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Hi there welcome to the Mad House, hope you enjoy your stay :rose:
Your new and nervous, I'm just nervous lol
Hope you have fun biggrin Its a great place to be :D
:welcome:
Hello and welcome !!
Don't be nervous, most of us don't bite lol :lol:
Fee
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Hi wave
Come on in.
Just one question: your name "PrincessSwallows"
Are you and do you? :rascal: :rascal:
Absolutely nothing to be nervous of!! Trust me. Welcome to the forum and have fun biggrin
aRSExx :color:
Oh - and ignore ES - most of us do..... bolt :bolt:
Hi and welcome form me xxx lol
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Hello
Im new and nervous! I usually can be found in chat room but a certain FABIO told me to come over here some time! So here I am!!

That Fabio is one cruel fellla. We're going to have such fun toying with you.... you'll be legging it back to the chatroom in no time...
Seriously, nothing wrong with being nervous, you'd be surprised how many people on SH (forum and chatroom) are quite reserved and shy, or nervous. Enjoy the thrill nervousness can bring... but never let it ruin something you want to do.
Have fun princessswallows...
btw? Are you a posh relative of kazswallows?
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Hello
Im new and nervous! I usually can be found in chat room but a certain FABIO told me to come over here some time! So here I am!!

he told me something similar at a munch and when I came back the bastard had drunk me lager :shock: don't belive a word he tells you...where as I will only ever utter truths :smug:
hello and welcome
:welcome: i bite but only if iam asked nicely :grin:
Princess kiss
After our little chat in the Chat Room, welcome to the more sedate (?? mundane) area of the Cafe'.
Enjoy your stay hun and may the BBD and his Angels look after you. :kiss:
phredd
Hi Princess Swallows,
Welcome to the asylum. You'll find your padded room is first on the right.
Don't worry - it's perfectly normal to be loon in here.
Basket Case
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Hello
Im new and nervous! I usually can be found in chat room but a certain FABIO told me to come over here some time! So here I am!!

Hi..... welcome to insanity.... please leave your normality at the door on your way in......lol
equi-princess xxx
Hi and welcome smile have fun
grimpol wink
Ur nervous rolleyes
Didn't seem it in the chatroom earlier rotflmao
Hi Princess :welcome:
always a pleasure to have another lady in the cafe.
don't be nervous, we'll play nicely
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bet that scared you! lol :lol: :lol:
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Hello
Im new and nervous! I usually can be found in chat room but a certain FABIO told me to come over here some time! So here I am!!

And naive as well if you listen to Fabio innocent
Seriously :welcome: and enjoy
M & H
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Eagerslut yes I am and Yes i do!

We'll thats nice to know but unfortunately its not classed as conclusive proof until at least 20 SH males can verify :twisted:
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NO IM NOT RELATED TO KAZ!!!! for the 100th time!!!

Are you sure...... the name kinda gives us a clue bolt
No seriously (yes all I can be at times) Welcome to the mad house and dont believe a word Dave J says :2fingers: , as you can tell from my post it is me that always speaks the truth :smile2: :angel:
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Why does everybody keep asking that and who the hell is kaz???
Well im sure that plenty could tell u i do swallow but ae making assumptions as to what i swallow?? Maybe Im a bird watcher??

Kaz is a scream and i'm sure that at some point your paths will cross and all will become clear lol
Your a bird watcher... so your Bi then :twisted:
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Yes i am but maybe just maybe its the feathery tpe i like watchin

nah!!!!!
That would just be soooo perverted, such a dodgy act and being mentioned on this fine upstanding website of pure wholesome conservative values :twisted: :silly:
Hi & :welcome:
Hope you have fun here smile no doubt will catch you in the chatroom sometime.
C x
Hi PrincessSwallows
Have fun here, and hope you make lots of friends here
NC
xxxx
Hello Princess,
I would like to take this oppurtunity to welcome you and hope you enjoy your stay.
I was under the impression that Swallows normally left these shores in the winter, but am glad to see that you have remained.
John
xxx
no need to be nervous hun, we only bite if ya ask nicely.......
welcome to the mad house
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Why does everybody keep asking that and who the hell is kaz???
Well im sure that plenty could tell u i do swallow but ae making assumptions as to what i swallow?? Maybe Im a bird watcher??

Hi hun, I'm Kaz kiss
We crossed paths in chat the other night biggrin hope to meet you at a party or two and we can compare swallow stories ;) (of the feathered kind lol :lol: )
Welcome to SH, great bunch of peeps, all mad as hatters :lol: :lol: all harmless :shock:
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Kaz is a scream and i'm sure that at some point your paths will cross and all will become clear lol

Mwahhhhh come 'ere
so you followed your parents advice when they told you "its rude to spit"
hi and welcome biggrin
hi princess welcome to the cafe not been here long myself but still nervous lol
Welcome to the forum, that little bit of nervousness soon passes........enjoy the fun and games