I'm on Google!!!!!!!!!!!

9 Jun 2004

I didn't want to hijack Chrises thread even more - but had to tell someone!!!
I was searching Google, cos Chris said something about Francoise Sagan, and thought I better look her up so I would know what he was talking about.
Anyway, typed in the search box 'Francoise Sagan Biography' and look what was on the results!!!

SH Secret Handshake
... If so, what was the outcome of it? _________________ "A dress makes no sense
unless it inspires men to want to take it off you." Francoise Sagan. ...
www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10662.html - 83k - Cached - Similar pages

Nearly fell off my chair!!!! My mouthful of drink has just gone all over my monitor - via my nose :shock: It was just the last thing I was expecting to see :shock:
So am I the only one who can get herself up on a google search? Has anyone else managed it?
biggrin

9 Jun 2004

at least your not a google whack!

9 Jun 2004

OH Thanks Chris!!!! rolleyes

Do you work for google or something, I've only just got off there and you're sending me straight back confused

........ gonna have to go and see if I can google whack myself! cool

8-) 8-)
Only kidding you kiss

......... Now - are there any rules?
Oops, I got so excited about me being on there, I forgot to look at the other results :doh:

9 Jun 2004

no i don't but i wish i did, i ma be a Billionaire!
I think it could be a new craze google Whacking' sounds painful mind, could be dangerous! rolleyes

9 Jun 2004

Misschief in real life I am apparently an impressionist artist in the US and an emeritus professor fo Physics in Iowa
I also have a name sake who is a dentist in macclesfield , and one who is the head of a government dept in london. sorry nothing too exciting
Gilbert

9 Jun 2004

I done it!!!!! I google whacked myself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Took a few attempts as I kept coming up alongside a bondage site :shock:
But if this counts, then type in .........
francoise sagan, we have no secret handshake or nod to identify ourselves
:smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :smile2:

9 Jun 2004

Oh dear, have I done it wrong? dunno

do you have to use your name to do this google whacking lark?

9 Jun 2004

If you you get lots of random message-board pages smile

Yay! :)

9 Jun 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
My my Billy ....... you are busy :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I didn't get quite such a good result with 'MissChief' ...... 1660 results confused

..... but I am there :bounce: Page 5, the fourth one down :lol2:

9 Jun 2004

Omg i found myself,and in the No1 position as well,im stunned.
There are also various sex aids named after i thought this was the best.
The amazing new Turbo Suction Tongue has a soft, sensuous mouth that caresses the vaginal lips, and a powerful vibrating tongue that will drive your clit crazy. Just place the lips over yours to gently create the ideal level of suction with the Easy Squeeze Hand Bulb, then position the Tongue for ideal clitoral stimulation. Finally, turn on the vibration for shuddering pleasure as dual vibrating/sucking sensations send you into complete ecstacy. A durable suction cup base allows you to position yourself for almost any desired angle of stimulation. A truly incredible, multi-orgasmic pleasure toy!
(Multi-Speed Power Pack)
(Hint: Increase orgasmic response even more with a touch of our Viva Creme Enhancer!)

9 Jun 2004

Evening honey ! Mmmmmm, quite a star !! wink

A 'googlewhack' is typing two single words into Google and getting just one single result (anybody who likes Dave Gorman will know of this idea)
Still, even if your name isn't one you're still wonderfully unique in my eyes.....and can whack my google any time you wish :wink: :twisted:
Carpathian Googlenaut

9 Jun 2004

i wonder why everyone has left the forums to search on google!

9 Jun 2004

Theres some more as besides lol

Add exciting dimensions to your pleasure with this ultra-realistic vibrating tongue! Soft, flexible Jelly material produces incredibly lifelike "licking" motions for amazing pleasure sensations!
Muslims Internet Directory: "The Many Dangers of the Tongue" omg i might have Osama and his m8`s after me please mobilise the troops Sarge.

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Carpathian
Evening honey ! Mmmmmm, quite a star !!
A 'googlewhack' is typing two single words into Google and getting just one single result (anybody who likes Dave Gorman will know of this idea)
Still, even if your name isn't one you're still wonderfully unique in my eyes.....and can whack my google any time you wish :wink: :twisted:
Carpathian Googlenaut

Dave Gorman indeed but i think the term Google Whack could be about to change, How long until we see the topic 'Whack My Google'

9 Jun 2004

I'm not even going to begin to try my user name. lol

:lol: :lol:
According to Google I'm a *takes deep breath* hockey-playing, doctor specialising in ventilation components (must be to get rid of all the hot air), who can offer you a great mortgage and I've got a new album of English-style blues due out soon. confused

Sounds about right *sniff*
:lol:

9 Jun 2004

Oh no!!!
Just read my new last name redface

ops: I really didn't intend it to come out like that, looks so not right now it's written down! :oops:
It makes me look a right dirty 'google whacker' confused

