Is it something we said???

8 Apr 2006

Having discussed taking the step into swinging, we were thrilled to find a site with nearly half a million members (even with an adventure a night, that's more than 25 life's worth !!)...BUT we just can't seem to sneak in. We've whispered, we've waved, WE'VE SHOUTED but it's just not happening..... :cry:
We haven't got 2 heads, we can (in moments of sobriety) string an odd sentence together, and we're more than willing to travel.
Any tips from you "old timers" out there as to just what we're doing wrong?
Cheers !
R&S

8 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort

Having discussed taking the step into swinging, we were thrilled to find a site with nearly half a million members (even with an adventure a night, that's more than 25 life's worth !!)...BUT we just can't seem to sneak in. We've whispered, we've waved, WE'VE SHOUTED but it's just not happening..... :cry:
We haven't got 2 heads, we can (in moments of sobriety) string an odd sentence together, and we're more than willing to travel.
Any tips from you "old timers" out there as to just what we're doing wrong?
Cheers !
R&S

With one post under your belt.....have you been shouting, waving and whispering in the chatroom??

8 Apr 2006

hi,
welcome to the forums.
i see you only joined SH less than a month ago. Its not a fast shag site more of a community for some, for others they only use the ads, and some the chat rooms, there are a few who use all three.
less than a month is not considered a long time here. most cpuples will like to get to know the other couple first. some do this by getting afeel for your personality from what you post in the forums, others instant caht works better.
you dont say in your profile if you are smokers? i wont critisise as im not a couple so view things differently, but for me reading your ad it comes over as your great but dont say what your really looking for, looks age etc?
hope you settle in and find some fun. maybe the clubs link may work better for you?
xx xlou xx

8 Apr 2006

you'll be fine no worries just bide your time and ignore any fruitcakes,,,i do.
im just off to check your profile now,,brb lol

8 Apr 2006

nice arse

8 Apr 2006

Having just looked at your profile and add, i don't think you'll have any trouble finding some one to participate ;)
Shame you aren't looking for single males lol

8 Apr 2006

Quote by Matt-Manc
Having just looked at your profile and add, i don't think you'll have any trouble finding some one to participate ;)
Shame you aren't looking for single males

Yeah, what's yer problem? Where are you shouting??

8 Apr 2006

is the male of this couple really under 5ft.........if not i think that might me worth changing!
not that i'm being descrimiting in anyway!

8 Apr 2006

Thanks all for that....and no, I admit we haven't SHOUTED from the forums, we've tried mailing first, but here i am so let's see where this leads....
We're not smokers (a bottle of lube always on call just in case, lol), and R is 5'9 but does like to spend time on his knees if anyone is looking for someone more, er, vertically challenged I'm sure we can comply !!!
I guess patience is a virtue.....looks like I might just have to make a pest of myself on here for a while in the meantime !!! biggrin

Silky x

8 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort
Thanks all for that....and no, I admit we haven't SHOUTED from the forums, we've tried mailing first, but here i am so let's see where this leads....
We're not smokers (a bottle of lube always on call just in case, lol), and R is 5'9 but does like to spend time on his knees if anyone is looking for someone more, er, vertically challenged I'm sure we can comply !!!
I guess patience is a virtue.....looks like I might just have to make a pest of myself on here for a while in the meantime !!!
Silky x

pest away by all means rotflmao

we are all pests and loon

on here
:welcome: to the funny farm most of the others ar attending the nottingham munch tonight hence its a little quiet in here
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
mr and mrs dpg xxxx

9 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort
...Any tips from you "old timers" out there as to just what we're doing wrong?...

"old timers" :shock: I think you have just earned yourself a yellow card for a start :kick:

Quote by fem_4_taboo
...Its not a fast shag site more of a community for some...

try to work on the community side of things & trust me you will have no probs!!!
hmmm... that reminds me, gotta get my ass over north of the river pronto! :twisted:

9 Apr 2006

Hi both and :welcome: to the SH madhouse ! wave

Seeing as you only joined 2 weeks ago I think patience is the best vitue to have here ( Lord knows the virtues of this lot went out the window a long time ago rolleyes

) Keep up in the chatrooms, spend some time in here and look into some of the munches or socials that these wonderful guys and gals organise. I'm sure you'll be inundated with offers pretty soon. kiss

9 Apr 2006

Hi both and :welcome: to the SH madhouse ! wave

look into some of the munches or socials that these wonderful guys and gals organise. I'm sure you'll be inundated with offers pretty soon. kiss

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Oh I'm really going to have to wave the "first timers flag" here....what exactly is a munch? I sort of guess it's got nothing to do with surreptitiously raiding the chocolate tin.....
biggrin

Silky x

9 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort
Oh I'm really going to have to wave the "first timers flag" here....what exactly is a munch? I sort of guess it's got nothing to do with surreptitiously raiding the chocolate tin.....

