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Quote by Sgt Bilko

Sarge puts out a few road signs to send Munchers the wrong way!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:






:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Sarge they look like the signs that i sew when i was on my way to your house! :shock:
you bugger! smackbottom wink
Blue has died :uhoh: , Blue has risen :grin: , Blue will cum again............
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Crikey, it's been a bumpy ride back from Swinging Hell and the clutches of the Forces of the Darkside..... :eeek:
I was quietly sitting having a wank (cos there's not that much to do in the fires of Swinging Hell, you know) amid the flames....

.......... I felt my feet touch the ground, and I started to walk back through the Gardens, and up to the gate of SH Towers............... I keyed my moderator password into the security pad.... it worked, and here I am!!!!!
ALIVE AGAIN!!!!
So, I thank all of you who saved me.... hope you had a great time at the Munch........
Sarge your diversions did not work flipa .............. I'm BACK ---- guess who I'm going to ban first :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Debbiewebs
Sarge they look like the signs that i sew when i was on my way to your house! :shock:
you bugger! smackbottom wink

ambitious calling his dwelling a house debs, but I guess it's still home for him
Quote by davej

Sarge they look like the signs that i sew when i was on my way to your house! :shock:
you bugger! smackbottom wink

ambitious calling his dwelling a house debs, but I guess it's still home for him

Dave, that's his country cottage biggrin
Quote by freckledbird

Sarge they look like the signs that i sew when i was on my way to your house! :shock:
you bugger! smackbottom wink

ambitious calling his dwelling a house debs, but I guess it's still home for him

Dave, that's his country cottage biggrin
he's got two homes like this :shock: .........some people just seem to have all the luck.
Yeah but Dave, I've heard his 'normal' home isn't nearly as luxurious as the country home. You take the good with the bad, I suppose.
Quote by Jags
Oooh!! I'll be back to comment on this when Real Life permits!!
(That means when I've bathed the kids and put them to bed!! lol :lol: :lol: )

Make sure they wash behind their ears!!
Children have ears??? :shock: :shock: :shock: Are they installed but without any updated drivers for the first 20 years of their lives???? Never met a child yet who makes use of their ears.
You're dam right kids have ears!! my two put them to good use - mostly to hearing things they shouldn't n also for carrying round large quantities of dust, grime, unsavoury greasy things and also the odd small round spherical object that requires the obligatory visit to casualty for removal!!!
:shock:
:lol: :lol:
Quote by JudyTV

:P Recognise a few of those lovely places :P .....................yes but, no but, yes but, ....err only because I go fishing around there smile
Judy

But fishing for what !!!!!!!! wink
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

:P Recognise a few of those lovely places :P .....................yes but, no but, yes but, ....err only because I go fishing around there smile
Judy

But fishing for what !!!!!!!! wink
Yes, indeed..... fishing for what? :twisted:
Actually I was at the lake displayed in the first pic today and there was loads of fishing going on........... I'm assuming they were all looking for big ones and not just the little tiddlers lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I do like the pictures displaying bridges, I often go and stand on those bridges, the view is very lovely :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
A lot of the regulars on here have a ready-wit but it's just because they don't get out often enough that they seek to complement their social inadequacies with remote attacks upon others through the medium of the network.

Yeah OK, guilty as charged redface .... I really should get out more............. I'm thinking that maybe Judy will lend me the tartan blacket that is now a regular fixture in her car so I too can enjoy warm nightly strolls in the woods rotflmao
Having read through this thread, Dino, Nomad_Soul and Vicky_UK have said everything that I would have said. I just wonder though, since it seems to be something that is so good for the site, why is it always the same group of faces that do the "piss-taking"? Maybe the rest of us should thank you for it since it saves us the job. confused
Quote by northwest-cpl
Having read through this thread, Dino, Nomad_Soul and Vicky_UK have said everything that I would have said. I just wonder though, since it seems to be something that is so good for the site, why is it always the same group of faces that do the "piss-taking"? Maybe the rest of us should thank you for it since it saves us the job. confused

Damn right you should!
About time too, I give up a lot of my own time for piss taking, its not easy you know, trying to think of something different all the time!
You think the mods have a hard time? They're reactive, we have to be proactive!
I dont expect thanks, just a little recognition.
Quote by Happy Cats
Having read through this thread, Dino, Nomad_Soul and Vicky_UK have said everything that I would have said. I just wonder though, since it seems to be something that is so good for the site, why is it always the same group of faces that do the "piss-taking"? Maybe the rest of us should thank you for it since it saves us the job. confused

Damn right you should!
About time too, I give up a lot of my own time for piss taking, its not easy you know, trying to think of something different all the time!
You think the mods have a hard time? They're reactive, we have to be proactive!
I dont expect thanks, just a little recognition.
Why does your pussy look like a hooker?
Quote by NWFunMale
Just wondering why if anyone posts on this they are subject to barrages of sarcasm and derogatory comments from both users and site MODS who are supposed to be looking for offensive or undesirable posts to remove, not correcting the 'good willed' posts that are placed. The forums just AIN’T a friendly place unless you're in with the 'in' gang.

Who told you that the mods are "supposed to be looking for offensive or undesirable posts to remove"? They are, first and foremost, site members the same as everyone else and have just as much right to whinge about you as you have to whinge about them, which is what you're doing.
Barrages of sarcasm are invariably invited by their recipients. When someone signs up and immediately starts whining or asking stupid questions of the type that are repeated a dozen times a day when they clearly haven't bothered to read the forums and figure out what the site is about, that indicates a lack of respect and deserves the response it gets.
Those who take the time to introduce themselves with something a little more thoughtful and informative than "Hi, I've got a big nob and I want a shag" are valued for their rarity and get a much warmer reception.
There is no "in" gang, but there is most definitely an "out" gang. The "out" gang consists mainly of chancers who post once or maybe twice with some juvenile statement of sexual frustration accompanied by a complaint regarding the lack of an instant queue of people begging for the privilege. They then disappear, mercifully never to be heard from again. A few join up, make the occasional quiet post, stick around for a couple of months, contributing little if anything, and then start calling the shots because they think they've earned the right to be part of this imaginary "in" crowd, resulting in threads like this.
In answer to your parting shot, "LET'S KEEP IT FUN"... It is fun, for those who bother to make it so.
Ice Pie
"There is no in gang"
How do you know there isnt? Maybe its just that you just havnt been asked to join?
most of the people here are a laugh, not everybody gets on with everybody, there are piss takers but its all down to the way u percieve the your not keen on someone u dont talk to them.
I find that the majority of people that i speak to on this site are lovely, caring, and compassionate loves a bit of banter.
sometimes i dont agree with some mod's actions but u just get on with it and tak it on the chin when u do wrong!!
i dont see there being a in gang! maybe when i was at school but not here.
you always get your "group" of friends that will talk to eachother more often but i think most people here are lovely!!
louxx biggrin
Quote by treasurechest
Ice Pie
"There is no in gang"
How do you know there isnt? Maybe its just that you just havnt been asked to join?

OK then, I made an unsupportable assumption so I'll modify that statement:
If there's an in-gang, I don't know about it, it's so exclusive it keeps itself secret from non-members, so it doesn't affect me or anyone else who isn't in it. biggrin
Sorry dont buy that one, Im sure that we can be affected by things we dont know exist!!
Quote by treasurechest
Sorry dont buy that one, Im sure that we can be affected by things we dont know exist!!

He's joking!
Lots of people who post here have met, either in a play situation or in a real life situation. It then follows that those who have met and are friends are engaging in a meaningful (in a meaningless way) banter. Same as you will find any day or night of the week in your local pub.
Ice Pie has his foot under the table at this local pub, in with the bricks and has his name on a tankard. lol He mostly makes sense most of the time.
rolleyes :roll:
Quote by treasurechest
Sorry dont buy that one, Im sure that we can be affected by things we dont know exist!!

This is true, but postulating the existence of specific things we don't know about is the hallmark of conspiracy theorists, who've always struck me as paranoid and I don't want to end up like them.
I'll modify the statement again:
If the in crowd exists, I am not aware of it having any effect on me, so I've nothing to complain about. ;)
oh well guess that is my "outsider" status emphasised !!!!!
Quote by treasurechest
oh well guess that is my "outsider" status emphasised !!!!!

Only YOU emphasised it
:shock:
i really cant be arsed reading through this mammoth post but ill make it one reply bigger anyway! biggrin
Quote by easyease
i really cant be arsed reading through this mammoth post but ill make it one reply bigger anyway! biggrin

Ah, you must be one of "them"?
Secret handshake, trouser leg at half mast? ;)
Can I join the "in gang" please?
Does it matter that I havent got lizard type tendencies?
Quote by Ice Pie
i really cant be arsed reading through this mammoth post but ill make it one reply bigger anyway! biggrin

Ah, you must be one of "them"?
Secret handshake, trouser leg at half mast? ;)
Nah :- He can't be. He is to young on membership to SH and wears short pants lol
Fred
I really want to be part of a gang, I even applied to one of the Wank Clubs and they cocked a deaf un!
Quote by Happy Cats
I really want to be part of a gang, I even applied to one of the Wank Clubs and they cocked a deaf un!

I wish I had a deaf cock. It's very embarassing when the busker gets on the Tube and it starts dancing to the catchy tune. redface
Quote by Happy Cats
Having read through this thread, Dino, Nomad_Soul and Vicky_UK have said everything that I would have said. I just wonder though, since it seems to be something that is so good for the site, why is it always the same group of faces that do the "piss-taking"? Maybe the rest of us should thank you for it since it saves us the job. confused

Damn right you should!
About time too, I give up a lot of my own time for piss taking, its not easy you know, trying to think of something different all the time!
You think the mods have a hard time? They're reactive, we have to be proactive!
I dont expect thanks, just a little recognition.
Here,here! lol
Quote by Jags
Ice Pie has his foot under the table at this local pub, in with the bricks and has his name on a tankard. lol He mostly makes sense most of the time.
rolleyes :roll:

He has been given a tankard! :shock: ......with his name on! :shock:
bastard!
I've been on here as long as he has and no bugger has invited me to join a secret gang and given me a tankard.....oh no.