Imminent bra drought

27 Aug 2005

Due to the fact that 6 million Chinese-made bras are currently held 'in limbo' (probably a warehouse near Slough) due to trade quotas or sumfink, a serious bra shortage may soon be upon us.
Purely in a spirit of selfless altruism wink

, I am prepared to offer my services as a 'human bra' to any woman who finds herself temporarily unsupported. My hands are guaranteed warm and would fit anything up to a generous C cup. For ladies with a little more up front, I'm sure arrangements can be made for a two man team.
Alternatively, take one handle from each of two Tesco carrier bags and tie them together, then put your arms through the other two handles and tie them behind your back.
Guys, if there's a boxer shorts-age, you're on your own :shock: .

27 Aug 2005

That made me giggle Phil lol

thanks for that and if I should find myself in need of some help I'll bear you in mind! wink

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Alleyson
That made me giggle Phil thanks for that and if I should find myself in need of some help I'll bear you in mind!

Oh I thought you would have said I'll ask you to lend me a hand :wink:
Dev biggrin

27 Aug 2005

The man you want is Ray Mears...
He'll make ya a bra from a coconut and some vine. The man's a genius!
Paul.

27 Aug 2005

aww a real gent on swinging heaven at last wink

27 Aug 2005

Quote by Alleyson
That made me giggle Phil

Do you know, when I scanned over that quickly, I thought you said "That made me jiggle"
Brought all kind of warm thoughts to mind.

27 Aug 2005

Oh my god, what I am going to do? No bra and I get to black eyes when I run for the bus!! DarkeyedPhil, can I put in an order for one of these new fangled bras please? Just know that I will have serious problems if I have to 'braless' lol

27 Aug 2005

put me down for one of them fandangled bras phil.
can we have a trial session pleeeeeeeeeeeeease
sierra x x lol

27 Aug 2005

I think that this "BRA WARS" thingy that the EU (nay, Peter Mandleson) has gotten usinto is all a load of pants!

28 Aug 2005

personaly i dont normaly wear one only on special occasions but i'll keep you in mind lol.....

28 Aug 2005

Always ready to lend a hand or two, Dev. And fear not NN - the age of chivalry is not dead, though a suit of armour and a fully extended lance does tend to attract attention lol

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Sierra, trial session is an excellent idea....just for research purposes, of course, ensure a nice snug fit. NWC, can't have you blacking your own - or anyone elses! - eyes :shock:; having studied your avatar...closely, ahem...I think you need the super deluxe edition.
Hmmm, Ray Mears, Scoob - suppose he could cover all sizes from scooped out limes to watermelons, but my hands are more adjustable and not at all sticky...honest.
fun4u2c, is going braless common practice in the NE? I've often thought of moving up there ;).
Partyman, pants - or panties? Oh my, what if there's a panties shortage? Half the female populattion could be walking round with no panties...<wicked grin>...oh dearie me, how sad, never mind smile

29 Aug 2005

hi everyone.
heard on the news the morning, that all ur bras shall be releaed within the next month.
he he.
this is due to some quoters on chinese imports.
so no more panda eyes girls.
btw, it was peter mandleson, handling the release.
what he know about bras anyway. he is on a sticky wicket.
lol

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29 Aug 2005

Quote by etfcboy1971
heard on the news the morning, that all ur bras shall be releaed within the next month.
he he.

Thank god for that!!! if it had gone on much longer some women might have sagged enough that slinging a boob over each shoulder was the only lasting solution.

29 Aug 2005

Quote by partyman
I think that this "BRA WARS" thingy that the EU (nay, Peter Mandleson) has gotten usinto is all a load of pants!

It's the second boxers rebellion the Chinese have been involved in. lol

29 Aug 2005

Can you make me one in the interest of research purposes only, of course lol

30 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Can you make me one in the interest of research purposes only, of course

Why, naturally. I'm working on a new development - the Massage-O-Matic, comes with integral massage oil dispenser. Perhaps you'd like to try that: needs a lot of testing to get it just right .... biggrin

5 Sep 2005

ok, girls.
no more panda eyes for u all.
the bra drought is over.
the said bras shall be released by the end of the week.
etfcboy.
lol

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5 Sep 2005

Dammit the bra drought is over I was so looking forward to nice nips standing out every were lol

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6 Sep 2005

Bras? Can't stand em............ they get in the way of progress.. hehehe