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Inanimate objects

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10 Jul 2011

Quote by Dave__Notts
clothes peg

Gypsy
Not really inamimate- try leaving something slightly valuable or metallic unguarded on your drive for 5 minutes and they'll soon have it away
My car is on the drive. Should I move it?
Dave_Notts
dave your car is neither metallic nor even slighly valuable

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Quote by flower411
tumble weeds

OI !! Tumble weeds !!!
Now let`s get one thing straight .....I have no idea why this thread is still going ya donuts !!
But Tumble weeds ....they`re not fuckin inanimate now are they ?
If ya gonna insist on playing at least play by the rules !! rolleyes

They may move but they be dead! Good enough for me lol

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