Morning all!
Just wanted to introduce myself as one of your newest members. I'm Toni and I live in Guildford, Surrey with my chap, Tris. We're in our early twenties and we've never done anything like this before! We're actually looking for ladies to play with me, but one day we might graduate to the dizzy heights of fabulous parties and clubs (we're a tad broke for that until I finish studying!).
This looks like a really friendly site and it's really helped put me at ease about this whole new adventure. Fingers crossed, I'll find me a pretty girl!
Toni x
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Hi there!! Welcome to the site.. never mind about being from the south... I suppose someone's gotta live there!! 
:lol:
Looking forward to your posts!!
:lol: Looking forward to your posts!!
Sex God
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Woooooooah that was a quick reply! Congrats on the boobies award! Do you guys hold an official ceremony?!
Every day :twisted:
Ignore Devil, she`s just another Northern Monkey, they don`t understand class when they see it ;)
Venusxxx
True... I'm common as muck, me!!!!!
Just jealous...... you can wear less clothes coz its warmer down there!! How sexy do I look in my thick wooly jumper?!?!? 
Sex God
Well it is a regular argument on here that more goes on in the North... and sadly its true! Northerners are just kinkier!!! :twisted:
Hello Toni and Tris, :welcome: to SH
If you can put up with all the silliness in the forum then you'll fit right in!
My advice to new people who want to ease into things gently or are not sure how far they want to go is to get yourselves along to a Munch (see the What is a munch page for a definition), then hop over to the "let's meet up" page and see if there are any local ones to you. Please don't be put off if drunken munchers get both your names the wrong way round and introduce you as Trish and Tony though....
Anyway, there are a few of us Southerners dotted about, so I'm sure you'll find what you are looking for eventually!
If you can put up with all the silliness in the forum then you'll fit right in!
My advice to new people who want to ease into things gently or are not sure how far they want to go is to get yourselves along to a Munch (see the What is a munch page for a definition), then hop over to the "let's meet up" page and see if there are any local ones to you. Please don't be put off if drunken munchers get both your names the wrong way round and introduce you as Trish and Tony though....
Anyway, there are a few of us Southerners dotted about, so I'm sure you'll find what you are looking for eventually!
Sex God
welcome to the madhouse that is SH....
are you have found out... the lunatics run the asylum round here......
:D :D
so grab yourself a padded cell...
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s as an exiled cockney who "saw the light" and bolted for the glorious north.....it is definatly a lot of fun....
are you have found out... the lunatics run the asylum round here......
:D :D so grab yourself a padded cell...
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s as an exiled cockney who "saw the light" and bolted for the glorious north.....it is definatly a lot of fun....
Great. Thanks - wasn't sure if a munch was just a quiet drink or a big ol party (without the kink?). I'll do some research. Well, i should maybe add that Tris is a noetherner himself. He's from Yorkshire originally and I'm from Bath. We're kind of equally kinky - we just haven't tried much yet!
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Great. Thanks - wasn't sure if a munch was just a quiet drink or a big ol party (without the kink?). I'll do some research.. We're kind of equally kinky - we just haven't tried much yet!
You're here to do some kinky research then?
You're sure to find the right "researchers" to collaborate with here - so best of luck with your "research programme" Poniella,welcome
Sex God
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Morning all!
Mornin'.
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...... We're actually looking for ladies to play with.........,
Lot of people like that on here.
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but one day we might graduate to the dizzy heights of fabulous parties and clubs (we're a tad broke for that until I finish studying!).
Lot of people like that here..
*having a de-ja-vu moment*
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This looks like a really friendly site and it's really helped put me at ease about this whole new adventure. Fingers crossed, I'll find me a pretty girl!
Toni x
Lot of people like that on he........ ok this is getting a bit wierd now. :?
:lol: :lol: Welcome to both of you :wave:
And don't believe all the people on here, there is somelife down south..
Although what would I know. I'm up north in party central.
:P :lol: Have fun guys.
easy.
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Morning all!
Just wanted to introduce myself as one of your newest members. I'm Toni and I live in Guildford, Surrey with my chap, Tris. We're in our early twenties and we've never done anything like this before!
We're actually looking for ladies to play with me, but one day we might graduate to the dizzy heights of fabulous parties and clubs (we're a tad broke for that until I finish studying!).
This looks like a really friendly site and it's really helped put me at ease about this whole new adventure. Fingers crossed, I'll find me a pretty girl!
Toni x
Hello there Toni & Tris
You guys are very, very local to us.
We are quite sure that you will be able to find what you are looking for here!!!
D&Mxxx
Thanks everyone. Just got home from a pants day at uni...took me and hour and a half to get home in rain grrr.
Home and snuggly now though and cheered up by your funny little emoticons. The south is a bit boring (esp Guildford). I think we'll move to Leeds or Manchester one day...don't like London much.
Have been thinking about this fantasy coming true all day...the possibilities are endless!
Home and snuggly now though and cheered up by your funny little emoticons. The south is a bit boring (esp Guildford). I think we'll move to Leeds or Manchester one day...don't like London much.
Have been thinking about this fantasy coming true all day...the possibilities are endless!
Sex God
Hello Toni & Tris, and welcome to :swingingchair: Heaven.
Feed the cat NOW - it won't be getting any attention for a while.
Feed the cat NOW - it won't be getting any attention for a while.
Sex God
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By the way Toni.....
your Hippipix pix are gorgeous!
Completely agree with that!! You are beautiful.. and the photography is amazing!! Very sexy :twisted:
Sex God
Hiya folks xxxx
Sex God
Hellloooo Toni n Tris,welcome aboard n nice avatar pic .xxxx
.xxxx 