hi
i'm Tom, I'm 26, i'm a postgrad music student in liverpool. While i guess you probably have more than enough rogue penises already, this whole thing looks like far too much fun to be missing out on.
over the last few years i've found myself following a plan to basically do as many different and interesting things as possible, first in terms of what i've studied, then where i lived, and now my sexuality is coming into it as well. to be fair i've always been a horny bastard and i haven't yet discovered a sexual act i haven't liked. i imagine i might draw the line at toilet escapades, but if anyone can prove me wrong... so i basically fancy women, but i've been having my first adventures with men; i guess you could call me a trainee bisexual. hmm, that's actually the first time i've used that word about myself.
so while i'm a bit shy of all you Cool Kids of Adventurous Sexual Practices, i've been reading your noticeboard for the last few days and i reckon it's time to say hello. basically i want to explore everything sexual and lewd. anyone wants to join me/guide me...
right that's enough bullshit. oh, ms sexysteph, i love that blowjob smiley.
tom
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Sex God
Nice introduction Tom. Welcome to SH. I 
at the comment about rogue penises, what an image that conjures up 
at the comment about rogue penises, what an image that conjures up 
Sex God
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven, have fun!
wow, i feel loved. that's quick work. and thanks for that steph. wonder if there's a "pile of jism" smiley i can give you in response... well, not sure what this is: :sticky: hmm. i might have to get me one of those hip manga avatars. or perhaps a picture of, ermmm, arthur scargill or something
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that's right, be proud of what you've got. mainstream society might prefer something else, but who cares what they think? you gotta fight for your right to tell shite jokes...
abso-fucking-lutely! shoulder to shoulder with shite jokes forever! some of us have very nearly made a career out of it!
not a career that actually pays money or anything useful like that, but you gotta . . . ahem . . . start small, and think big. ;) :welcome: to SH BTW.
neil x x x ;)
Sex God
hi and welcome, have fun :D :D
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