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I'm say here nekkid as a Jaybird...

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Except for...
Tartan socks (Don't ask)
Calvin boxers (£8 for 12 pair so must be genuine)
Non branded Joggers (I'm too cheap to buy a "Name" brand)
White T-shirt with "I'm going nucking futs"
Non- branded fleece (see Joggers)
Nike woolly hat (it was a pressie)
Homer Simpson slippers.
But apart from them, I'm totally nekkid.
(It's OK to drool, ladies. I understand, lol)
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Except for...
Tartan socks (Don't ask)
Calvin boxers (£8 for 12 pair so must be genuine)
Non branded Joggers (I'm too cheap to buy a "Name" brand)
White T-shirt with "I'm going nucking futs"
Non- branded fleece (see Joggers)
Nike woolly hat (it was a pressie)
Homer Simpson slippers.
But apart from them, I'm totally nekkid.
(It's OK to drool, ladies. I understand, lol)

You not got heating in your house hunni??? rotflmao
I've not been well.
A severe case of wallet depletion caused by allowing wife out to buy clothes.
Who needs to spend £470 on a 2-piece just for a Christening????
Evening, Fluffy thing.
I don't think these lovely people understand my humour yet but I'll Percy Vera. lol
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Evening, Fluffy thing.
I don't think these lovely people understand my humour yet but I'll Percy Vera. lol

lol
(lucky old Vera....;) )
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I've not been well.
A severe case of wallet depletion caused by allowing wife out to buy clothes.
Who needs to spend £470 on a 2-piece just for a Christening????

Well - you'd complain if she turned up in "No name joggers" - FFS!!!!
Don't forget she'll need cash for her hair too on the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
ES - don't listen to me hunni, I promise I won't need ALL of the above next weekend!!! rotflmao
What did I do?
redface surprisedops:
All I remember is offering to make your boobs move independantly, lol
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What did I do?
redface surprisedops:
All I remember is offering to make your boobs move independantly, lol

LOL!!! I mean the PMs...all your advice ;)
(never knew you were so experienced :mrgreen: )
KcK.... I'm not mean really.
I don't begrudge her a penny of what she spends.
She earned it as much as i did.
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KcK.... I'm not mean really.
I don't begrudge her a penny of what she spends.
She earned it as much as i did.

I was teasing hunni xx
Ahhhhh, you mean by saying stuff like keeping info about meets off the boards as much as poss to thwart the Press?
I just had to go back and see what I wrote in the PMs, lol
KcK... I know that sweets. xx
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KcK... I know that sweets. xx

passionkiss
You can snuggle up and kiss as much as you like but lay a finger on my grapes and you're history, lol
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Except for...
Tartan socks (Don't ask)
Calvin boxers (£8 for 12 pair so must be genuine)
Non branded Joggers (I'm too cheap to buy a "Name" brand)
White T-shirt with "I'm going nucking futs"
Non- branded fleece (see Joggers)
Nike woolly hat (it was a pressie)
Homer Simpson slippers.
But apart from them, I'm totally nekkid.
(It's OK to drool, ladies. I understand, lol)

You not got heating in your house hunni??? rotflmao
And there you were yesterday telling us how warm it is down south :shock:
I feel the cold at times, but even I don't wear that much clothing wink
Tracy-Jayne
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Except for...
Tartan socks (Don't ask)
Calvin boxers (£8 for 12 pair so must be genuine)
Non branded Joggers (I'm too cheap to buy a "Name" brand)
White T-shirt with "I'm going nucking futs"
Non- branded fleece (see Joggers)
Nike woolly hat (it was a pressie)
Homer Simpson slippers.
But apart from them, I'm totally nekkid.
(It's OK to drool, ladies. I understand, lol)

All that clothing sounds like your going down with something, looks like you'l be drooling form ya nose in the morning :cry:
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You can snuggle up and kiss as much as you like but lay a finger on my grapes and you're history, lol

Ya bugger!!!!!!!!!!!
What about this?????????????

69position hump
redface
I guess I can always get more grapes, lol