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I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx
Hope you soon feel better - a couple of times I heard of a patient who managed a shag whilst the nurses weren't looking.
Plim wink
I'd quite like a shag while the nurses WERE watching.
Or even better a shag with the nurses. :twisted: :twisted:
Now just hang on a sec...we are talking fem nurses? pmsl
cellulitis in my knee, this has happend before many years ago so i new the symptoms as they developed based upon this i went str8 the hospital
so? any sympathy?? pmsl
ooh i know....sneak into the hosp late and lets has a little roll around the linen cupboard
hehehhe
Quote by Joewally
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx

Joe hunny - I wouldn't worry about a bit of celulite on yer knee. Get the doc to stop you pissing yourself when you're down laughing! :therethere:
I got celulite too - so what treatment are you having? Liposuction? Cos that's what I would have on my celulite if I could afford it.
Mind you, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would have more money to save up for Lipo confused
But there again, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would be a darn site thinner and maybe not need Lipo :undecided:
Which would give me more money for pies :undecided:
I'm beginning to sound like that song about Liza and Henry with his bucket with a hole in it :? :? :?
Hope you're better soon :therethere:
Quote by Missy
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx

Joe hunny - I wouldn't worry about a bit of celulite on yer knee. Get the doc to stop you pissing yourself when you're down laughing! :therethere:
I got celulite too - so what treatment are you having? Liposuction? Cos that's what I would have on my celulite if I could afford it.
Mind you, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would have more money to save up for Lipo confused
But there again, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would be a darn site thinner and maybe not need Lipo :undecided:
Which would give me more money for pies :undecided:
I'm beginning to sound like that song about Liza and Henry with his bucket with a holin it :? :? :?
Cellulitis..its an infection in my knee sorta like blood poisening
Hope you're better soon :therethere:
Awwww Joe, hope you're feeling better soon. Lee had that years ago and he said its really painful.
Anyway, enough about you, are there any hot nurses?? Male or female, I'm not fussy!! :twisted:
Quote by Funlovers2009
Awwww Joe, hope you're feeling better soon. Lee had that years ago and he said its really painful.
Anyway, enough about you, are there any hot nurses?? Male or female, I'm not fussy!! :twisted:

OH YESSSSS lol
kiss Joe. Get well soon babe, n god help the nurses :eeek:
xx--xx
Quote by Joewally
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx

Joe hunny - I wouldn't worry about a bit of celulite on yer knee. Get the doc to stop you pissing yourself when you're down laughing! :therethere:
I got celulite too - so what treatment are you having? Liposuction? Cos that's what I would have on my celulite if I could afford it.
Mind you, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would have more money to save up for Lipo confused
But there again, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would be a darn site thinner and maybe not need Lipo :undecided:
Which would give me more money for pies :undecided:
I'm beginning to sound like that song about Liza and Henry with his bucket with a holin it :? :? :?
Cellulitis..its an infection in my knee sorta like blood poisening
Hope you're better soon :therethere:
Joe Joe Joe sweety kiss
Did you mean to say something in that quote, or were you muted with my umm .... errrr.... wisdom? :uhoh:
I've looked everywhere for subliminal messages and allsorts, but be buggered if I can see anything :? apart from the tosh I typed :lol2:
Anyway, over to you, tell me your hospital bed subliminal message, unless it was eff off, then don't tell me!! lol
Quote by Missy
I'm in hospital sick..so if any ladies want to come and tuck me in or take advaantage of a man whos down pmsl feel free
theres gotta be a sympathy shag in there somewhere hehehehe
xxx

Joe hunny - I wouldn't worry about a bit of celulite on yer knee. Get the doc to stop you pissing yourself when you're down laughing! :therethere:
I got celulite too - so what treatment are you having? Liposuction? Cos that's what I would have on my celulite if I could afford it.
Mind you, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would have more money to save up for Lipo confused
But there again, if I didn't eat all the pies, I would be a darn site thinner and maybe not need Lipo :undecided:
Which would give me more money for pies :undecided:
I'm beginning to sound like that song about Liza and Henry with his bucket with a holin it :? :? :?
Cellulitis..its an infection in my knee sorta like blood poisening
Hope you're better soon :therethere:
Joe Joe Joe sweety
Did you mean to say something in that quote, or were you muted with my umm .... errrr.... wisdom? :uhoh:
I've looked everywhere for subliminal messages and allsorts, but be buggered if I can see anything :? apart from the tosh I typed :lol2:
Anyway, over to you, tell me your hospital bed subliminal message, unless it was eff off, then don't tell me!! lol
Cellulitis not cellulite lol its like blood poisening issh
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
know how your feeling joe ive got it again at the moment and avoiding having the drip put back in so far but been told if it gets worse then its back in so we could be in adjoining beds next week as im up north annoying folks
but its ruddy painful tho
jo xxxx

agony is nearer the truth, fortunatley; many years ago i had this in my right knee so i knew the symptoms from the start and thus got to hospital, it's seriously not funny, no chance of being out by sunday now either because the infections spreading even though im on iv antibiotics
bah bah n feckety feck!!!!!
I hear it can be very nasty; get well soon! :rose: