I`ve been here exactly a year to the day.......probably every bloody day (If I could have got away with it) :shock:
The past year as some of you know has been a tough one, with my being pretty bloody ill, unemployment, dead people leaving us with a disabled person to look out for and two households to run (how dare he), eviction notice...the list goes on, but never did you hear me whinge.
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I joined this forum as member number 12668 and yet am the sixth highest poster, having posted more than any of the members, many of the mods, and have posted more than the site owner himself :shock: Given my PM activity, this can be doubled..........again, I`m really very sorry.
No I`m not. I lied. :mrgreen:
In my time here I have been a model member. Never have I become upset with other members, or crossed swords with Foxy. Never would I have dreamed of promoting psychobabble across the board, or the winding up of mods. Never have I had a thread locked. Never have I engaged in abuse so worrying with Ice, that another had to PM me to check that we were in fact joking. Never have I been as self-important as to post links to my own threads and posts (33 to be precise
) . I have never posted a serious sexual thread, and neither have I juiced all over the forum, for that would just be crass, but I did once witness G trying to dampen down a contentious era on the forum, which is akin to being witness to a UFO. I have risen above the temptation of hurling abuse at people or pick on a newbie, proving that I can, in fact practice, what I preach. It`s a good job too, else Sarge may have been tempted to deactivate my account...three bloody times :huh:.....but of course, this never happened either. I have been the soul of discretion, and a pillar of strength, kept my inner thoughts to myself, maintaining that air of mystery which oozes seduction. I am the pinnacle of femininity and sophistication, the testamony to motherhood, and the most unpretentious and non-self absorbed person you could ever hope to meet. I am also always right. I have given much of value to this community, but no, no need to thank me I do it all willingly, because that is just the kind of person I am. So this in mind, I shall continue be the self-sacrificing person that I am, and stick around for years and years and years and years and years to come :twisted:, so I can be the shining example of humanity which everybody here hopes to acheive one :// Together we shall make this world a better place. :mrgreen:
And you all thought I`d thank Mark, the mods, the good friends who I`ve made along the way (you know who you are), emphasise the value of the social life SH offers, which has dictated that my time with you guys consists of 90% socialising, and 10% swinging, and tell you all that I wouldn`t change that for the world, speak of the confidence I`ve gained, from being able to express myself in the way I want, around people who live for expression, instead of wanting to stifle it, how this has influenced all corners of my life, how I wouldn`t have become the person I am now, as quickly as I have.....and all that bollocks didn`t you?
Well, you were wrong.
*sighs*
When will you little people learn? It`s only a website FFS!
Besides, shit like that makes Neilinleeds cry.
Pussy.
Venusxxx
Oh yeah, forgot to mention, there`s a bloke who figures in all this somewhere, I forget his name......something to do with chocolate I think........
Live long and prosper 
Personally, I like them both, but more SW than ST :mrgreen: (and why is this emoticon called 'mrgreen'? Doesn't seem appropriate)
