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Is it just me......... (white/cream leather sofas)

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......or are white/cream leather sofas the weapon of choice for the swinging community??
Having trawled thru the photo ads and the gallery it appears that nearly everybody on here has one dunno
I reckon theres a swingers discount on offer somewhere and I dont know about it :dry:
Has anybody else noticed?
In answer to your origonal question.....
Yes .....Its just you :-)
rotflmao generally if I'm perving I'm looking at the luscious bodies not the sofa.. :haha: oh well each to their own, I've better things to do, hmm like some more posting! lol
no at the min i have a horrid old grey comfy one now awaiting arrival of my first ever brand new couch a leather one but its not cream its chocolate not brown..... but chocolate they look the same to me anyway but since when did brown become chocolate ???????? i have to much time on my hands i think
Its usually the wallpaper that cracks me up. Lime green cushions with a floral design wall. You just know they are genuine because you couldn't get a staged shot like that I'm sure.
The curtains / duvet covers of certain 'lodge' accommodation can be spotted a mile off. lol
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The curtains / duvet covers of certain 'lodge' accommodation can be spotted a mile off. lol

we dont actually have any pics of us playing on a bed :shock: strange
Quote by Sarah
The curtains / duvet covers of certain 'lodge' accommodation can be spotted a mile off. lol

I've noticed that :thumbup:
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The curtains / duvet covers of certain 'lodge' accommodation can be spotted a mile off. lol

Do people take photographs in them so that their own bedrooms aren't identified, do you think?
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The curtains / duvet covers of certain 'lodge' accommodation can be spotted a mile off. lol

I've noticed that :thumbup:
We noticed this ourselves wink
Think SH should negotiate a discount for members redface as site members seem to be putting lots of money in there cash registers (do these places still have cash registers!!!)
As for furniture yes its leather but in a nice shade of brown.
On a compleatly different track re hotels/lodges my sister stayed in one for our wedding & some months later we watched a porn film with said hotel being used :wink:
Could'nt wait to tell her biggrin
Im with De-Sade on this one. My first thought was "Cream leather won't show the spunk stains."
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Im with De-Sade on this one. My first thought was "Cream leather won't show the spunk stains."

Yep but he put it so much more nicely! lol
Our new suite (on order) is blue - what does that mean? :shock:
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......or are white/cream leather sofas the weapon of choice for the swinging community??
Having trawled thru the photo ads and the gallery it appears that nearly everybody on here has one dunno
I reckon theres a swingers discount on offer somewhere and I dont know about it :dry:
Has anybody else noticed?

You are quite right, often the colour of our furniture (especially our soft furniture) is chosen specifically with swinging in mind.
It is the first thing I think about whilst perusing the 2008 IKEA catalogue...(That and who the fuck chose the drugged up fabric designers who have created their latest batch of experimental curtains)
Those with the cream sofas picked them to hide the stains from the copious amounts of "love snow" shot all over them...
Brown sofa...Anal action obviously.
And, always beware...No, not the red sofa profiler but the green one (necrophilia just doesn't wash with me . . . or wash out very easily either) smile
I also choose my root vegetables carefully and by colour for the same swinging reasons...
rotflmao Where do you come by this stuff biggrin 'Love snow' for crying out loud! lol
so im up for a life time of anal??????? think il avoid telling dek that biggrin :D :D
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Im with De-Sade on this one. My first thought was "Cream leather won't show the spunk stains."

blink but it will show up, it's white!.. (also flourescent under certain lights :haha: )
Talking of stains of that nature.... don't ever buy black bed linen, my worst nightmare! :shock:
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Talking of stains of that nature.... don't ever buy black bed linen, my worst nightmare! :shock:

We have black bed linen too biggrin but try the satin sheets they dont seem to show "love snow" stains lol & believe me, we have had some blizzards wink
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......or are white/cream leather sofas the weapon of choice for the swinging community??
Having trawled thru the photo ads and the gallery it appears that nearly everybody on here has one dunno
I reckon theres a swingers discount on offer somewhere and I dont know about it :dry:
Has anybody else noticed?

Our three piece suite terracotta neutral
Ok, the three piece suite in the other room is cream leather lol
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Talking of stains of that nature.... don't ever buy black bed linen, my worst nightmare! :shock:

We have black bed linen too biggrin but try the satin sheets they dont seem to show "love snow" stains :lol: & believe me, we have had some blizzards wink
But satin bedding is cold when you first get into it :shock:
:lol:
Im not sure what you mean?
our sofa is leather but its black......... does that mean we are only half swingers ? lol
Only if you have got half of a pampas grass in your front garden lol
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Im with De-Sade on this one. My first thought was "Cream leather won't show the spunk stains."

what if you've been eating black pudding...... rolleyes
Black pudding? Does that change the colour of it then? confused
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Black pudding? Does that change the colour of it then? confused

No I just wanted to see if anyone would fall for it...... wink
:moon:
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Black pudding? Does that change the colour of it then? confused

No I just wanted to see if anyone would fall for it...... winkApparently guinness might have an effect..just what I heard anyway :wink:
Ive just popped in at the end of this thread, and I simply dread to think what we're all talking about :shock:
lp
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Talking of stains of that nature.... don't ever buy black bed linen, my worst nightmare! :shock:

We have black bed linen too biggrin but try the satin sheets they dont seem to show "love snow" stains lol & believe me, we have had some blizzards wink
rotflmao love snow! I like it! :lol:
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Black pudding? Does that change the colour of it then? confused

No I just wanted to see if anyone would fall for it...... winkApparently guinness might have an effect..just what I heard anyway :wink:
nope never seen that myself n dek drinks upwards of 5 pints a night of the stuff it is however good for the old boner as its full of iron etc well thats what he keeps telling me anyway
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our sofa is leather but its black......... does that mean we are only half swingers ? lol

no it means we have 3 kids so went for dark, bad move actually as black leather shows up every stain going :shock:
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......or are white/cream leather sofas the weapon of choice for the swinging community??
Having trawled thru the photo ads and the gallery it appears that nearly everybody on here has one dunno
I reckon theres a swingers discount on offer somewhere and I dont know about it :dry:
Has anybody else noticed?

you been perving my personal photo colection again..damn...yes i have a cream leather sofa..!!! Anyone want a pic on it to prove they a genuine swinger..... lol