign up here for the "Adopt and spoil a trucker scheme" :grin:

She cooked you dinner??????? :eeek: :eeek::eeek:
:bolt:

5 May 2005

Quote by KcKat
He hee!
Parked my truck up (finished early this evening for once), was met by prearrangement by a lovely lady, whisked back to her place, had a bath run for me, and in a minute I'm gonna be fed! :D
And later? :censored: (Mind yer own fecking business! :twisted: )
Dambuster, eat yer heart out. I bet you're stuck in some fecking windswept layby somewhere up in Lancashire, Lincolnshire or maybe paying 12.5 Pounds and sampling the delights of Chievely tonight! :P :P :P
Oooooooooooops! Someone's calling that dinner is ready!
Sign up here for the "Adopt and spoil a trucker scheme" :grin:

She cooked you dinner??????? :eeek: :eeek::eeek:
:bolt:

She's a lovely girl

:smackbottom: :wink: :wink: passionkiss

6 May 2005

Tanglewood72, thank you and welocme to SH, stick around and join in the fun.
Tune:- hurry up and find your HGV lol

Dambuster:- any time you want a butterfly in one hand and a dolphin in the other, just let me know, and it will be arranged :P

6 May 2005

Well Tune found it yet confused

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6 May 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
Well Tune found it yet :

Sarah you better do a full body search - you got the rubber gloves wink

Oooooooooooh!!! Can I watch?? redface

ops:

7 May 2005

Quote by KcKat
Well Tune found it yet :

Sarah you better do a full body search - you got the rubber gloves wink

Oooooooooooh!!! Can I watch?? redface

ops:
Kckat
You mean you DON'T want to help me :twisted:

7 May 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Well Tune found it yet :

Sarah you better do a full body search - you got the rubber gloves wink

Oooooooooooh!!! Can I watch?? redface

ops:
Kckat
You mean you DON'T want to help me :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'm soooooooooooo not going to turn that offer down :bounce: :bounce:
Tune, be afraid.......be very afraid!!! hehe

7 May 2005

Suit, shirt n tie going in the bin
gonna find me a truck
The A5 is calling I can hear it from here

7 May 2005

1st thing monday its see the boss & get on the overnight runs I have the license so I damn well want a share of the fun . mind you theres still fun in the early mornings hehe

7 May 2005

you ain't wrong
I thought i was odd reading this stuff so early in the morning
just realised others beat me to it
i was just getting up (as usual)
you people just going to bed ?