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Being irritatingly stuck on 999 posts and having nothing left to say
Less irritating than getting to 1000 and starting a thread about it
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Less irritating than getting to 1000 and starting a thread about it
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People who sneeze or cough over everyone in public.
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People making their first post a moaning one
OH YES!!
Or even their second or third or ANY for that matter.
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it nearly escaped over my head, until I realised the thread it was sitting in.
Quote by Jags
I Shall Wear Purple
When I am an old woman
I shall wear purple,
With a red hat which doesn't go and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and
summer gloves. And satin sandals, and say we've
no money for butter. I shall sit down on the pavement
when I'm tired. And gobble up samples in shops and
press alarm bells. And run my stick along public
railings. And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain. And pick
flowers in other people's gardens. And learn to
spit...
But, maybe I ought to practice a little now? So
people who know me are not too shocked or surprised
when suddenly I am old and start to wear
purple.
- Jenny Joseph
Oh this poem has gotta be about the little old lady I saw walk past when I was in the hairdressers last summer........ She was about 120ish, well under 5ft, Barbara Cartland style make up, and had a perfect blonde beehive hairdo about 3ft high, with a cerise pink scarf perched on top of it
She wore a long black skirt, purple blouse and green cardigan, with woolly tights and sandals - doddering along pushing one of them tartan trolley things 
Oh I just wanted to hug her, she looked fantastic That's how I wanna be when I grow up :smile2:
Hmmmm irritating people ...... people that stand in my Aura when queuing, you don't get there any quicker by standing so close
People that dress their kids in the top designer gear and won't let em play for fear of said outfit getting dirty, or god forbid, ruined
People with no patience and shout and rave at anything and everything - puts me right on edge :scared:
That woman in the huge 4x4, who refused to put 2 wheels of her car on the grass verge to let other cars past her
You don't look good, admirable or superior in the car, you look stupid. You look stupid because you have no control over it, you have no concept of the size of it - people are not looking at you every morning with admiration at your massive shiny car - you're a bluddy nuisance. When I am old one day,
Children will laugh as I shuffle on by,
Pausing with every stride
Believing that steps where never so high,
When I am old one day
Surrounded by pieces of long ago,
I will recall today,
And wonder where all of the hours go.
Will I sit in the park,
Time on my hands to soak up the sun
Or will I have made my mark,
And still have some things that have to be done.
Will I talk to the air,
Mumbeling phrases to shadows that hide
With people who stop and stare
And wonder who I will see at my side.
When I am old one day,
Watching the children playing their game.
Someone may pass my way,
And look at my face and call out my name
And then he'll remember when
I stood on the stage and sang this song
And maybe we'll both try then
To remember the words and sing along,
When I am old one day.
(Harvey Andrews :- Writer and singer of the "Soldier")
Children will laugh as I shuffle on by,
Pausing with every stride
Believing that steps where never so high,
When I am old one day
Surrounded by pieces of long ago,
I will recall today,
And wonder where all of the hours go.
Will I sit in the park,
Time on my hands to soak up the sun
Or will I have made my mark,
And still have some things that have to be done.
Will I talk to the air,
Mumbeling phrases to shadows that hide
With people who stop and stare
And wonder who I will see at my side.
When I am old one day,
Watching the children playing their game.
Someone may pass my way,
And look at my face and call out my name
And then he'll remember when
I stood on the stage and sang this song
And maybe we'll both try then
To remember the words and sing along,
When I am old one day.
(Harvey Andrews :- Writer and singer of the "Soldier")
I have problems with people who find petty little things irritating. The need to over react to things because, one can only assume, nothing more than the mundane happens to them from day to day. Also people who think what they do don't count. If that isn't avoiding responsibility, then i do not know what is.
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i hate it when u speak to someone i.e colins brother in-law and inbetween u talking they say "well thats it"
well it really fucks me off!!!!!!!!! or like u talk and someone completely changes the subject arrrggggghhhh!!!!!
