only if played well Voddy..... :shock:
lp
Sorry about that lost post.
So Dambuster thinks telling somebody that they have the personality of an ugly bird could be construed as a compliment, even in a backhanded way?
I am trying to work this through, and can only think that it means that ugly birds must have great personalities.
So why has Mrs V taken umbrage and taken it personally when asked for her opinion and can I blame Dambuster for the fact that I am now eating last night's pizza remnant instead of the promised roast beef and Yorkshires?
Anyway. to get back to backhanded compliments, I can report that the demented gerbil which we keep as a family pet, managed to ensconce itself in my trouser pocket and accompany us to Partners last Saturday.
The creature escaped from our locker and established a vantage point in the pocket of the pool table. From here, it reveals that it heard the following interaction between a wine fuelled, although very delightful, female inebriate and a rather convincing TV.
It went, "Oiy you. Are you a woman?" So I suppose that may have been a compliment.
However, later, the even more wine fuelled, and now even more delightful (fewer clothes) inebriate addressed the same query to a tall (and to those of a more sober state, fetchingly attractive) young lady who was walking in an unstable although admittedly rather masculine manner, due to wearing 3 inch platform with 9 inch heel, shoes
That, I guess, was not a compliment. but it elicited the winning response of "Yep, all woman" with a convincing proof by the display of an impressive pair of boobs and a well manicured bit of female anatomy under the short skirt she was wearing.
The gerbil averted its gaze, but returned home happy and smiling.
Hmmmm well I am all too good at the backhanded compliments - accidentally of course.
I can't think of any off the top of my head but somebody will probably be along soon enough to remind me. :doh:
The woman I lost my virginity to said
"That was pretty good for a first time!"
What does that mean? She been round testing out virgins so that she could rank in order of ability? It was crap, but what can you expect from a virgin?
Last night, whilst I was on cam, I was told : "I expected you to look older".
I can't decide what that means! Do my posts make me sound old or maybe it's my body pics? Or were they saying I looked younger than 36?!
:confused:
: :?: :?: 
I love you too.
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