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OK.. Mods.. stucky this because it's going to be a blinder!
Here's where you type when you are a bit pissed... , just don't even bother with the regulat forum... just whack it in here... that way, no one could beoffended, as only other pissheads are going to read it...
As for me now, i', squirting out of one eye trying to make sense if the keyboard, and still, not making tupping wettors.. but it;ll be fune to see yours...and knowinf tyou have posted them...the next day... PLUS , it;lll leavet he reguarforum alone...bonus on all accounts..
so... How PISSED arwe you?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Unfortunately not as much as you it seems..........!! lol
we are well on our way as we have been on vodka and red bull most of the night biggrin kiss
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:laughabove:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm laughing at Postie laughing at his own post :rotflmao:
But I'm sober :shock: confused
<off to find a sensible thread> bolt
I may be some time :?
Seems agood idea at the time!
I've got to be in fecking Glasgow for tomorrow.
Seem to be OK up to now, but a couple (!) of beers, a curry and a half bottle of wine and a nightcap and I could be catching up with you!
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:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Unfortunately not as much as you it seems..........!! lol

Ha... guess who'll bee laughing at 4 sam tomorrow.... not me.... thats like 4 hours away..., i realy should go to bed and play with myself.......
I ..... love you Happy Cats. ..... youer the raison i come on here....
Fair play to you Postie - but I could not do that anymore!
Quote by Happy Cats
Seems agood idea at the time!
I've got to be fecking in Glasgow for tomorrow.

Lucky fella!
Quote by westerross
Seems agood idea at the time!
I've got to be fecking in Glasgow for tomorrow.

Lucky fella!
Bastard! You made me check my post then!
Quote by MISSCHIEF
:laughabove:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm laughing at Postie laughing at his own post :rotflmao:
But I'm sober :shock: confused
<off to find a sensible thread> bolt
I may be some time :?
Ah... me favourite Mod of all time;;;; yuo'd winm hands down misschief....I pmd you aerlier so wer is my reply?
henit all went bottle shaped.....
So........... is this stickied or noit.....i think it should be...save you Mods a heck of a trouble.... you can even retitle it if you want.. pissheads corner, or something else.....
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:laughabove:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm laughing at Postie laughing at his own post :rotflmao:
But I'm sober :shock: confused
<off to find a sensible thread> bolt
I may be some time :?
Ah... me favourite Mod of all time;;;; yuo'd winm hands down misschief....I pmd you aerlier so wer is my reply?
henit all went bottle shaped.....
So........... is this stickied or noit.....i think it should be...save you Mods a heck of a trouble.... you can even retitle it if you want.. pissheads corner, or something else.....
We could lock it - that would save a lot of trouble!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink lol :lol: :lol:
well im still waiting for my ebay package, are you sure you don't deliver to the midlands
Well thanks to SH Mc is being forced to have a 2nd nightcap!
Are you joining in Postie? : lol
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Ah... me favourite Mod of all time;;;;

Ahhhh you lovely Postie you :rose:
Quote by postie
Ah... me favourite Mod of all time;;;; yuo'd winm hands down misschief....I pmd you aerlier so wer is my reply?
henit all went bottle shaped.....
So........... is this stickied or noit.....i think it should be...save you Mods a heck of a trouble.... you can even retitle it if you want.. pissheads corner, or something else.....

errrr..... that's nice Postie confused about 4 o'clock I reckon? dunno Sometimes pineapple, but usually coconut, on top of the skyscraper :dunno: :uhoh: :undecided:
:confused: :confused: :confused:
:dunno:
:confused:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
:laughabove:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm laughing at Postie laughing at his own post :rotflmao:
But I'm sober :shock: confused
<off to find a sensible thread> bolt
I may be some time :?
Ah... me favourite Mod of all time;;;; yuo'd winm hands down misschief....I pmd you aerlier so wer is my reply?
henit all went bottle shaped.....
So........... is this stickied or noit.....i think it should be...save you Mods a heck of a trouble.... you can even retitle it if you want.. pissheads corner, or something else.....
We could lock it - that would save a lot of trouble!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink lol :lol: :lol:
aaaaaaaaah c'mon sarge......... you know it makes sense..... all the pissheads in one place... it'd be like chucking out time in halifax...
unless you'ree jelous that i like Jags more thsn you... hehehehehe......
(like that aint a given......)
Any one now wehre I can go bungeee jumpin this weekend?
so who's the lucky bugger thats gonna find this on the doorstep in the morning
Quote by postie
:laughabove:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I'm laughing at Postie laughing at his own post :rotflmao:
But I'm sober :shock: confused
<off to find a sensible thread> bolt
I may be some time :?
Ah... me favourite Mod of all time;;;; yuo'd winm hands down misschief....I pmd you aerlier so wer is my reply?
henit all went bottle shaped.....
So........... is this stickied or noit.....i think it should be...save you Mods a heck of a trouble.... you can even retitle it if you want.. pissheads corner, or something else.....
We could lock it - that would save a lot of trouble!! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink lol :lol: :lol:
aaaaaaaaah c'mon sarge......... you know it makes sense..... all the pissheads in one place... it'd be like chucking out time in halifax...
unless you'ree jelous that i like Jags more thsn you... hehehehehe......
(like that aint a given......)
You've made me hit the beer now so at least we would all be locked in together. It could be the first SH Lock in!! :shock: :shock: :? :? :wink:
why cant i open my right eye......and evrything ooks real close?
It looks like Pat Mustard!
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so who's the lucky bugger thats gonna find this on the doorstep in the morning
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Whey Hey!
A lock in!
McC is still propping up the PC.
Any ladies invited?
damn ... a lock in... and i have ti go to bed...
or else
Does anyone fancy coming to a party at my house on Saturday night?
..... let me know
nite all... have fun.....
I love you sarge,...... thanks!
night postie sweet dreams dont let the bed bugs bite kiss
You can put us down for your party on Saturday :cheers:
Postie...................
YOU NUT NUT............................
God your head gonna hurt in the morning
What time does the party start?
lol :lol: :lol:
Now then........... why the hell don't i have idea's like this.... dunno
Ahh thats right.... cause i aint postie, he's the one with all the great idea's....
Your gonna soo :giggle: at this when you finally get round to checking this....
Great idea to have a party. I can't wait......
p.s. just how much you drunk???? rotflmao
bolt
Postie could you post the details of your party in the Let's Meet Up section please?
Thanks :thumbup: