I'M not messing with the sex fairy

15 Nov 2005

sounds good to me, anyone up for a shag

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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Thanks for that voddy kiss

I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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How about the profiteroles I had for desserts too??!! rolleyes

15 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
sounds good to me, anyone up for a shag

You silver tongue temptress, I hardly know you, but in the name of medical science... me,me,me,me,me :lol: :lol:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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this is that ' when ya dont want it there's a queue at ya door, but when you do there's no-one around' thing isnt it? sod's law:
the minute you find someone who's a really good regular shag, the other 6 you've been chasing for months suddenly get all interested too......... and when there's no-one on the scene and ya gagging for it, ya best friend's name is Ann Summers. rolleyes

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============

Thanks for that voddy kiss

I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:
wonder who causes us girls to have headaches tho dammy
<<<registered migrain sufferer..please give generously.... wink

:twisted:

15 Nov 2005

..i dont mean to be sceptical but i dont think point number 6 is true......
though if any ladies would be interested in setting up an experiment....purely for scientific purposes of course then let me know.........
oh please please please please please biggrin

:D :D

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk

Thanks for that voddy
I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:

wonder who causes us girls to have headaches tho dammy
Lack of the rumpity pumpity ??? dunno

All I can do is offer to cure

15 Nov 2005

Quote by Darkfire

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
=============
=

this is that ' when ya dont want it there's a queue at ya door, but when you do there's no-one around' thing isnt it? sod's law:
the minute you find someone who's a really good regular shag, the other 6 you've been chasing for months suddenly get all interested too......... and when there's no-one on the scene and ya gagging for it, ya best friend's name is Ann Summers. rolleyes

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.

Well, with me being the human version of this ........

..... I can vouch that sex does in fact make your skin smoother biggrin

......................
Providing I stay on my back mad

Smoothes out the lines etc, bugger all to do with that estrogen stuff confused

but when it's time to do the 'woman on top' thing, look down and the poor bugger thinks he's shagging a completely different woman :?

15 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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:doh:
Bugger, if I'd known that then I wouldn't have bothered taking them before flying and just joined the mile high club instead to cure my phobia rolleyes

Note to self to travel with willing sex partner next time and NOT my mother confused

Fee
XX

15 Nov 2005

Some good theories - I like the sex fairy - and reckon most of them are correct.
Definately true about the more you are getting the more you are offered!!

15 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
:doh:
Bugger, if I'd known that then I wouldn't have bothered taking them before flying and just joined the mile high club instead to cure my phobia
Note to self to travel with willing sex partner next time and NOT my mother
Fee
XX

Hmmmmmm :confused: :twisted:
Do the short haul flights from EMA to Glasgow reach a mile high dunno

:twisted:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by dambuster

:doh:
Bugger, if I'd known that then I wouldn't have bothered taking them before flying and just joined the mile high club instead to cure my phobia
Note to self to travel with willing sex partner next time and NOT my mother
Fee
XX

Hmmmmmm :confused: :twisted:
Do the short haul flights from EMA to Glasgow reach a mile high dunno

:twisted:
For you Dammie, I'll bend the rules.............doesn't have to be a mile wink

:twisted:
Fee
XX

15 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

Hmmmmmm :confused: :twisted:
Do the short haul flights from EMA to Glasgow reach a mile high :twisted:

For you Dammie, I'll bend the rules.............doesn't have to be a mile wink

:twisted:
Fee
XX
Sweetie - :therethere: on this occasion, you'd need to drive down to mine day before Scots II, then catch the flight back to Glasgow ex EMA at something like 7 am :shock:
OR
You two could book a the flight from Glasgow to EMA on the Sunday and spend the day with us :shock:

15 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
..i dont mean to be sceptical but i dont think point number 6 is true......
though if any ladies would be interested in setting up an experiment....purely for scientific purposes of course then let me know.........
oh please please please please please :D :D

oh go on then if we must.........all in the name of science tho you understand wink

16 Nov 2005

Seen that forward a 1000 times!!!

16 Nov 2005

Quote by vodka_babe22uk

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============

Thanks for that voddy kiss

I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:
wonder who causes us girls to have headaches tho dammy
Not enough sex in the first place? rotflmao