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With the rise in popularity of the cafe forum as a place for new members to relax and get to know people, it has been suggested that we could explore the concept of initiation ceremonies - all in the spirit of fun and wild fantasies.
So if anybody, new member or old withered member, has a suggestion for an initiation ceremony, post details here. 300 words or less please!
Perhaps, we can end with a poll on the most erotic and exciting ceremony
The winner will get, um, the satisfaction of winning,.and knowing that amongst all the imaginations available to this forum THEIRS is the most erotic and exciting. 8)
So, get the bananas out, feed that brain, and get the imagination going!
lhk
Kat
Sex God
I say we get all the newbie boys together for a big gay gang bang - I will give them all marks of of 10 for style and performance and report back to the forum :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Forum Virgin
You could always get the Newbies to a meet, get the show underway, and then have a stooge copper come waltzing out of the woods flashing a badge. :shock: Those that run for the hills fail. Those that stay and come up with the best excuse for being there, pass!
Of course I will be aware of this devilish trick now, as I suggested it!
Sexlightened
I think that they should be stripped naked and spanked with a dead male chicken so that they can experience the humiliation of a "cock shot", all the while reciting: "I must not whine, I must not whinge, if six weeks pass, and still no minge". :silly:
Peter
Sex God
They won't be whinging about the lack of sex, as they will have all had each other by six weeks time anyway :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Warming the Bed
ok how about adult hoop-la.
the guys have to get naked and stay very, very aroused...while the ladies throw hoops trying to get them to stay on there dicks. the guy who stays hardest the longest will prob have the most hoops...and hence the winner.
his prize is then to try and hit the bullseye (think About it) with the female partner of his choice?
To break them in gently, they must be taken to a local supermarket car park to test their skills at dogging innocent civilians. Anyone who disobeys the Rules of Dogging are immediately hooded and taken to a place yet to be decided. There, they will be subjected to the full wrath of Blue's imagination - subject to the obligatory digi camera for research purposes only wink . If they agree to publication, they may join. Should they be squeamish and refuse, then Blue gets her Strap-on out and pleasures herself until they agree. Shouldn't take too long, should it Blue lol !
For those who passed the first stage - unlucky! They STILL get hooded and taken away by Blue!!!! :taz: Ain't life a Bitch - then you meet Blue and you realise it ain't that bad after all worship
Anyone got any other suggestions?
Mal
:wink:
OK,
So far we have, One police raid, one spanking with dead chickens, one hoop la (which is way ahead on points at the moment), one gay gang bang, and one involving the anal insertion of a large bolt of indeterminate thread size. (it's in another string)
I am not sure that this is what I originally envisioned..........
lol confused :lol: :?
lhk
Kat
Warming the Bed
HOOP-LA HOOP-LA HOOP-LA HOOP-LA HOOP-LA HOOP-LA HOOP-LA HOOP-LA!!!!!
Warming the Bed
how about lining the guys up and seeing which ones make the biggest holes in donuuts lol lol the one who makes the biggest wins gpt to think of a prize
Warming the Bed
:shock: :shock: WELL I'M NEW TO ALL THIS SO I THOUGHT I WOULD CHECK OUT THIS TOPIC AND WELL,,,,,, THE WHOLE IDEA OF BEING SPANKED BY CHICKENS AND BEING TIDE UP AND HOODED WASN'T WHAT I WAS EXSPECTIN THATS FOR SURE,HA HA HA HA HA HA HA biggrin :D
how about lining the guys up and seeing which ones make the biggest holes in donuuts
and as an alternative, for those not physically able to punch holes in doughnuts,
A pineapple ring eating competition. Do I have to explain where the pineapple rings would be positioned?
LHK
Kat
Warming the Bed
pineapple rings would they fit? dont think so lol if they do mind the teeth lol could bring tears :cry:
Warming the Bed
Initiation ideas? Well how about tied to a tree and interrorgated by
Heather and Co.
"so you want to be a swinger, what is rule no 11?!"
"what colour are my eyes?!"
Any wrong answers means a flogging and....oohhhhh better stop right there!
Sex God
Can I just say that this entire thread sounds very unwholesome... where do I sign up? :twisted: :twisted:
How about we combine a few ideas here. Lets take the hup-la idea to test the boys but using doughnuts. Then we girls can eat the doughnuts "in situ" so to speak. Mike say's he wants to spend the evening with the girl who can eat the last doughtnut!
Sex God
All very well, but where's the gay sex - can't we get the boys to eat doughnuts of each other's dicks - that should look cool enough wink
Warming the Bed
Quote by bluexxx
All very well, but where's the gay sex - can't we get the boys to eat doughnuts of each other's dicks - that should look cool enough wink

Bagsy I take the pictures biggrin :wink:
Sex God
Awwww, I wanted to take the pics :cry:
Sexlightened
Quote by bluexxx
Awwww, I wanted to take the pics :cry:

Bagsy I develop them :twisted:
Peter
Warming the Bed
Blue - we'll share the camera wink
Peter - let me have some negs :shock:
Warming the Bed
confused: :?: :?: Are there any rules to this Donuts Initiation???
For example...Would a newbie score more points if the donuts are "Hot from the Pan?""" biggrin :D
Sex God
Hot doughnuts - now there's an eye-watering thought! :twisted:
OK, we can share the pic taking - I'm quite happy to email the pics to anyone who wants them, or maybe compile them all on a CD for people who are especially pervy wink
Warming the Bed
Why not take the HOOP-LA suggestions a little further....Trouble is how many females will score a direct hit!!!!!!
Now as a suggestion......How about the females are blindfolded, then using only their mouth....have to place said donut on said member lol :lol: Excuse the pun
Think that might give a new slant on "Dunkin Donuts"
All in faviur say "Nuts"
Warming the Bed
love the idea of kat or blue tonguing my 'ring' donut biggrin
love the idea of kat or blue tonguing my 'ring' donut

Lets just make sure we are all on the same page of the song book here
Kat - Bloke
Kit - Girl
Blue - Girl - but would quite happily step aside to let Kat tongue anyones ring doughnut.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Kit, we have just GOT to think about you having your own user name!
lhk
Kat
Warming the Bed
I just want to know where the trampoline comes in all this?
wink
Warming the Bed
i voulenteer for the do nuts and pineapple rings any one want to see if they fit lol lol
Sex God
Line up here guys, to lick Lesmond's rings wink
Warming the Bed
well im new, im not too sure about the gay sex malarky but i think something should be done to get into the spirit of things!!