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In need of a new word- thinking caps at the ready please!

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Mistress. Ever thought about that word? Or more to the point, why it has no male equivalent? ( I hope- or now I look like a complete twat!)
I'm finding myself in need of a new word- my old invention of "Hublet" doesn't quite fit. FB (no, not you FB) is much to coarse. The phrase "lustful liasons" was coined to bridge the gap to describe the sexual encounters, but "the person I have lustful liasons with" is a bit of a gobfull, even for me.
So, I've scratched my head long enough, and it's now time to let the creative geniuses that linger within to have a shot.
Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to create a word to describe the male equivalent of a mistress.............good luck! wink
hobby-hubby?
minor-mr?
mini-mr?
PTL>part time lover<?
mattress?
mat(e)tress
sometime-funtime?
what do I know?
lp
How about "your current squeeze"?!
Quote by LondonPlaything
hobby-hubby?

I like that one :thumbup:
If he is younger than you surely he is a toyboy lol
Gigolo :lol:
Your fancy man :lol:
DD
An ex used to call me his "knob-thob", and he was my "minge-twinge" redface
Quote by Cherrytree
An ex used to call me his "knob-thob", and he was my "minge-twinge" redface

Eeeeuuuuwwww!!!!
Is a cross between a Master and a Mistress... a Mattress? dunno
Quote by PoloLady
Is a cross between a Master and a Mistress... a Mattress? dunno

Quote by LondonPlaything
hobby-hubby?
minor-mr?
mini-mr?
PTL>part time lover<?
mattress?
mat(e)tress
sometime-funtime?
what do I know?
lp
sorry...felt a bit *smart-arsy* there...shan't do it again redface
lp
Loverette
Giggiebud
Gigglet
Bedbud
Bouncator
Lustation
Dialanob
Nob Ration
Loaner-boner
Totty-temp
Man-Candy
Why not go back to Middle English - I think

swain

is a good word.
Snatchster
Muffalator
Willymate
BuddyBuck
Buckster
Intermedimate
IndieHub
Quote by winchwench
Mistress. Ever thought about that word? Or more to the point, why it has no male equivalent? ( I hope- or now I look like a complete twat!)
So, I've scratched my head long enough, and it's now time to let the creative geniuses that linger within to have a shot.
Your mission, should you chose to accept it, is to create a word to describe the male equivalent of a mistress.............good luck! wink

I just know I'm gonna regret this but.........'Master' ?
redface
A big boy made me do it then ran away honest!!!
Snowhawk
Quote by MikeNorth
Why not go back to Middle English - I think

swain
is a good word.

It is a good word indeed wink
bangerman
extramate
ondemand
callaway
extraspice
if multiples, one of a;
spicewrack
bop n go
lp
edit:I see some folks suggestions becoming other's usernames in the future! anyone for copyright?
Snogler
Humpler
Williphant
SemiSpouse
Semidetachment
Quote by PoloLady
Snogler
Humpler
Williphant
SemiSpouse
Semidetachment
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Stop her, someone please!
Quote by MikeNorth
Snogler
Humpler
Williphant
SemiSpouse
Semidetachment
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Stop her, someone please!
I'm just getting warmed up :rascal:
Orgasmate
BouncyBud
BootyBoy
Fornifella
Cumrade
Meatmate
Thrustafarian
Bonk manager
Just got back to this as Im rushing out the door, but thanks for the suggestions guys & girls! lol
I'm sure there'll be something in there I can use!
BTW- he's quite a bit older than me actually (and NOT the sugar daddy type!).
Thrustafarian- OMG don't let RPM see that! :giggle:
Maybe we should see some photos of him, if he is a site member?? :P to help us.
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Maybe we should see some photos of him, if he is a site member?? :P to help us.

He's not- and wouldn't be into the scene at all. Sadly he's wayyyy to sensitive, which is such an ass as I'd soooo love a threesome with him & Mr W- coz they both know the buttons to press! :twisted:
How did you know he's simple?
wink
Quote by winchwench
How did you know he's simple?
wink

Tut. He's a man, silly. lol
Quote by winchwench
How did you know he's simple?
or indeed, accurate?
lp
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How did you know he's simple?
or indeed, accurate?
lp
He may not always hit the spot.....but he aims to please :rascal:
so he's a sometime OGB.....
Oldie But Goodie...
lp