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Jun 2004

US TOO!!!!!!
Weve just done a search for ClarenSteve and it came up with 3 different results.
2 were from posts on here and one was for our ad.
Dont know wether to be proud that were on google or a bit disturbed by it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! confused

:? :shock:
Clare and Steve,xxx

9 Jun 2004

Oh Shittidy Shit!!!
I pressed bluddy edit again instead of post reply and wiped out my last post completely!!! So now, once again, looks like I'm talking utter bluddy nonsense rolleyes

OK nobody move, has anyone got the post I 'edited' in its original form on their page? dunno

9 Jun 2004

well when i put me into it.. i am the ONLY one that comes up.. means i am OFFICIALLY the worlds ONLY WBB lol

9 Jun 2004

Thatâ€™s pretty impressive to be the only one listed on a google search! Youâ€™re certainly unique; funnily enough I had 259 lists. I wonder why! I may have to change my name to be a proper Google Whack!

9 Jun 2004

:happy: Works for us too!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

9 Jun 2004

uch: Sadly ours also brings up references to culture plates in some laboratory somewhere! Nice!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx

9 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh Shittidy Shit!!!
I pressed bluddy edit again instead of post reply and wiped out my last post completely!!! So now, once again, looks like I'm talking utter bluddy nonsense
OK nobody move, has anyone got the post I 'edited' in its original form on their page?

You mean this, darling ???

Quote by Misschief, just before she lost it,
and can whack my google any time you wish :twisted:
Carpathian Googlenaut

Isn't he romantic
:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: hump

hmmmmmmm so just two words is it, that's buggered up my google whack :cry:

Quote by MISSCHIEF
francoise sagan, we have no secret handshake or nod to identify ourselves

MissChief - soon to me 'Misschiefietta fairyumphdomuff' by deed poll cool

sure to work 8-)
Ooooooh, the things I do for you !! :wink:

9 Jun 2004

I'm on google too........ :shock:
I'm famous I'm famous ........ :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

9 Jun 2004

Quote by Carpathian
Ooooooh, the things I do for you !!

Oh you certainly do it for me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Thank you hunny kiss

now, please slot the post Carpy saved for me and pop it in above me 'Shittidy Shitting' and it should make some sense :confused:

Quote by the_tongue
The amazing new Turbo Suction Tongue has a soft, sensuous mouth that caresses the vaginal lips, and a powerful vibrating tongue that will drive your clit crazy. Just place the lips over yours to gently create the ideal level of suction with the Easy Squeeze Hand Bulb, then position the Tongue for ideal clitoral stimulation. Finally, turn on the vibration for shuddering pleasure as dual vibrating/sucking sensations send you into complete ecstacy. A durable suction cup base allows you to position yourself for almost any desired angle of stimulation. A truly incredible, multi-orgasmic pleasure toy!
(Multi-Speed Power Pack)

OMG That, I need :twisted:
adds it to her ever growing Christmas list :notes:

9 Jun 2004

Quote by the_tongue
The amazing new Turbo Suction Tongue has a soft, sensuous mouth that caresses the vaginal lips, and a powerful vibrating tongue that will drive your clit crazy. Just place the lips over yours to gently create the ideal level of suction with the Easy Squeeze Hand Bulb, then position the Tongue for ideal clitoral stimulation. Finally, turn on the vibration for shuddering pleasure as dual vibrating/sucking sensations send you into complete ecstacy. A durable suction cup base allows you to position yourself for almost any desired angle of stimulation. A truly incredible, multi-orgasmic pleasure toy!
(Multi-Speed Power Pack)

OMG That, I need :twisted:
adds it to her ever growing Christmas list :notes:
That Tongue Guy, he is all talk, but hey what a talk, embarassing, wow!!!
ladies enjoy!!!! and then demand the real thing at the next munch

9 Jun 2004

well it took a LOT of practise...... but i know exactly how to position this "tongue" thing for clitoral stimulation! wink

9 Jun 2004

Wow this is scary!
112 finds for Jezzay - 2 of which were extracts from SH postings and 1 from AFF.
BIg brother is etc etc.
Jezzay
PS the other 109? All in German. Don't ask me!

9 Jun 2004

I did a google search on my name (Shireen) and I didn't think it would come back with much at all..... How wrong can a person be!! :shock:
Lets just say that there are alot of references to a couple of erm..... "adult film stars" :shock: :shock: redface

ops: with the name Shireen and heaps of restaurants as well....
It also came up with a link to a posting made by sarge saying he would give me one... :shock: :shock:
There is one little plus though.... Apparantly Madonna's mother-in-law is called Shireen as well... lol

:lol:
Shireen
xxx

10 Jun 2004

GOOGLE WHACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did it!! I did it!! I did it!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I typed in two words just like the rules said 'Misschief Handshake'
oops, running late now, better get ready for work! bolt