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I'M not messing with the sex fairy

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Quote by vodka_babe22uk
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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Thanks for that voddy kiss
I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:
Cassiopeia
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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How about the profiteroles I had for desserts too??!! rolleyes lol
Bloodrush
Forum Virgin
Quote by naughtynymphos1
sounds good to me, anyone up for a shag lol

You silver tongue temptress, I hardly know you, but in the name of medical science... me,me,me,me,me :lol: :lol:
Darkfire
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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this is that ' when ya dont want it there's a queue at ya door, but when you do there's no-one around' thing isnt it? sod's law:
the minute you find someone who's a really good regular shag, the other 6 you've been chasing for months suddenly get all interested too......... and when there's no-one on the scene and ya gagging for it, ya best friend's name is Ann Summers. rolleyes
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============

Thanks for that voddy kiss
I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:
wonder who causes us girls to have headaches tho dammy
<<<registered migrain sufferer..please give generously.... wink :twisted:
dargento
Orgasminator
..i dont mean to be sceptical but i dont think point number 6 is true......
though if any ladies would be interested in setting up an experiment....purely for scientific purposes of course then let me know.........
oh please please please please please biggrin :D :D
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Quote by vodka_babe22uk

Thanks for that voddy kiss
I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:

wonder who causes us girls to have headaches tho dammy
Lack of the rumpity pumpity ??? dunno
All I can do is offer to cure
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Darkfire

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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
=============
=

this is that ' when ya dont want it there's a queue at ya door, but when you do there's no-one around' thing isnt it? sod's law:
the minute you find someone who's a really good regular shag, the other 6 you've been chasing for months suddenly get all interested too......... and when there's no-one on the scene and ya gagging for it, ya best friend's name is Ann Summers. rolleyes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Missy
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make
love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair
shine and skin smooth.

Well, with me being the human version of this ........

..... I can vouch that sex does in fact make your skin smoother biggrin ......................
Providing I stay on my back mad Smoothes out the lines etc, bugger all to do with that estrogen stuff confused but when it's time to do the 'woman on top' thing, look down and the poor bugger thinks he's shagging a completely different woman :?
Unknown User
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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:doh:
Bugger, if I'd known that then I wouldn't have bothered taking them before flying and just joined the mile high club instead to cure my phobia rolleyes
Note to self to travel with willing sex partner next time and NOT my mother confused
Fee
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TallFunLondon
Orgasminator
Some good theories - I like the sex fairy - and reckon most of them are correct.
Definately true about the more you are getting the more you are offered!!
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee
:doh:
Bugger, if I'd known that then I wouldn't have bothered taking them before flying and just joined the mile high club instead to cure my phobia rolleyes
Note to self to travel with willing sex partner next time and NOT my mother confused
Fee
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Hmmmmmm :confused: :twisted:
Do the short haul flights from EMA to Glasgow reach a mile high dunno :twisted:
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Quote by dambuster

:doh:
Bugger, if I'd known that then I wouldn't have bothered taking them before flying and just joined the mile high club instead to cure my phobia rolleyes
Note to self to travel with willing sex partner next time and NOT my mother confused
Fee
XX

Hmmmmmm :confused: :twisted:
Do the short haul flights from EMA to Glasgow reach a mile high dunno :twisted:
For you Dammie, I'll bend the rules.............doesn't have to be a mile wink :twisted:
Fee
XX
Unknown User
Quote by LadyFeeBee

Hmmmmmm :confused: :twisted:
Do the short haul flights from EMA to Glasgow reach a mile high dunno :twisted:

For you Dammie, I'll bend the rules.............doesn't have to be a mile wink :twisted:
Fee
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Sweetie - :therethere: on this occasion, you'd need to drive down to mine day before Scots II, then catch the flight back to Glasgow ex EMA at something like 7 am :shock:
OR
You two could book a the flight from Glasgow to EMA on the Sunday and spend the day with us :shock:
naughtynymphos1
Sex God
Quote by dargento
..i dont mean to be sceptical but i dont think point number 6 is true......
though if any ladies would be interested in setting up an experiment....purely for scientific purposes of course then let me know.........
oh please please please please please biggrin :D :D

oh go on then if we must.........all in the name of science tho you understand wink
veejay
Orgasminator
Quote by vodka_babe22uk

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
=============

Thanks for that voddy kiss
I've been telling women that for years :lol2:
And now I have scientific proof :cool:
wonder who causes us girls to have headaches tho dammy
Not enough sex in the first place? rotflmao