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........to live in North Yorkshire :shock:
company is sold house is on the market, offers been accepted on house near Whitby.
Just sorting out schools and the like
Do you think I need to buy a whippet and a flat cap confused:
and pigeons...you need to start keeping pigeons.
Quote by MikeNorth
....and a ferret.

And some chips....
For your shoulder.
Lb :love:
No it's pigs in the back garden isn't it?
think Im going to have to look for a bigger house :shock:
Im soo looking forward to freshly smoked kippers for brekkie but am not sure if I have to eat blackpudding confused:
some valium and a good removal company too wink
G x
......not its Hot Pot isn't it?
Dawn :silly:
Think thats Lancashire Dawn confused:
not does for me though.
Chips you say for my shoulders ..bah dont need them Ill have you know I have a very balanced personality.. Ive already got a chip on both shoulders lol
Quote by warwick
........to live in North Yorkshire :shock:
company is sold house is on the market, offers been accepted on house near Whitby.
Just sorting out schools and the like
Do you think I need to buy a whippet and a flat cap confused:

I'm Whitby born n' bred. Ummm .... good luck! lol
I'll have you know us Yorkshire folk are very cultured, we enjoy the theatre, opera and fine dining, as well as mushy peas, bitter and fights!
Enjoy Whitby its a bit small and dull and everyone bangs on about Dracula but its alright.
I think you're all being very mean to us northerners.
I don't have a flat cap, or a whippet, and just as an aside, I don't think I have ever said 'eeeeee by gum' in my life!
(But I could if it would turn you on)
lol
Hey, nice to know you're moving up here with us northerners (even though it is to the wrong part of the north :rol : :P )
So if you're moving to Yorkshire, does that mean you'll have to start posting more like Neil now? :shock: confused :?:
Quote by Marya
I'm Whitby born n' bred. Ummm .... good luck! lol

rotflmao :rotflmao:
FFS>> Easy no
Rants.. <<tuts>>
some people FFS
(sorry NIL ill fetch mee coat)
Warwick does this mean we'll see a change of user name too?
Whippet would be a good suggestion..... I would have said Yorkie, but that's not for girls! lol
Oh you might need an electric fence to stop the Neighbours getting out.... erm i mean in! All the bleeting might drive you mad after a couple of days! :lol:
Pack a wooly jumper "it's grimup north!" :lol:
Quote by warwick
FFS>> Easy no
Rants.. <<tuts>>
some people FFS
(sorry NIL ill fetch mee coat)

rotflmao :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha: :rotflmao: :haha:
Even got the accent ready I see. wink Have you been watching reruns of "Last of the Summer Wine" to perfect it? lol
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Warwick does this mean we'll see a change of user name too?

NO Gem it does not mad
I have just explained to warwick he can't change his name as we well all call him warwick anyway so whats the point.
I'm going to pm Mark and demand that warwick can NOT change his name :x
lol
Dawn :silly:
Oh Warwick :bounce:
Good luck and all that kiss
Now you're a bloke from Whitby called Warwick :undecided: Blimey, can't wait to see how you explain this one to new people ........... let alone introducing the other two Warwicks in Whitby :lol2:
somert = something
nowt = nothing
tuther = other
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Warwick :bounce:
Good luck and all that kiss
Now you're a bloke from Whitby called Warwick :undecided: Blimey, can't wait to see how you explain this one to new people ........... let alone introducing the other two Warwicks in Whitby :lol2:

Good point Missy. Are the other Warwicks staying in Warwick, or are they moving to Whitby, or are you all going your seperate ways now?
Good luck with the move Warwick.
You might want to take a good translator along to help with the Yorkshire lingo........ Just in case someone says "I was fettleing the other day and banged my noggin on the toilet seat..... Now i'm munk!!" biggrin
Quote by Omnisus
I'll have you know us Yorkshire folk are very cultured, we enjoy the theatre, opera and fine dining, as well as mushy peas, bitter and fights!
Enjoy Whitby its a bit small and dull and everyone bangs on about Dracula but its alright.

more like bloody Heartbeat.....as its filmed just a couple a miles away!!!!!
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"I was fettleing the other day and banged my noggin on the toilet seat..... Now i'm munk!!" biggrin

Is that legal :eeek:
Dawn :silly:
Actually ive been watching Ripping Yarns The testing of Eric Olthwaite
black puddings very black today mutha even the white bits are black
He is soo me :shock:
Just for the record, it's not the natives that 'bang on about Dracula' - its' the bluddy southerners and Yanks that come over for the quaint little holidays to the land that time forgot.
A wee bit of local information for ya ....
Legend has it that the town was cut off from the rest of civilisation during the Plague (many say it still is) and as a result, you'll come across many an inbred. The predominant features are round shoulders, big ears and flattish noses.
Anyone who goes by the surnames Noble, Belchamber, Broadley, Leadley or Hall are all most definitely related to each other.
Caedmon is a better secondary school than Eskdale (well, it was in my day).
The rivalry between the East and West sides of the town does exist and can get very nasty in the playground.
Those from the Valley are scorned and reviled. They are the true sheep shaggers.
Mr Chips on Church Street is the best chippy in town and don't believe the hype about The Magpie.
The harbour does stink and it's not just fish.
My old house is on a lot of the postcards.
Try to avoid the swing bridge at all costs. It always, always closes when you're in a rush to get to the other side of town. However, it is a very acceptable excuse for being late for work/school.
There are at least 2 members of SH that I went to school with in Whitby :shock: and both answered to my ad.
Say hello to the good people in the Duke of York for me - my lovely ex-local.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Warwick does this mean we'll see a change of user name too?

NO Gem it does not mad
I have just explained to warwick he can't change his name as we well all call him warwick anyway so whats the point.
I'm going to pm Mark and demand that warwick can NOT change his name :x
lol
Dawn :silly:
oooooo Dawn,
*swoon*
I love it when you get all domme on me! biggrin
:lol:
Well, as long as Warwick shows me his not so white bits, I'm a happy bunny! :D
Thanks marya
I have been going to whitby for many years now and have a good group of friends there
I was in the Duke last weekend as it happens wink
Quote by Marya
Mr Chips on Church Street is the best chippy in town and don't believe the hype about The Magpie.
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I always thought the queue outside the Magpie was a little excessive and unnecessary when there are other perfectly good chippies close by biggrin
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Mr Chips on Church Street is the best chippy in town and don't believe the hype about The Magpie.
.

I always thought the queue outside the Magpie was a little excessive and unnecessary when there are other perfectly good chippies close by biggrin
Hey we're Brittish. If we see a que, we join it and then start to complain. rolleyes lol
Quote by Marya
I'm Whitby born n' bred.:

So is one of my horses lol even appeared on Heartbeat when he was a foal!