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Quote by Dino.
Postie my good man, i do hope your not trying to welch out of this party now youve sobered up rolleyes , weve sorted babysitters , offered to give people a lift to yours and ive bought me booze.
Still awaiting pm details of your addy.
Dino n Hornyred wink

Buggers- the lot of you! And that Sarge is soooooooo going to be GOT!
Thanks for ALL the pm's... i feel like pm victim of the week... and seeing as so many are coming to this party.... i've had to change the venue... to Sarge's barrack hut...
Hope he doesn't mind.... he'll give you the address if you pm HIM nicely.... i remember him saying he would especially like anybody new to SH to ask for an invite, as he feels all inclusive and wants to share the love!
seems to me like postie is passing the party over to Sgt Bilko lol
Hooray :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
PARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY at Sg Bilko's
We coming, we coming
iv just been told if you pm Sgt Bilko he will give you all the time of the party and the directions you need think its bring a bottle and your blow up bed :giggle:
FFS
**Makes call to tatty** ermm change of venue... Sgt Bilkos pls pm all 200 invited to yours/then postie's and let em know that its at Sgt Bilko's Barracks
**resets TomTom** the dam thing is now confused and dizzy... must be the model from blonde's car..... :giggle:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Wahey PARTY at the barracks... **packs music and system**
**looks for military uniform** gotta have it to get on base..... evil
Oy Sgt Bilko... ermmm LT Col Best here... please dont do a sloppy salute once ya pished... would hate to toss you in the brig... rotflmao
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Hooray :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
PARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY at Sg Bilko's
We coming, we coming

weeeeee heeeeee
Party at sarge!..get ready sarge here comes Debbiwebs! :twisted: :twisted:
I bagies that i have him first :twisted: .............you all can have the left overs all you lot:rascal:
what!!!! YOU LOT SAY!!.......... that they will be not much left over...well i have been waiting to get him for over a year now...SO I AM FIRST OK innocent
but sarge can Mark and his wife come?................ :grin: hump
So Postie, do yuo fancy a drink tonight?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So Postie, do yuo fancy a drink tonight?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies

Ooooh , are you offering Sarge?
I think i just pulled!
Quote by postie
So Postie, do yuo fancy a drink tonight?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies

Ooooh , are you offering Sarge?
I think i just pulled!
i think i am in trouble with sarge....... bolt
no i have not touched one drop honist!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
So Postie, do yuo fancy a drink tonight?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies

Actually, i've broken my promise not to touch a drop until saturday... and have a glass of rioja sitting here... and not long off the phone arranging an evening session for tomorrow night down the pub..
so Sarge, why not.... lets get a bit tipsy! :cheers:
Quote by postie
So Postie, do yuo fancy a drink tonight?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies

Actually, i've broken my promise not to touch a drop until saturday... and have a glass of rioja sitting here... and not long off the phone arranging an evening session for tomorrow night down the pub..
so Sarge, why not.... lets get a bit tipsy! :cheers:[/quote
May I join you?
:thumbup:
Where is this bloody party and am I/we invited?
Quote by Happy Cats
So Postie, do yuo fancy a drink tonight?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: drinkies

Actually, i've broken my promise not to touch a drop until saturday... and have a glass of rioja sitting here... and not long off the phone arranging an evening session for tomorrow night down the pub..
so Sarge, why not.... lets get a bit tipsy! :cheers:
May I join you?
:thumbup:
Where is this bloody party and am I/we invited?
Everyone is invited.... even YOU! And it's at Sarge's barrack hut... pm him for details... :lol:
I shall return to the pissed up thread in an hour or so, expect some serious bollox!
Quote by Happy Cats
I shall return to the pissed up thread in an hour or so, expect some serious bollox!

I wouldn't expect anything less from you HC cool bolt
Now, from the top, tell me I'm beautiful!!! poke
Quote by Debbiewebs
Hooray :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
PARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY at Sg Bilko's
We coming, we coming

weeeeee heeeeee
Party at sarge!..get ready sarge here comes Debbiwebs! :twisted: :twisted:
I bagies that i have him first :twisted: .............you all can have the left overs all you lot:rascal:
what!!!! YOU LOT SAY!!.......... that they will be not much left over...well i have been waiting to get him for over a year now...SO I AM FIRST OK innocent
but sarge can Mark and his wife come?................ :grin: hump
DEBS
I live 10 mins away from sarge :rascal: :rascal:
So ill tell you what ill do confused :?
Ill keep him save coffee waiting for your arrival :happy:
Hes all yours :rascal:
H, red x
Quote by HornyRed
Hooray :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
PARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY at Sg Bilko's
We coming, we coming

weeeeee heeeeee
Party at sarge!..get ready sarge here comes Debbiwebs! :twisted: :twisted:
I bagies that i have him first :twisted: .............you all can have the left overs all you lot:rascal:
what!!!! YOU LOT SAY!!.......... that they will be not much left over...well i have been waiting to get him for over a year now...SO I AM FIRST OK innocent
but sarge can Mark and his wife come?................ :grin: hump
DEBS
I live 10 mins away from sarge :rascal: :rascal:
So ill tell you what ill do confused :?
Ill keep him save coffee waiting for your arrival :happy:
Hes all yours :rascal:
H, red x

You'll keep him save, what does that mean?
wink
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I shall return to the pissed up thread in an hour or so, expect some serious bollox!

I wouldn't expect anything less from you HC cool bolt
Now, from the top, tell me I'm beautiful!!! poke
You're baeutiful!
Does that count?
wink
Bollox my arse! .....................Hang on, no dont..........
Quote by Happy Cats
I shall return to the pissed up thread in an hour or so, expect some serious bollox!

I wouldn't expect anything less from you HC cool bolt
Now, from the top, tell me I'm beautiful!!! poke
You're baeutiful!
Does that count?
wink

Oooh ya getting there HC :happy: Couple more drinks and you might just have it :happy:
Wheres that pussy,postie - anyone else getting pissed?
Quote by Happy Cats
Wheres that pussy,postie - anyone else getting pissed?

I'm reasonably sober as it happens.... and i'm going to have an early night... shocking aint it...
though i may well be pissed up tomorrow.. off out to a real life pub!
Anyhows Happy Cats.... you carry on sipping your barley water.... hehehehe :P
You might find this hard to believe, but I have got friends in real life too!
Its just that they are always busy when I try to arrange going out............ They all have really busy jobs!
Quote by postie
Anyhows Happy Cats.... you carry on sipping your barley water.... hehehehe :P

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Found a piccy of Happy Cats on the beer!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I guess you had a better night than me!