well i gotta try lol
na being serious i hope i get some offers
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im going to be a model
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well good luck to you flunk.....sort of job I would like,
...... sort of standing around not having to say or do very much, just looking good,
Never was good looking enough personally, but I reckon you might have what it takes from what I've seen.
...... sort of standing around not having to say or do very much, just looking good,
Never was good looking enough personally, but I reckon you might have what it takes from what I've seen.
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well good luck to you flunk.....sort of job I would like,
...... sort of standing around not having to say or do very much, just looking good,
Never was good looking enough personally, but I reckon you might have what it takes from what I've seen.
flunk ..cheeky !!!
ha ha cheers matey i hope i can get somewhere with this cause im good at doing fcuk all else !!!
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ooops apologies funk....bit of a typo there, bloody careless of me.
Ayways don't knock yourself I'm sure your good for something, we all have talents we've yet to discover.
Ayways don't knock yourself I'm sure your good for something, we all have talents we've yet to discover.
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You might want to check your profile on your modelling site, Funk. According to that, you could be an ideal candidate for a full size model of a MacDonalds straw! your vital stats show
Hips - 32 inch
waist - 32 inch
chest - 32 inch!!!
Straight up and down guy!! get it sorted quick!!!
Mal
Hips - 32 inch
waist - 32 inch
chest - 32 inch!!!
Straight up and down guy!! get it sorted quick!!!
Mal
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
Now this is what I call model material
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/82128305441d0b299555bd.jpg
Handsome or what :shock:
:giggle:
Dawn :silly:
I knew it...I just bloody knew it...old davej sticks an honest representation of himself up so people know what I look like and what do I get.....derision, scorn, little puffy, cloudy, emoticon thingies giggling and banging their fists,
well it aint on I'm telling ya!...... if I knew how to flounce, I'd be flouncing all round the house right this minute, I'd sit in my corner feeling sorry for myself....blame the rest of the world and it's mother for my misfortunes, it aint my fault I ate the pies and chocolate, it's them evil manufacturers and them vile marketing people.........no responsibility here!....
davej cut to the quick......wounded beyond belief......humiliated......eerm yes....
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) Quote by celticq
I'm much more concerned about Mrj who has suddenly become rather wardropey looking. :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Yeh Dave!!!! Why is MrsJ doing a wardrobe impression? :shock: To think that I've always thought of her as the sensible one!! :shock: (although should've realised when she resorted to driving her convertible in the rain with a brolly up
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My childhood ambition was to be a model. Now I'm held together with Airfix glue, which is not quite what I had in mind.
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fLuck me not only am I lampooned for the way I look, now me furniture's crap.
Do you know the damage you can do to someones confidence when you start to criticise their home furnishings?.......no probably not ....I've only just finished therapy from the time my sister told me that pelmets were ...."so yesterday"
The glowing condom for those of you that have only just got your tardy arse outa bed and have yet to find your spectacles, is actually a belt that has been left to drape at a rather rakish and in my view sexy angle, a sort of 'I'm nearly ready' type thing.
I agree that the picture would have looked better against the backdrop of a magnificiant waterfall or a snow capped mountain, but unfortunately herts isnt blessed with such things, the best I could find was a leaking downpipe just outside of Harpenden, hardly worth the effort. So for know it's ....wardrobes.
Do you know the damage you can do to someones confidence when you start to criticise their home furnishings?.......no probably not ....I've only just finished therapy from the time my sister told me that pelmets were ...."so yesterday"
The glowing condom for those of you that have only just got your tardy arse outa bed and have yet to find your spectacles, is actually a belt that has been left to drape at a rather rakish and in my view sexy angle, a sort of 'I'm nearly ready' type thing.
I agree that the picture would have looked better against the backdrop of a magnificiant waterfall or a snow capped mountain, but unfortunately herts isnt blessed with such things, the best I could find was a leaking downpipe just outside of Harpenden, hardly worth the effort. So for know it's ....wardrobes.
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Quote by celticq
fLuck me not only am I lampooned for the way I look, now me furniture's crap.
Lampooned - God your vocabulary is soooooooo yesterday
........davej gives up and takes his lardy arse off to hide in a dodgy wardrobe to practise living in a younger persons world..
slips into some jeans that look like they have never seen a washing machine, a jumper that is way to big, adjust jeans so that they are low on the hip and the bottom 6 inches are dragging through the puddles
big boxes , little boxes.........big fish, little fish....... don't be dissin me, smack ma bitch up.........innit.
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Quote by Kitty n Jack
Davej throws shapes in the church of dance!
Yep no pissin about with Agadoo now........
lesson one
hold out arm in front of me, allow hand to droop similar to a tea pot spout kinda angle. Turn hand 45 degrees. Hold thumb upright and seperated from other fingers. Hold little finger downward and seperated from other fingers. Now pump hand towards and away from shoulder and chant....20 dollar bill!....20 dollar bill!...allow pumping hand shoulder to drop lower than the non pumping hand shoulder.
yeah good luck with the moddeling dude,
i keep telling little miss to try....but she dont think she's nice enuff.
iff i somehow figure out how to post some pictures of her would everyone give an honest answer? well i know most of you will......
.......just gotta figure how to post a picture, any help anybody?? please??
i keep telling little miss to try....but she dont think she's nice enuff.
iff i somehow figure out how to post some pictures of her would everyone give an honest answer? well i know most of you will......
.......just gotta figure how to post a picture, any help anybody?? please??
