Thats easy...
A great discreet club in fantastic gardens with a heated pool, loads of great friendly couples, free drinks, free entry.. Secure car parking and preferably overnight accom thrown in too.. Free again of course.. Membership should be free too lol..
Or you could opt for
A tatty old run down place in a rough area.. Guaranteed to get your car pinched or at the very least vandalised.. Then, charge the earth to get in and make sure every tom dick and harry knows so that they can sit outside and leer at your arrival.. Make sure all drinks are well watered down.. and charge double, that way enough profit can be made to ensure the rooms are swept clean once a month or so.. maybe even dusted if its busy..
Ok ok I was never any good at sarcasm.. lol.
Good luck honest...
Mike
gis a job, I can do that
oh bugger wrong thread, although if ya setting up a club and need someone to search the ladies for hidden camera's etc on the way in.......
seriously, think this has already been said but, visit as many clubs as ya feasibly can, you will soon see what makes a good one and what makes a bad un