I'm WHERE!

25 Mar 2004

Just looking back the other day I realised what a boring old git I have reason you ask?Well if you didn't you're still going to get it.I was just going through a list of places I have woken recollection of how I got there or anything.
HSBC Bank in Preston-after night out in Manchester
Manchester Airport-after night out in Bolton
Some girls wardrobes - after saying to mates that I was going for a quick pint 3 days was a favourite of mine because I got out and asked who she was and she in turn asked me who I was to which I answered "fuck this I'm going for a fish finger butty" and toddled off to her kitchen.
So where have you strangely woken up? I'm sure you can make me laugh, the nearest I get to this these days is to go downstairs and forget why I'm down there! confused

:2fingers:

25 Mar 2004

I woke up in a skip, once, next to an Irish Gentleman who insisted I share his bottle of cough lynctus. biggrin

Slainte!

25 Mar 2004

Woke up next to Heather once!! :twisted:
Mal
lol

25 Mar 2004

once after a night out i woke up ........ in my own bed!!!!!!!
what a crap night that was!!!!!!!
sad

25 Mar 2004

Lucky You Mal!!!! lol

25 Mar 2004

OMG, Sigo - where do you get the idea from these threads from?:shock:
This has brought back memories of a couple of VERY embarrassing stories that I have no intention of sharing in the Forum as a whole. redface

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Sappho still hasn't stopped laughing yet from when I told them to her! :oops:
Thanks, Sigo, for bringing me out in a cold sweat! evil

25 Mar 2004

Quote by Heather
I woke up in a skip, once, next to an Irish Gentleman who insisted I share his bottle of cough lynctus.
Slainte!

Oh Heather ..... I was in stitches reading that ....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Lucy kiss

25 Mar 2004

I was once woken by a work colleague, after he found me a sleep in the doorway of the local Woolworthâ€™s store. He was delivering the post there when he found me, something I should have been doing somewhere else in town at the time redface

. Needless to say I left the post office shortly after, mornings never really where my thing.
And on the subject of becoming boring I remember when I was a younger lad?, doing some real non stop Weekenders, It was not unknown for me to travel up to Glasgow on a Friday for a Speedway meeting then back to the midlands on a coach overnight, most properly drinking all the way, get home about 5am have about 30 minutes kip wake up have a shower, and then decide to jump on train back up to Wigan (or some other 3rd division ground) to watch a football match before spending the night clubbing in Blackpool, I could only have got about 4 hours sleep all weekend back then. I fear them days are long since past me, but you never know come the NW munch I may be able to keep it up all weekend. Viagra anyone
wink

25 Mar 2004

In my YOOF, when I tried unsucessfully to drink the local winebar dry, i fell asleep and awoke in an anti room about 3am. Trying to get out, I set off the alarm and the cops thought it was funny i was trying to get out and not rob the place!

25 Mar 2004

OH, yes I once fell asleep during, The Prodigy at V97. 8)

25 Mar 2004

I woke up in a skip, once, next to an Irish Gentleman who insisted I share his bottle of cough lynctus.

Oh! Bejesus Heather darlinâ€™! Dat wasnâ€™t me Lynctus bottle. Dat was me urine sample, so it was! lol

Kinky Lizard ere for da craick

25 Mar 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Lucky You Mal!!!!

We have to make our own luck Helen - and I was VERY lucky!!
Mal
:lol:

25 Mar 2004

So you were Mal.....I hope you had a good time......next time make sure you include me!!! :twisted: LoL