Important Home Office Notice

22 Jul 2005

Hi All, I had this e-mail circular this morning and although clearly the subject of terrorism is a serious one this really tickled me!! lol

:lol:
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism
and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this
Monday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that Al 'Quaeda are against alcohol consumption
and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours
this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase
them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust
to Al 'Quaeda and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists
amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a
terrorist.
Regards
The Home Office

22 Jul 2005

Standby for a little flak, possibly rolleyes

- but that made me chuckle.
Where exactly is your office by the way; I think I might be free on Monday at 3 wink

22 Jul 2005

Quote by wycombeman1976
Hi All, I had this e-mail circular this morning and although clearly the subject of terrorism is a serious one this really tickled me!! :lol:
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism
and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this
Monday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that Al 'Quaeda are against alcohol consumption
and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours
this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase
them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust
to Al 'Quaeda and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists
amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a
terrorist.
Regards
The Home Office

Well I won't be chasing women with a beer in my hand but a few on here think I am sympathetic to the terrorist anyway smile

22 Jul 2005

I'd chase women with a beer in my hand if it supports anti-terrorism :twisted:

22 Jul 2005

Quote by wycombeman1976
Hi All, I had this e-mail circular this morning and although clearly the subject of terrorism is a serious one this really tickled me!! :lol:
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism
and we are being encouraged to demonstrate against these terrorists this
Monday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that Al 'Quaeda are against alcohol consumption
and think it is sinful to look at a naked woman. Therefore, at 15:00 hours
this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase
them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust
to Al 'Quaeda and will hopefully help us in detecting the terrorists
amongst us, so anybody who does not do as proposed will be deemed a
terrorist.
Regards
The Home Office

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22 Jul 2005

sounds like a cunning plan to me....show some respects towards Islam while you're running around naked only handle your meat with your right hand ..!!!