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Is Football better than sex?

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Sexpert
Probably not, but that was 90 multi orgasmic minutes biggrin :D :D :D
Well done United :D :D :D
I once gave Jay a BJ whilst he was watching a match (at home obviously)... he said that was the best, a can on the coffee table, the match on TV and a BJ! cool
Was your match as good as that Rising?? lol
can't talk after that amazing game. this moment in time football is better than sex. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
If you think that, you're doing the sex bit all wrong!
FB - crap at football, good at sexredface
Warming the Bed
I thought you were talking about QPR 3-2 Luton the only football match that mattered this week.
Watching champions league could never be better than sex........
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Sometimes, just one emoticon says it all lol
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You do realise that post is going to come back & haunt you someday don't you? :lol:
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kiss
Sex definitely!! But as a Birmingham City supporter I can't claim to know much about football lol
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Sometimes, just one emoticon says it all lol
You do realise that post is going to come back & haunt you someday don't you? :lol:
I'm sure you realise that I won't actually lose any sleep over that? :lol:
would have to be a resounding NOOOOOO!!!
im football obsessed but being a port vale fan i much prefer spending time witha woman after the past few seasons.
if we ever had a play off push or something to cling too though ...................... lol
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would have to be a resounding NOOOOOO!!!
im football obsessed but being a port vale fan i much prefer spending time witha woman after the past few seasons.
if we ever had a play off push or something to cling too though ...................... lol

Football and Port Vale in the same sentence????? blink
Sex God
is football better than sex.... hmmmm
Depends who's playing.....
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Oooh i don't know the Wolves have had a surprising season lol
What am i on about course it isn't wink
Sex God
Nothing nicer than giving Nat a BJ while the footie's on, unless United are playing against Liverpool - if Stevie scores I loose all concentration lol
oh, and not down the pub obviously, that kind of thing is frowned upon, even in Wales.
H.x
Sex God
Whats football?
Sexlightened
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I once gave Jay a BJ whilst he was watching a match (at home obviously)... he said that was the best, a can on the coffee table, the match on TV and a BJ! cool
Was your match as good as that Rising?? lol

now jaymar that is cool....pity they can't use that in one of those carlsberg ads (was he drinking it at the time by any chance??)
I saw an interview with Chris Waddle. He was asked what it was like scoring a goal.
Like sex he said.
They then rolled the VT.
Waddle dribbled past three defenders and shot from 40 yards. The ball screamed past the goalie into the goal. 40,000 people leaped to their feet and shouted his name.
What kind of sex does Chris Wadle have? biggrin
Sexlightened
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anything is better than football!!!

well I do like busty so you could certainly sway me....at half time any way!
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I once gave Jay a BJ whilst he was watching a match (at home obviously)... he said that was the best, a can on the coffee table, the match on TV and a BJ! cool
Was your match as good as that Rising?? lol

now jaymar that is cool....pity they can't use that in one of those carlsberg ads (was he drinking it at the time by any chance??)
rotflmao haha .. well he had been when I approached him but sharp put it down when it started to shake! :lol:
Sexlightened
To be honest,I follow Aldershot were they announce at half time,the crowd changes to the team so no,football is NOT better than sex cool
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I once gave Jay a BJ whilst he was watching a match (at home obviously)... he said that was the best, a can on the coffee table, the match on TV and a BJ! cool
Was your match as good as that Rising?? lol

now jaymar that is cool....pity they can't use that in one of those carlsberg ads (was he drinking it at the time by any chance??)
rotflmao haha .. well he had been when I approached him but sharp put it down when it started to shake! :lol:
Are you that good? :lol:
hmm, well i dont know if football is better than sex, but there is definitely a greater emotional attachment with the football.
Being a supporter of the mighty Glasgow Celtic,if we met a couple sometime, and he was a rangers fan, then i would have no trouble swapping partners with him. However, swapping football jerseys would be abhorrent.
The hoops are just too important to me to share!
Den
P.s Maz i love you very much!
Sex God
I hate football and being a masculine fellow, am constantly ridiculed by my mates as i dont go an watch the footy with them down the pub, so for me sex is much better than football.
football matches can sometimes be really good and other times pretty bad, but with sex even a bad shag is still pretty good! lol
i would say it really depends who it was with...and also who you are watching lol.. i think its cool putting a woman in your clubs football shirt though!! very nice... biggrin