Is this a bad omen????

17 Dec 2004

Just walked past my christmas tree and the Angel (a large Tweety one) fell from the top and smashed into my jaw (which already still aches from having wisdom teeth out), leaving me with a large cut!
What does this mean, is this a bad omen, should i take heed, have i been drinking too many hot toddies??? rolleyes

17 Dec 2004

Either you need to lay of the hot toddies or the angel does smile

Of course the angel may just have been attacking you after you shoved an xmas tree up her arse. Hard to tell. lol

17 Dec 2004

How securely was the Angel fitted?

17 Dec 2004

i dont think it's a bad omen, just getting all the bad luck out of the way before christmas hits you, so you can have a better time biggrin

17 Dec 2004

Good God!
Quick! Throw some salt over your shoulder or something.
Ouch.

17 Dec 2004

Quote by zootle
Either you need to lay of the hot toddies or the angel does
Of course the angel may just have been attacking you after you shoved an xmas tree up her arse. Hard to tell.

Rofl, never thought of that!! :lol:

17 Dec 2004

I think you should sue the contractors that you got in to put it up in the first place.
You did get someone in to do it, didn't you? Would you not use a solicitor when selling your house? There I rest my case!

17 Dec 2004

Quote by marmalaid
I think you should sue the contractors that you got in to put it up in the first place.
You did get someone in to do it, didn't you? Would you not use a solicitor when selling your house? There I rest my case!

Oh no, i've always handled all erections on my own with no problems lol

17 Dec 2004

If anything it's a great omen.
I love fallen angels biggrin

:bounce:

17 Dec 2004

I agree good omen even the angels are flinging themselves at you!
they may be s&m angels but it is a free country so they say.
have a good one

17 Dec 2004

SIGH......I fear it's just another sign of the times that we live in, the pressures of life, the frustrations that we all deal with, do you think that Angels are any different?.....nope just the same as us. Angels trying to throw themselves from the tops of tree in deep depression aint something new
Statistics bear out the fact that December is the worst time of the year for suicides, especially for Angels, now I've always maintained that this is a result of being locked up in a box all year and that they therefore can only make attempts once let out, but the experts disagree and point to the fact that most are put into a box with easily shattered glass baubles, sharp plastic icicles and suffocating cotton wool snow, in fact a whole host of things that would aid them in ending it all.
The experts reckon that the real clincher for the Angels, isn't that they have to put up with an arsehole that is pine fresh for a fortnight, it's the combination of being sat up there with no choice and having to listen to Slade and Roy Wood non stop and then knowing that in just a few days, your gonna be shoved back in a box with Santa, Rudolph and the bloody Posh and Becks plastic married couple that were saved by your owners for sentimental reasons and have some how ended up in the poxy christmas box.
On this occasion you managed to save your Angel but if there's another attempt then you may not be around, so please get her down to the samaritans or at the very least, go get some scatter cushions and lay em round your tree.
Please remember, a bit like a dog, an Angel isn't just for christmas :cry:

17 Dec 2004

Yer Angel didn't want a Chat by any chance eh?

17 Dec 2004

Quote by teppic
i dont think it's a bad omen, just getting all the bad luck out of the way before christmas hits you, so you can have a better time

Teppic has put his finger on it. You will now have a problem-free Christmas & New Year.... although your jaw may hurt a bit :shock: :D

17 Dec 2004

Quote by GenHertsCpl
I think you should sue the contractors that you got in to put it up in the first place.
You did get someone in to do it, didn't you? Would you not use a solicitor when selling your house? There I rest my case!

Oh no, i've always handled all erections on my own with no problems lol

f**ck,my erection as just fallen over mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x

17 Dec 2004

Quote by wewantu2
I think you should sue the contractors that you got in to put it up in the first place.
You did get someone in to do it, didn't you? Would you not use a solicitor when selling your house? There I rest my case!

Oh no, i've always handled all erections on my own with no problems lol

f**ck,my erection as just fallen over mad

:x :x :x :x :x :x
Hmmmm Bedfordshire, not far, shall I pop over and give you a hand :lol: