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In Praise of Swingers Stories

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I have read the differing points of view concerning the swinging stories and some do concern me. I do appreciate the quantity listed does appear to be increasing and something needs to be done but the idea of a panel of selected members assessing others content, grammar and suitability fills me with horror. That is elitism in my view, especially if the said panel contribute themselves, I can imagine them enthusing over each others stories. No offence meant to anyone.
Of course, in my view, any obviously including subjects like , Children, and etc should immediately be removed and those who post them banned.
Some people deliberately form their stories without correct grammar for effect as do some published Authors, others genuinely just write as it comes to mind and perhaps do not have the time or even the education to format correctly but it doesn’t make their contribution less valid or suitable for editing by an individual or panel. Censorship comes to mind.
I have posted a couple of stories and received a mixed response, which is fine, and in the main they have been from members who never post in any of the Forum categories but interestingly nevertheless like to communicate their critique as well as their own thoughts and ideas by e-mail, which is an added benefit for me.
I hope this doesn’t appear to be a whinge, which is not the intention, I think the Site is fantastic and the Swingers Stories are in the main very good and some quite original, so look forward to reading them.
Why not just set a time limit for them to be on view, say a month, and then archive them as a group by month, for reference at a later date if members wish. I don’t have a clue about Computers but surely proficient people like Mark can do that.
Or perhaps a panel of like minded members could be formed to view suggestions, decide and implement the best solution. Sorry <s>
Who am I to say what should be done!!!
Seriously, I just wanted to stand up for members to have the freedom to post stories in their original form and be encouraged, not criticised.
Now, about me when I was thirteen and my dad took me to his friends Horse Stables with our randy Great Dane to show me how a young filly meets a stallion for the first time and he explained all about the birds and the bees as I was of the right age to know these things and participate to see how good it makes me feel. Subtle
Joking aside, after all, at the end of the day, for a woman or man, which is better? A good earthy sex session or a good story?
And what is wrong with kissing!! I like it. I am rambling now.
No contest, I give up, what am I doing reading all these swinging stories anyway at my age? Just frustrates me and makes me yearn for the late 70’s again. I was slim then with a trim waist <s>, not big tits and arse, they should all be deleted, that’s the solution. Back to Womens Weekly Stories when I’m not busy with the real thing. Where did I put the dam vibrator pouch this morning?
What’s that I read in Swingers Stories ? In the Toilet on a Plane? Oh God !! mmmmmmmm, what a thought. No, perhaps too cramped for me these days.
A Black 12” for you Lady Muriel? You should be so lucky hon, most guys I meet these days measure in Centimetres, can’t see their cocks, or think of a number and double it.
Do you really have to watch United at the same time, its just a game and this carpet is rough on my sensitive nipples after a while and my tits are flattened, I’m not a cushion and I cant see anything with my head down on the carpet, ok thanks for the cushion anyway, yes I do understand you need to see the TV in case they score and it’s a very important match. Yes, I know it will help it get hard again in the break quicker if I lick and suck it while you have a quick beer. Is Beckham playing? Oh, I didn’t know that. Why? Where does Posh live then?
Ooooh That’s better, go on, feels good now, have they scored again? Or are they cheering you hon?
Oh Bugger!!! Not again!! These cheap batteries from the Saturday Market are not worth buying; only lasting a few days. I wonder, does EverReady Everard make this type of battery?
Ah well, it’s a Dildo for now.
mmmmmmmmmmmm. aaggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. .C mmmmmmmmmm
Oh dear, I’m all wet now.
Where was I ?
Oh, I remember when this vibrator was white not grey, so was the sheet. What a mess.
Oh dear, and I finished the washing today, the laundry basket is empty and I am superstitious and don’t want to put anything else in it today.
I know, I will turn it around to the other side of the bed for tonight and then wash it tomorrow.
Look what one of you two did last night!!! You both said you had condoms on all the time!!
My husband never does that on the sheet. He is back tomorrow and can’t see this.
No, I don’t f…… want to watch footy while having sex in bed tonight.
I think I will put an ad in Swinging Heaven. Nice genuine people there and no bloody football.
Oh, there’s a new Swinging Story posted.
Bye
Pardon? What ? No I don’t know what succinct means. Pithy? What language is that?
Write your own bloody stories then. Wanker. No offence meant <s>
Shirl
As the person who originally raised this subject I would like to say that I agree with you that some of the stories are quite good, the fact that some aren't grammatically correct is irrelevent and I wasn't talking about those. It was the content of some that I thought had no place on a website about swinging and dogging. They were in my opinion which is something that this site should distance itself from, thankfully the story in question has been removed by the administrators so anyone who never read it won't know what the fuss is about.
Now that's what I call a reply!!! Good and valid points too - think this debate will run. Personally I am NOT in favour of a panel of people commenting or deleting or anything else. I DO like a well written story and just find it difficult to read stories in capitals, stories without spaces or paragraphs and stories with such bad spelling that the pleasure is taken over by the problems... however let imagination roam free.
Wish I could write a story - find it difficult to express fantasy and embarassing to express reality. redface
Jags
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I read the story in question and to be quite honest all this ranting about censorship is truth of the matter is the preson who wrote the story (which to clarify told of how he and his wife had sex with thier children) should be reported to the police and invetigated sex with consenting adults and erotic stories is one thing child porn is not on fullstop!
And yes my grammer and punctuation is appaling as is my spelling but thats couse I type in such a bloody rush to catch up with my brain.