Importance of a trimmed bush

23 Jun 2011

Reading an initial air accident investigation report into a helicopter incident today and I had to lol

The instructor stated that, although he was aware of the bush, he incorrectly assessed its position and distance from the tail rotor. The bush has been trimmed.

Sorry bush lovers but I bet the advice from the final report is going to be:
'all large bushes in helicopter training areas must be trimmed'
Not the more sensible:
'stay away from bushes in your helicopter you stupid fucker!'
:giggle:
Any other examples of stupid conclusions from the crazy world of officialdom???
Edited to correct spelling of 'officialdom' - i didnt think this was even a real word redface

23 Jun 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser
Reading an initial air accident investigation report into a helicopter incident today and I had to
The instructor stated that, although he was aware of the bush, he incorrectly assessed its position and distance from the tail rotor. The bush has been trimmed.

Sorry bush lovers but I bet the advice from the final report is going to be:
'all large bushes in helicopter training areas must be trimmed'
Not the more sensible:
'stay away from bushes in your helicopter you stupid fucker!'
:giggle:
Any other examples of stupid conclusions from the crazy world of officaldom???
Just watch the apprentice :huh:

23 Jun 2011

Oh, I thought BF was asking for help with trimming his nuts. I was right in there, feet and fingers first, clippers in hand :twisted:
As you were....

23 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
Oh, I thought BF was asking for help with trimming his nuts. I was right in there, feet and fingers first, clippers in hand :twisted:
As you were....

Trimming his nuts!? Blimey Bloke that's a step further than trimming a bush lol

23 Jun 2011

Quote by Lost
Oh, I thought BF was asking for help with trimming his nuts. I was right in there, feet and fingers first, clippers in hand :twisted:
As you were....

Trimming his nuts!? Blimey Bloke that's a step further than trimming a bush lol

It's like a BDSM thing Lost - kinda sorts the men from the boys.
Hope you're both well smile

23 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
Oh, I thought BF was asking for help with trimming his nuts. I was right in there, feet and fingers first, clippers in hand :twisted:
As you were....

Trimming his nuts!? Blimey Bloke that's a step further than trimming a bush lol

It's like a BDSM thing Lost - kinda sorts the men from the boys.
Hope you're both well smile

One is now laughing and one is cringing Bloke :lol: but both well thank you :)

23 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
It's like a BDSM thing Lost - kinda sorts the men from the boys.

Or the men from the eunuchs lol

(and no, i don't need anything trimming or otherwise adjusting...perv):rude:

23 Jun 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu

(and no, i don't need anything trimming or otherwise adjusting...perv):rude:

You sure? :twisted:

23 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke

(and no, i don't need anything trimming or otherwise adjusting...perv):rude:

You sure? :twisted:
Are you following me in the hope i might stop very suddenly or drop something? lol

23 Jun 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu

(and no, i don't need anything trimming or otherwise adjusting...perv):rude:

You sure? :twisted:
Are you following me in the hope i might stop very suddenly or drop something? lol

No, I'd fall in, bucketarse :twisted:
I have one thing to say to you. Love Eggs :twisted:

23 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
I have one thing to say to you. Love Eggs :twisted:

Yes, I do- chocolate or scrambled usually :mrgreen:

23 Jun 2011

Quote by meat2pleaseu
.... Yes, I do- chocolate or scrambled usually :mrgreen:

I've heard ;)
If you didn't have SUCH a big knob I wouldn't be interested... it's not your charm you know lol

23 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
.... Yes, I do- chocolate or scrambled usually :mrgreen:

I've heard ;)
If you didn't have SUCH a big knob I wouldn't be interested... it's not your charm you know lol

Hmmmmpfff! rolleyes

23 Jun 2011

Pulls up chair and popcorn:giggle:

23 Jun 2011

Pulls up her nuts and sits on a chair confused

:?

23 Jun 2011

Quote by anais
Pulls up her nuts and sits on a chair :?

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
That was a tea meets laptop moment for some reason :lol2:

24 Jun 2011

Quote by Dawnie
Pulls up her nuts and sits on a chair :?

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
That was a tea meets laptop moment for some reason :lol2:
That's not as funny as it might seem if you happen to be stuck wearing a 4" ball stretcher sad

24 Jun 2011

Quote by Lost

That's not as funny as it might seem if you happen to be stuck wearing a 4" ball stretcher

Im inquisitive by nature, but Im not even going to google that, my window is open and me screaming EEEuugh!!!!!!!!! might upset the neighbours lol

24 Jun 2011

Quote by Big_Fraser

That's not as funny as it might seem if you happen to be stuck wearing a 4" ball stretcher

Im inquisitive by nature, but Im not even going to google that, my window is open and me screaming EEEuugh!!!!!!!!! might upset the neighbours lol

24 Jun 2011

Quote by Lost

That's not as funny as it might seem if you happen to be stuck wearing a 4" ball stretcher

Im inquisitive by nature, but Im not even going to google that, my window is open and me screaming EEEuugh!!!!!!!!! might upset the neighbours lol

how uncouth
no..... candle wax smackbottom

24 Jun 2011

Lost, I edited your post to keep it clear of the AUP. ;-)
And to make sure that photo didn't jump out at me again!!! :scared:

24 Jun 2011

We had a classic at work. Picture the scene:---
Classroom course. Bored (ie not concentrating) apprentice at the back. Fiddling about with the metal table legs and sticks his finger in one of those holes where the screws are. A couple of hours of soaping, pushing, pulling (calm down B1oke) the firebrigade are called (I said calm down!) and they cut the leg off the table and just manage to use soap/water and plenty of heave-ho and rescue the poor lad's finger.
The HSE guy was filling out the form in the office and read out the questions as he filled them in. Question 3 : cause of the incident and I piped up "rank stupidity". Apparently he wasn't allowed to put that.
The result? the company spent £xx on rubber inserts and someone had to go round every room in the building identifying the tables with finger-sized holes and stuff the rubber inserts firmly in (someone get B1oke the smelling salts).
What a pillock! I would certainly have made the lad do the stuffing. He was let off with a telling off. And we EMPLOY people with that level of intelligence!

25 Jun 2011

Quote by foxylady2209
What a pillock! I would certainly have made the lad do the stuffing. He was let off with a telling off. And we EMPLOY people with that level of intelligence!

:doh:
I can relate to that on two levels.. one the classroom environment and two, a bloke sticking his fingers in holes lol

Was he hot - it helps with the image I'm forming here of him, a fireman and a hole with a finger in...
Oh and Dawnie and anais, have you finished the popcorn yet? You might need more, Fraser is weakening and MTPU is just a big homo-wannabe anyway flipa

25 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
What a pillock! I would certainly have made the lad do the stuffing. He was let off with a telling off. And we EMPLOY people with that level of intelligence!

:doh:
I can relate to that on two levels.. one the classroom environment and two, a bloke sticking his fingers in holes lol

Was he hot - it helps with the image I'm forming here of him, a fireman and a hole with a finger in...
Oh and Dawnie and anais, have you finished the popcorn yet? You might need more, Fraser is weakening and MTPU is just a big homo-wannabe anyway flipa

The firemen all turned up in a rush and had somehow forgotten to put on their trousers so were doing the work in half-uniform and half black glossy thongs. The flexing of the buttocks as they worked was a sight to behold. One of them was clearly into body-building and was still oiled from his morning session. wave

25 Jun 2011

Quote by bIoke
MTPU is just a big homos fantasy :moon:

:mrgreen: