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Is it just because of my childish humour....................

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..............that I find this funny.
Just taken PK to our fave local trendy wine bar type thingy so I can treat her to a cocktail and it would seem they are having a promotion night tonight.

BRAZILIAN NIGHT
proclaims the sign :shock:
Cue me in fits of laughter pictureing the bar ladies getting ready at home with their imac and lady shave's and more so the door men checking that the cliental meet the required erm hairstyle before they let anyone in lol lol
However my more classy t'other half looks at me in that way that you know means a lady isn't impressed confused confused confused
and procedes to tell me it's a little funny but not as funny has her vegatarian tramp story confused
I'll explain....
on the way back from the shops earlier I asked her if she would stop the car (yep she was actually driving for once :shocksmile So I could give a homeless dude some money and she starts to tell me when she used to work in waterstones and a girl there used to take left over sarnies home and give them to hoemless people on the way home. It turns out she gave one a chicken sandwhich and he turns round and says no thanks I'm a vegetarian confused
lol
Quote by sheddy
..............that I find this funny.
Just taken PK to our fave local trendy wine bar type thingy so I can treat her to a cocktail and it would seem they are having a promotion night tonight.

BRAZILIAN NIGHT proclaims the sign :shock:
Cue me in fits of laughter pictureing the bar ladies getting ready at home with their imac and lady shave's and more so the door men checking that the cliental meet the required erm hairstyle before they let anyone in lol lol
However my more classy t'other half looks at me in that way that you know means a lady isn't impressed confused confused confused
and procedes to tell me it's a little funny but not as funny has her vegatarian tramp story confused
I'll explain....
on the way back from the shops earlier I asked her if she would stop the car (yep she was actually driving for once :shocksmile So I could give a homeless dude some money and she starts to tell me when she used to work in waterstones and a girl there used to take left over sarnies home and give them to hoemless people on the way home. It turns out she gave one a chicken sandwhich and he turns round and says no thanks I'm a vegetarian confused
lol

Sorry Kate but the 'BRAZILIAN NIGHT' story is better! rotflmao
It could of been a Hawaiin night or a Hollywood strip night
lol
:giggle:
dunno since when could the homeless be fussy whip bolt
This thread reminds me of a post Kazswallows done ages ago - cracked up up way back then, and still giggle about it now when I think of it :lol2:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/560884.html#560884
Quote by dekntan
dunno since when could the homeless be fussy whip bolt

since being homeless doesnt mean people have any less principals than the rest of us? dunno
Quote by Darkfire
dunno since when could the homeless be fussy whip bolt

since being homeless doesnt mean people have any less principals than the rest of us? dunno
Cue: A debate on the principals of the homeless!! confused confused confused confused confused confused confused
Quote by Sgt Bilko
dunno since when could the homeless be fussy whip bolt

since being homeless doesnt mean people have any less principals than the rest of us? dunno
Cue: A debate on the principals of the homeless!! confused confused confused confused confused confused confused
well they can fuck off and debate it in another thread simple as that, I'm not having a light hearted thread turning into a war of words just because people can't have a bit off fun with out grabbing any chance of an argument they can confused
Sheddy who trust me has been homeless in the past biggrin
Sorry mate but i would have no doubt been creased up on seeing that sign as well
rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by sheddy
Sheddy who trust me has been homeless in the past biggrin

As I have my friend....As have I :thumbup:
Sheddy you are such an arse at times.
As for a debate, as far as I'm concerned I'm not looking for one - I raised a valid point though in response to another post - and I'm afraid that however lighthearted you want this thread to be, telling people to fuck off in it isnt going to help your cause.
Quote by Darkfire
Sheddy you are such an arse at times.

Alas he doesnt have the monopoly on that particular skill.....:P:
Anyway ................How were the Brazilians smile
Quote by Mallock2006
Sheddy you are such an arse at times.

Alas he doesnt have the monopoly on that particular skill.....:P:
Anyway ................How were the Brazilians smile
Sadly I never went back......it is our local and I swore after PK had cooked dinner I would return to find out. But for some reason or another I never made it back :cry:
I was too busy fitting chandeliers lol
Quote by sheddy
I was too busy fitting chandeliers lol

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Aaaww bless Sheddy kiss :giggle:
Quote by Mallock2006
Sheddy you are such an arse at times.

Alas he doesnt have the monopoly on that particular skill.....:P:

no you're right, he doesnt rotflmao
Quote by sheddy
I was too busy fitting chandeliers lol

you little liar........ :twisted:
sheddy has changed 4 light bulbs, and broken at least two in the process rolleyes
I wanted him to put up a few new light fittings but he told me he couldn't do it in time for saturday (something to do with not havin a drill dunno ) bloody useless.......
lol
I'm sorry I can't post anymore........something Sheddy said about eating candles has got me in stiches.........I'll continue later........ lol
Quote by poshkate
I'm sorry I can't post anymore........something Sheddy said about eating candles has got me in stiches.........I'll continue later........ lol

Dont keep it a secret lol
Quote by Mallock2006
Dont keep it a secret lol

We'll tell you in a few days time................... wink
Quote by poshkate

Dont keep it a secret lol

We'll tell you in a few days time................... wink
:thumbup:
kiss
Quote by dekntan
dunno since when could the homeless be fussy whip bolt

i did not mean this in an offensive manner just a light hearted comment towards the joke i have been homeless myself only a few years back and know that i never bit the hand that fed my so im sorry if i offended anyone
Quote by sheddy
Just taken PK to our fave local trendy wine bar type thingy so I can treat her to a cocktail
So I could give a homeless dude some money

So thats where i'm going wrong lol
Quote by Happy Cats

Just taken PK to our fave local trendy wine bar type thingy so I can treat her to a cocktail
So I could give a homeless dude some money

So thats where i'm going wrong lol
no that would have been conception rolleyes
Quote by 36openminded
Sorry Kate but the 'BRAZILIAN NIGHT' story is better! rotflmao

I have to agree with you there 36................I would have been in stitches at the Brazilian one :giggle:
CA x