INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
Offender : You!
Date: Thursday, 17th Jan, 2005 01:25pm
Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.
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Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:whip: :smackbottom: Sex God
i have some of the best conversations with myself.
i can spend most of the night nattering away, and laughing to myself
First sign of madness that.
Second is joining SH
:lol: Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by JGL
INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
Offender : You!
Date: Thursday, 17th Jan, 2005 01:25pm
Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.
Spoilsport, you sound like my bloody husband!!
Sex God
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)
Quote by little gem
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)
OH...... i think that can be arranged!
JGL warms hands ready !!!!!
Quote by Dawn_Mids
i have some of the best conversations with myself.
i can spend most of the night nattering away, and laughing to myself
JGL
Right so the evenings we have spent chatting aren't that good then because some of the best conversations you have are with yourself
:x :x :x you evil person...
of corse i enjoy our conversations.... i wouldn't chat to you if i thought you was boring.
JGL
Sex God
Quote by JGL
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)
OH...... i think that can be arranged!
JGL warms hands ready !!!!!
Do be gentle, I am an innocent and delicate little gem! ;):twisted:
Quote by little gem
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)
OH...... i think that can be arranged!
JGL warms hands ready !!!!!
Do be gentle, I am an innocent and delicate little gem! ;):twisted:
Gentle could be what the G stands for in JGL
I'd take care of you.. show you how deadly my hands can be!!!!
Quote by little gem
Does that mean you volunteer to massage our tired aching muscles from the repetative internet strain!
Can I be first? :bounce: Can I? :rascal:
* underdresses and lies down waiting for someone to break out the massage oil! ;)
OH...... i think that can be arranged!
JGL warms hands ready !!!!!
Do be gentle, I am an innocent and delicate little gem! ;):twisted:
splutters drink all over the papers, wrappers and cans all over my desk
hangs head in shame and curses that faulty webcam!
Sex God
Quote by JGL
Gentle could be what the G stands for in JGL
I'd take care of you.. show you how deadly my hands can be!!!!
PM right now! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P
On topic, my mother goes on at me about always being on the net. She keeps telling me I'll get Deep Vein Thrombosis and Carpall Tunnel all the time, very cheary!
I always wonder what I am allowed to do in this modern day as it seems everything can make me ill or give me some kind of disease etc. So what is reallly good or bad for one's health and how can it be proven?
Gem. x
MQ, are you implying I am corrupted :shock: I am shocked! :lol: Me??? Nevaaarrr! :twisted: :P
Quote by little gem
Gentle could be what the G stands for in JGL
I'd take care of you.. show you how deadly my hands can be!!!!
PM right now! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :P
On topic, my mother goes on at me about always being on the net. She keeps telling me I'll get Deep Vein Thrombosis and Carpall Tunnel all the time, very cheary!
I always wonder what I am allowed to do in this modern day as it seems everything can make me ill or give me some kind of disease etc. So what is reallly good or bad for one's health and how can it be proven?
Gem. x
MQ, are you implying I am corrupted :shock: I am shocked! :lol: Me??? Nevaaarrr! :twisted: :P
one Pm sent as requested :twisted:
Sex God
I was just in the bookies getting some change for the meter !
