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Cafe - this is Mr-mark
Mr-mark - this bunch of degenerate perverts is what is collectively known as the Cafe.
Mr-mark is a very good mate of ours ( well, one of Dai's best mates and a new friend of mine biggrin ) Unfortunately he also went to the same school for pc illiterates that Dai is still trying to graduate from so don't expect to see him much unless under supervision rolleyes
( and no I'm NOT wearing the school mistress outfit :dry: )
Welcome Mark wave
so .......
is Mr-Mark your invisible friend??
perhaps you bought him on E-bay? we are given to understand that people of a certain age can do that now
do say hello to him/her/it from us - We're sure he/she/it is a very nice non-gender specific person
NURSE!! NURSE!! - - she's over here - quick before she gets away
bolt
Hi Mark and welcome to the forums biggrin
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
so .......
is Mr-Mark your invisible friend??
perhaps you bought him on E-bay? we are given to understand that people of a certain age can do that now
do say hello to him/her/it from us - We're sure he/she/it is a very nice non-gender specific person
NURSE!! NURSE!! - - she's over here - quick before she gets away
bolt

smackbottom
He's far from invisible. He's right here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=01204521
but a bit shy
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
so .......
is Mr-Mark your invisible friend??
perhaps you bought him on E-bay? we are given to understand that people of a certain age can do that now
do say hello to him/her/it from us - We're sure he/she/it is a very nice non-gender specific person
NURSE!! NURSE!! - - she's over here - quick before she gets away
bolt

smackbottom
He's far from invisible. He's right here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/members/show-member.html?m=01204521
but a bit shy
rotflmao :rotflmao:
OOOOOOOOOOOH I SAY!! wat a yummy body - bring it on big boy briiiiiiiing it oooooooooooon !!
sillyhwoar: and :welcome:
lol
well well Mr Mark what can I say? pppwwwwwaaaarrrr sillyhwoar:
soz :giggle: welcome to the site
gorgous arse :rascal:
sillyhwoar: Hello sweet bum cheeks! enjoy your time in here! lol
:welcome: hello mr mark. you have a very cute bum lol
:hello: mr mark :welcome: to this place lol
gem's been buttering me up for weeks, going on about how me shoulders are way broader than they used to be, and how me newly discovered pecs are dead good, and generally stroking my ego and stuff? biggrin
only takes one photo from you mr-mark and it's all ruined! it's all ashes, ashes i tell you! sad
ello mr-mark! :welcome: to the site and all that! smile
have fun! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Helloooooo Mr Mark, how you doing ? ;)
:welcome: to the site and don't believe anything Sassy says about me ( I don't always spit :gigglesmile
Minx x x
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Helloooooo Mr Mark, how you doing ? ;)
:welcome: to the site and don't believe anything Sassy says about me ( I don't always spit :gigglesmile
Minx x x

soz Mr Mark your arse is still sillyhwoar: however minx's avatar is :phwoar:
come here minx passionkiss :giggle:
Quote by hisandhers
Helloooooo Mr Mark, how you doing ? ;)
:welcome: to the site and don't believe anything Sassy says about me ( I don't always spit :gigglesmile
Minx x x

soz Mr Mark your arse is still sillyhwoar: however minx's avatar is :phwoar:
come here minx passionkiss :giggle:
Ooooh I don't mind if I do hisnadhers, best offer I have had all week :twisted: :passionkiss:
Meet you halfway ? ;)
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Helloooooo Mr Mark, how you doing ? ;)
:welcome: to the site and don't believe anything Sassy says about me ( I don't always spit :gigglesmile
Minx x x

soz Mr Mark your arse is still sillyhwoar: however minx's avatar is :phwoar:
come here minx passionkiss :giggle:
Ooooh I don't mind if I do hisnadhers, best offer I have had all week :twisted: :passionkiss:
Meet you halfway ? ;)
just give me a time & a place huni :rascal:
Quote by hisandhers
just give me a time & a place huni :rascal:

