from mr wet a.k.a. hugh b* wetnix is licking a pussy she often speaks,but when shes sucking a cock she says nowt. does this mean shes bi-lingual.
your thoughts would be appreciated
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from mr wet a.k.a. hugh b* wetnix is licking a pussy she often speaks,but when shes sucking a cock she says nowt. does this mean shes bi-lingual.
your thoughts would be appreciated
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very unusual thread...........
purely for research purposes, can you enlighten me as to the sort of thing she says whilst "drinking from the furry cup?"
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she says things like yum slurp yum yum nice
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experimentation............ now that's probably the key!
I wondered if hairydynamics could be the cause (a phrase I had heard of in my youth).
I went to the library and asked.......the librarian took me to a shelf of books all about how planes fly!!!!! He must have misunderstood...
Back home I decided to test various cock-shaped items i.e. vibrator, carrot, cucumber etc.. and my member.
Still the result was the same-maybe it was something to do with vibrations of the steam flaps. So I decided to get her to slide down the bannister to see if I could measure the vibrations (unfortunately we live in a bungalow-that wasn't my best idea!).
So I am now looking for, on her behalf, a variety of assorted shapes and sizes of cocks and fannies.......
Anyone willing to participate in the name of science, please get in touch...
Best regards
Hugh B'stard of Wetnix, Wetnix & Co.
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