Silky x

You'd be surprised how many tins of chocolates get eaten at a munch lol

Look in the terminology section to the left.

9 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird

Oh I'm really going to have to wave the "first timers flag" here....what exactly is a munch? I sort of guess it's got nothing to do with surreptitiously raiding the chocolate tin.....

Silky x

You'd be surprised how many tins of chocolates get eaten at a munch lol

Look in the terminology section to the left.
Can vouch for that!!! Surprised us too

9 Apr 2006

Quote by mdr2000
Can vouch for that!!! Surprised us too

Bugger! I missed you last night confused

9 Apr 2006

Look in the terminology section to the left.
Ok, ok....a definite case of RTFM (Read The F***ing Manual), and having now found out what munches are I'm a bit disappointed. Having heard the term "muff munchers" i sort of expected some kind of Soddom and Gomorrah behind closed doors, the terminology description makes it sound more like tea with the vicar. Surely....surely. it can't be that straight laced??? And as "newbies" it looks like we're effectively banned from such exclusvie get-togethers anyway sigh.....this sounds a bit like the Magic Circle!!
Could someone please restore my bellief in the perversity of this site??? biggrin

Silky x

9 Apr 2006

You're not banned, it's just that munch organisers like to see that people have participated a bit on the site. And no, munches are NOT as strait-laced as they are described wink

Can I ask, is the correct translation of your name, 'little death'?

9 Apr 2006

well having looked at your ad, and seen the pics, the only thing keeping us out of your inbox is the 147 miles :cry:

9 Apr 2006

Quote by freckledbird
You're not banned, it's just that munch organisers like to see that people have participated a bit on the site. And no, munches are NOT as strait-laced as they are described
Can I ask, is the correct translation of your name, 'little death'?

Aha.....I should have guessed so much. No china tea cups and Earl Grey then? Phew!
Yep, you're right on the translation. Apparently it's a term used for a little bout of passing out when orgasming, something I've only done the once but ....WOW ! Needless to say, in a style befitting the most experienced members of a site like this, R tried to turn me over and continue having his wicked way, like Mrs T though, this lady was just NOT for turning !!!!.......Oh, sweet, sweet memories !
Silky x

9 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort
Could someone please restore my bellief in the perversity of this site???
Silky x

Sure hunni, meaty and sheddy are that way --------------------->
:giggle:

9 Apr 2006

Oi WelshBird, I'm proud to be a pervert. studied long and hard to pass the oral exam wink

9 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort
You're not banned, it's just that munch organisers like to see that people have participated a bit on the site. And no, munches are NOT as strait-laced as they are described
Can I ask, is the correct translation of your name, 'little death'?

Aha.....I should have guessed so much. No china tea cups and Earl Grey then? Phew!
Yep, you're right on the translation. Apparently it's a term used for a little bout of passing out when orgasming, something I've only done the once but ....WOW ! Needless to say, in a style befitting the most experienced members of a site like this, R tried to turn me over and continue having his wicked way, like Mrs T though, this lady was just NOT for turning !!!!.......Oh, sweet, sweet memories !
Silky x
Passing out during Climax :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Pray to the Lord its not true, after 1 min 23 secs of build up, what a waste lol

Mr Tweeky

9 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort

Having discussed taking the step into swinging, we were thrilled to find a site with nearly half a million members (even with an adventure a night, that's more than 25 life's worth !!)...BUT we just can't seem to sneak in. We've whispered, we've waved, WE'VE SHOUTED but it's just not happening..... :cry:
We haven't got 2 heads, we can (in moments of sobriety) string an odd sentence together, and we're more than willing to travel.
Any tips from you "old timers" out there as to just what we're doing wrong?
Cheers !
R&S

Nice ass :shock: :shock:
Sorry had to slap myself round the face then lol

All you need to do is join in a little and you will get to know some real nice people and have some really enjoyable experiences biggrin

P.S, welcome to swinging heaven, i'm sure you will have lots and lots of fun once you have worked out what is what smile

Shaz xx

10 Apr 2006

nothing you have said, but I have pm'd you with some background

11 Apr 2006

Quote by petite-mort

Having discussed taking the step into swinging, we were thrilled to find a site with nearly half a million members (even with an adventure a night, that's more than 25 life's worth !!)...BUT we just can't seem to sneak in. We've whispered, we've waved, WE'VE SHOUTED but it's just not happening..... :cry:
We haven't got 2 heads, we can (in moments of sobriety) string an odd sentence together, and we're more than willing to travel.
Any tips from you "old timers" out there as to just what we're doing wrong?
Cheers !
R&S

Hiya both of you. We are not big posters although we do read alot. We discovered the chat rooms a few weeks ago and have made lots of new friends through there so do persevere and you will soon get to know the regulars.
Chris & Mick