Gimme about 3 hours to get there and I will see you in your kitchen as per your pics :twisted: :twisted:
Hello Mr-Mark.
Just banned Angelica from this thread!
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Quote by westerross
Hello Mr-Mark.
Just banned Angelica from this thread!
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I'm about to text her and let her know allllll about it!
lol
Hubba-la-hubba! Welcome wave
well, well FB...
I reckon she's a clued up savvy kind of lady and everytime she logs on checks which threads choon's been posting in. It is, of course, just so she can join in with he waffling conversational rants about certain threads which she'd otherwise have no idea what on earth he was going on about.
Thus, by posting in the thread, choon has blown his own whistle (so to speak ;) ) and I think she'll without a doubt find this thread.
(Not to mention the PM I'm going to send her and FB's text just to make almost certain of it!)
innocent
:giggle:
Nice pecs Mark. :P
wave and :welcome: to SH!
Cafe - this is Mr-mark
Mr-mark - this bunch of degenerate perverts is what is collectively known as the Cafe.
Welcome Mark wave

Oh Sass I am trying to be bad but RPM keeps laughing at me, hoping new avatar may change his mind....
pink x
Quote by little gem
Hubba-la-hubba! Welcome wave
well, well FB...
I reckon she's a clued up savvy kind of lady and everytime she logs on checks which threads choon's been posting in. It is, of course, just so she can join in with he waffling conversational rants about certain threads which she'd otherwise have no idea what on earth he was going on about.
Thus, by posting in the thread, choon has blown his own whistle (so to speak ;) ) and I think she'll without a doubt find this thread.
(Not to mention the PM I'm going to send her and FB's text just to make almost certain of it!)
innocent
:giggle:

Ohhhhhhhh she's very clued-up! wink Mind you, reading his waffle doesn't mean she knows what he's on about - does anyone?
I bet Choon wishes he could blow his own whistle lol but then again, he's probably got loads of volunteers to do it for him!
Welcome to the forums Mr-Mark, and after looking at your pics, I need to go and have a lie down for a while redface
Sassy :thumbup: any more friends, like this one that you havent told us about wink
Welcome Mr Mark.
I'm afraid you'll have to fight quite hard to enhance the reputation of the name Mark in here.
For example, it would be a good idea to keep reminding people here that you DON'T come from Bedfordshire. lol
Quote by MikeNorth
For example, it would be a good idea to keep reminding people here that you DON'T come from Bedfordshire. lol

But the alternative is admitting that he's from Wales! :lol:
Quote by Freckledbird

For example, it would be a good idea to keep reminding people here that you DON'T come from Bedfordshire. lol

But the alternative is admitting that he's from Wales! :lol:
Good point FB, maybe Severn West would get a better reception. :lol:
Has no-one said it yet?
No?
Really?
Wahhhay, here goes!
SHOTGUN MR-MARK!
:smug:
Oh, yeah, and welcome to the forums....kiss Be careful though, some of these women can be really predatory- would you like me to be your bodyguard? :angel:
Quote by MikeNorth
Welcome Mr Mark.
I'm afraid you'll have to fight quite hard to enhance the reputation of the name Mark in here.
For example, it would be a good idea to keep reminding people here that you DON'T come from Bedfordshire. lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Then again I live in Bedfordshire... I don't actually 'come' from Bedfordshire.
Quote by Kiss
Welcome Mr Mark.
I'm afraid you'll have to fight quite hard to enhance the reputation of the name Mark in here.
For example, it would be a good idea to keep reminding people here that you DON'T come from Bedfordshire. lol

smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Then again I live in Bedfordshire... I don't actually 'come' from Bedfordshire.
Well, Kissy, you're not called Mark (not as far as I know :lol: ), so no nasturtiums were being cast at you at all. smile
Quote by varca
Itinery for my next visit to Cardiff has been altered, I have added an extra night :twisted:
Night one - Girls only
Nite two - Sassy, Dai and I
Nite 3 - Sassy, Dai and I and.... Mark :grin: :twisted:
Ohh when you phone later hon I want all the juicy gossip :giggle:

Can you not change it a little so it's
NIght 1.......Dai Hard.
Night 2.......Dai Harder.
Night 3.......Dai knackered, goes for a rest?
:giggle:

Oh and where, precisely do I fit in madam?