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Is there a 'sparky' in the cafe?

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Would there happen to be any electricians in the house?
I could do with a few hints to help stop me from blowing myself up!
First thing ....... switch all the power off at the mains!! wink
also sticking fingers into the socket to see if it works is NOT a good idea.
depends on what you need PL, give us a clue. If its something I know about I may be able to help ( I aint a qualified sparky but I do a lot of electrical work for friends )
Always try and stand in a bucket of water when doing the work , to insulate yourself . Seriously , I know a little bit more than average so PM if you want to ask hun x
Be ultra careful!
When I disconnected my old electric oven I turned off the power using the wall mounted switch in the kitchen , turned off the mains AND took out the fuses!!!
cool
PoloLady you will do anything to get a dirty workman in overalls in your house won't you? Why not avoid plugs and wires all together and just use battery-operated utensils and appliances wink ?
But if you really cannot live without your power drill, , crimper and sandwich maker, wrap yourself in fluffy roof insulation every time you have that electrical urge.
Quote by PoloLady
Would there happen to be any electricians in the house?
I could do with a few hints to help stop me from blowing myself up!

Hiya... GT is an ex sparky... in an industrial sense you understand... biggrin
If you want help PM us for our tel. no. smile
Huggggz
You ask a serious question and this is what you get - confused
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by manofmuchfun
You ask a serious question and this is what you get - confused
lol :lol: :lol:

tell me by pm please .......
I have :shock:
Quote by WibblyWobbly
Would there happen to be any electricians in the house?
I could do with a few hints to help stop me from blowing myself up!

Hiya... GT is an ex sparky... in an industrial sense you understand... biggrin
If you want help PM us for our tel. no. smile
Huggggz
thanks hun
So you're not looking for a man with a big toolbox and a bag of raw plugs anymore then?
Cool. I had one ready to dispatch to you , but seeing as you are no longer in need of his screws and long cables, I'll get him to give my place a once-over instead. I like a good re-wiring on a monday. wink
Quote by SunBunny
So you're not looking for a man with a big toolbox and a bag of raw plugs anymore then?
Cool. I had one ready to dispatch to you , but seeing as you are no longer in need of his screws and long cables, I'll get him to give my place a once-over instead. I like a good re-wiring on a monday. wink

smackbottom
Quote by PoloLady
smackbottom

What?
Only trying to help!
rolleyes
I don't know. I bend over backwards and this is the gratitude I get. confused
Go on then Polo, tell me your problem, and I'll sort it out for you.
John
smile
Quote by PoloLady
Would there happen to be any electricians in the house?
I could do with a few hints to help stop me from blowing myself up!

Right are we talking circuits i.e. Lights or sockets?
Are we talking appliances?
or are you attempting to crack the fusion reacter containment problem?
Give more of a clue on your problem or is this a cunning plan to entice me to your web?
Keep well
Icehousephill xxxx
Quote by manofmuchfun
I'm here ....PM me please !

i havent read the whole tread as i am pissed.......but some how i got the feeling that mano would be there! lol
Take note he has helped me loads kiss
Quote by Horous
Go on then Polo, tell me your problem, and I'll sort it out for you.
John
smile

Are you a qualified sparky?
Quote by icehousephill
Would there happen to be any electricians in the house?
I could do with a few hints to help stop me from blowing myself up!

Right are we talking circuits i.e. Lights or sockets?
Are we talking appliances?
or are you attempting to crack the fusion reacter containment problem?
Give more of a clue on your problem or is this a cunning plan to entice me to your web?
Keep well
Icehousephill xxxx
Are you a qualified sparky?
I've sent you a PM Polo.
John
x
i am not a sparky... but BF does call me flash! :shock:
.. well..... it DOES sound related!
if u still need some help pm me, only just got in
Quote by PoloLady
Would there happen to be any electricians in the house?
I could do with a few hints to help stop me from blowing myself up!

Right are we talking circuits i.e. Lights or sockets?
Are we talking appliances?
or are you attempting to crack the fusion reacter containment problem?
Give more of a clue on your problem or is this a cunning plan to entice me to your web?
Keep well
Icehousephill xxxx
Are you a qualified sparky?
Better electrical engineer
Thank you... Thank you... Thank you folks - the lights are no!