Well, that's it I uess. Anyone watch the TV tonight?
(Living dangerously....)
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i hate it when u speak to someone i.e colins brother in-law and inbetween u talking they say "well thats it"
well it really fucks me off!!!!!!!!! or like u talk and someone completely changes the subject arrrggggghhhh!!!!!
Well, that's it I uess. Anyone watch the TV tonight?
(Living dangerously....)
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People using the parent and child spaces at the supermarket when they have no children :x .... in a way I can see how the childless wouldn't appreciate how important those extra big spaces can be when your on your own struggling with kids.... but when people with the car full of car seats/baby on board signs etc.. obviously shopping without their kids, park there.. It just really pisses me off!!!! :x
(....as does being up at stoopid o'clock in the morning )
:x .... in a way I can see how the childless wouldn't appreciate how important those extra big spaces can be when your on your own struggling with kids.... but when people with the car full of car seats/baby on board signs etc.. obviously shopping without their kids, park there.. It just really pisses me off!!!! :x (....as does being up at stoopid o'clock in the morning
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a slight off track one,
But I'm irrated by being awake at this time of the morning, cannot sleep.
Others:- idots on the motorways and roads
long ques at supermarket tills
my ex husband!
muddy feet on my clean kitchen floor (the cat has a lot to answer for)
But I'm irrated by being awake at this time of the morning, cannot sleep.
Others:- idots on the motorways and roads
long ques at supermarket tills
my ex husband!
muddy feet on my clean kitchen floor (the cat has a lot to answer for)
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'Friends', who neglect you!
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Quote by xxdevil69
People using the parent and child spaces at the supermarket when they have no children
(....as does being up at stoopid o'clock in the morning
the amount of parent /child and disabled spaces at supermarkets. I thinking of adoption as a means to go shopping. I know these parents need to go shopping and I know they have children with em, thank fuck for that I say, cos I shall want one of em to grow up and paint me a disabled bay in a car park one day, but jeez, is there really that many to warrent the amount of spaces made available.
Also related to queues and mentioned before.........invaders of personal space. Now I need three foot around me at least, else I get uncomfortable. Tip of the week.......conveyor belts move!....oh yes they do!...so stay at the far end of the thing and stick your shopping on from there, stop trying to climb in my back pocket. If I'm at the cash machine I am more than able to press the buttons myself, I don't need you to stand so close up my arse that you could reach round and do it for me, if I did then I would probably be able to use the acres of disabled spaces in the car park and therefore wouldn't have been in this thread to start with, thats what standing to close to me has done, it's your fault I'm posting this twaddle.
I hate people who just stop dead in front of me in the supermarket. There I am with me trolly load of shopping, you know the one with a mind of its own, and some idiot just stops. Its hard not to bump into them with the trolly. Sometimes I feel like doing it on purpose, but have always resisted temptation.
But thanks for this thread, I feal better now I've shared this.
But thanks for this thread, I feal better now I've shared this.
:doh: Corporate Range Branding.
Why oh why must Gillette, and others, make their products almost identical?
Why have they made the cans of Right Guard Armpit spay the same as their Shaving Gel for Sensitive skin?
You're right - I did :doh:
Question is - did I threaten my armpits with the razor, or deodorise my chin?
I'll leave that to your imagination.
Just as well I wasn't about to shave my 'tatas :shock:
Why oh why must Gillette, and others, make their products almost identical?
Why have they made the cans of Right Guard Armpit spay the same as their Shaving Gel for Sensitive skin?
You're right - I did :doh:
Question is - did I threaten my armpits with the razor, or deodorise my chin?
I'll leave that to your imagination.
Just as well I wasn't about to shave my 'tatas :shock:
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:No i've never done that not me ... never had to swaer at spraying haripray and not deodorant under my arms ... nope not me .....
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it was dark ok!!!!!!!
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C x
